Short post! I'm thinking we should timeskip to Halloween soon. Thoughts??
El Taco Taco
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Schist happens.
STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 8 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate
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Be careful. He’s a Nott, Maryam had said. Sadie hadn’t really understood—she’d thought maybe it was something personal. But things began to click as George apologized, and a thousand questions raced through her head. What exactly did the Nott name mean? Did she even want to know? Her stomach churned.
“Thoughtless is an understatement,” Seine said with a shake of his head. Sadie chewed thoughtfully on her lip, watching the crowd cautiously. Most of the students had reacted as though disgusted, but had everyone? How many people thought her brother—and her, she realised suddenly—had dirt in their veins?
“It’s okay. We should get to the common room,” Sadie said with a strained smile. They had nearly half an hour, but she found herself wanting to get out of the crowd. Mercifully, Seine nodded, and they rushed to catch up with George. Sadie smiled weakly, hooking loose red hair behind her ear. “We’ve got six inches to write on Gamp’s laws before Wednesday. We should get it done now—it looks like tomorrow’s going to be hectic.”
Seine groaned, jamming hi hands in his pockets, looking entirely too displeased by the notion.
“Ughhh, seriously?”
“We’re literally learning magic, how is that not the most exciting thing ever?” Sadie boggled at Seine, who simply grumbled in return. Looking to George, she cocked a brow. “Don’t tell me you find bending the laws of physics boring too.”
“Thoughtless is an understatement,” Seine said with a shake of his head. Sadie chewed thoughtfully on her lip, watching the crowd cautiously. Most of the students had reacted as though disgusted, but had everyone? How many people thought her brother—and her, she realised suddenly—had dirt in their veins?
“It’s okay. We should get to the common room,” Sadie said with a strained smile. They had nearly half an hour, but she found herself wanting to get out of the crowd. Mercifully, Seine nodded, and they rushed to catch up with George. Sadie smiled weakly, hooking loose red hair behind her ear. “We’ve got six inches to write on Gamp’s laws before Wednesday. We should get it done now—it looks like tomorrow’s going to be hectic.”
Seine groaned, jamming hi hands in his pockets, looking entirely too displeased by the notion.
“Ughhh, seriously?”
“We’re literally learning magic, how is that not the most exciting thing ever?” Sadie boggled at Seine, who simply grumbled in return. Looking to George, she cocked a brow. “Don’t tell me you find bending the laws of physics boring too.”
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11 yrs ago
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Sorry, I'm really just looking for plots one and two on my list. Thanks c:
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11 yrs ago
Forum: 1x1 Interest Checks
Lets give this a bump, since plots one and two haven't panned out yet.
Hey bros and brosephines and those outside the gender bronary! I'm Taco. If you don't think food counts as a name, you can call me Alice.
I'm much more practised with traditional media but I'm aggressively attempting to suck less with digital art. Sometimes I do stupid little signatures and edits, bc I am RP trash. I also basically only doodle ladies. Oops. I should really try to fix that.
If you're interested, you can find my art blog over here! I update it more frequently than this thread.
I'm much more practised with traditional media but I'm aggressively attempting to suck less with digital art. Sometimes I do stupid little signatures and edits, bc I am RP trash. I also basically only doodle ladies. Oops. I should really try to fix that.
If you're interested, you can find my art blog over here! I update it more frequently than this thread.
The gooooods
Yeah, it's very much a life of 'YOU'RE HERE LET'S DO ALL THESE THINGS'. I have my husband until halfway through October, but he'll be out doing Magic stuff a lot, so I will be able to get some posts done!
I've got Ingvar's little codex thing up--it isn't hella fancy, but it'll do.
All that's left is to start, ahhhhh
I have about 3 starter posts to write right meow--could I ask you to do the honors?
I've got Ingvar's little codex thing up--it isn't hella fancy, but it'll do.
All that's left is to start, ahhhhh
I have about 3 starter posts to write right meow--could I ask you to do the honors?
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11 yrs ago
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I should probably frame my degree before I frame that award. Right?
Theo is such a butt! Omgyesssssss
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