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8 yrs ago
Current 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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8 yrs ago
'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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8 yrs ago
'If Zoey Ashe had known she was being stalked by a man who intended to kill her and then slowly eat her bones, she would've worried more about that and less about getting her cat off the roof.'
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9 yrs ago
"And watch out for Molly. See if she does anything unusual. There’s something I don’t trust about the way she exploded and then came back from the dead like that."
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9 yrs ago
"We're talking about a tentacled flying lamp fucker, Dave. What are you prepared to call unlikely?"
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"OK, I've just about had my FILL of riddle-asking, quest-assigning, insult-throwing, pun-hurling, hostage-taking, iron-mongering, smart-arsed fools, freaks, and felons that continually test my will, mettle, strength, intelligence, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in that bent little head of yours, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevice of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!" - CHARNAME, Baldur's Gate


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UM SHIT I DUNNO
I'm avoiding loads of responsibilities right meow, so I feel guilty for guilting you! D: Maybe find a face similar to his and sketch it????
I tend to read the RPs that my friends are in, especially on other forums with an overarching plot. Beyond that, I barely have time to keep up with my threads, let alone someone elses.
It's awesome! I'll get a post up asap c:
Haha, it's fun! I am all about tactical RPGS -grabby hands- and yeah, I now have zero guilt about modding the game to high hell to breeze through the grinding bullshit *A* also now my Inquizibutt is super adorbs. I'll take some screenshots soon c:
My first playthrough was on Nightmare so it did matter a lot to me-- I needed to be Hella strategic to ensure survival. Now I'm just playing on casual, so I can enjoy story without giving a shit about combat.
I find myself carting Viv for Knight Enchanter goodness, Blackwell or Cass (Iron Bull for dragon hunts) and either Sera/Varric for the ranged fun times. My canon!inquisitor is a dual weapon specialist, so I'm kind of stuck party comp wise. Sometimes I pop Dorian in my ranged rogue slot, but I don't have too much flex. I almost never use racist grandpa Solas or Cole. I adore Cole, but two melee rogues never works well on this character. I do love all mage parties tho, if only for the crazy awesome sass.
Haha, so many right meow *A* I'll ask when he gets home.

Yeah, it's kind of grindy but the story is totes worth it. I've modded it to high hell now, so it's prettier and I don't have to do ten million fucking fetch quests.

Ooh, yay! That sounds perf.
Okay! Spending time with husbandito before he goes to Virginia for a month, but he's off playing Magic right meow c: popping in some Inquisition so I can have my canon playthrough redone with fancy mods and shit before I finally play the newest DLC next month.

How are you??

And it's cool, I have ideaaaaaaas
Go for it c:
They ran for what felt like hours. Samaire knew they hadn’t, but every exhausted step felt like an age. They stumbled through the woods, leaving broken branches and muddied footprints. Her lungs burned red hot. She couldn’t help but twist to glance over her shoulder, watching for shadows that didn’t belong. All she saw were woods.

The chain bounced and clanked, snagging in bushes before being ripped free by their panicked run. Trees and thorns blurred past, the straps of her pack bruising her shoulders. Jumping over fallen logs, she tried to keep pace with the manthing. It ran like it didn’t quite know how to use its legs, but it was faster than any man she knew.

Samaire had been watching the world behind her when they reached a river. Slipping in the mud, a shock rippled through her limbs. She sat sprawled on the bank, her bones and muscles aching. The manthing had collapsed in the water, breathing desperately. Samaire wanted to get to her feet, to run again, but she could not lift herself from the mud. Instead, she leaned back on her hands, chain still wound about her arm.

For many moments, they simply breathed, recovering from their desperate sprint. Samaire stared up at a gap in the trees, at stars spilled across the heavens. Thank Spirits, there were stars. Her cracked lips split into a grin and suddenly she found herself laughing. It was a frantic sound, half relief, half terror. She laughed, even as her ribs and lungs protested, tears prickling behind her eyes. She couldn’t stop, couldn’t stop the relief flooding her veins. She was alive, gloriously alive, and she laughed until her elbows gave out and she collapsed on top of her pack. Something pressed into her spine uncomfortably. Samaire deflated, her laughter fading into ragged breaths.

“Spirits,” she murmured, soaked in mud and too tired to move. “Spirits.”
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