I finally Oli posted!
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STATUS: 'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.' 8 yrs ago
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'I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would call it "sir" because it would be the dominant species on the planet.'
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'There is no word in the English language for the feeling someone gets when they suddenly realize they're standing next to an unholy monster impersonating a human. Monstralization, maybe?'
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I finally Oli posted!
Kearney was twitchy. Oliver recognized that jumpiness, the eyes darting from corner to corner, the tension of muscles poised to leap away at the first sight of danger. He kept his motions smooth and let Kearney put his back to a wall in the corner. He’d regarded Ryan with barely concealed suspicion, and Oliver had noticed Kearney’s other hand lingering at his wand when he’d shaken Ryan’s. It was infuriating, agonizing, to see one of the best men he knew reduced to pure survival.
Padma was gracious, accepting Oliver’s orders for the table and welcoming Kearney with soft words. His knuckles were white as parchment, and Oliver found himself glancing over his own shoulder. It was like he was back in the war, like nothing had changed. Oliver shook his head to dispel the thoughts. He needed to stay grounded. He needed to be the rock.
“No,” Kearney said automatically. He tensed, and then slowly unclenched his fist. “I mean—I don’t need one, I was seen—“
“Kearney. She’s one a’ th’guid ones,” Oliver said in a low voice. Kearney met his gaze, searching for a moment, before his shoulders slumped almost imperceptibly.
“I…alright. It’d—if it’s not a hassle,” Kearney relented. Some of the tension had drained out of his posture, and he leaned back against the wall. After a deep breath, he offered a wan smile. “So…what’d all I miss?”
“Whaur tae start?” Oliver offered a bark of laughter, launching into the lives and drama of the team, grateful for the chance to fill his friend in on their misadventures. Food was served as Oliver recounted how Martins had managed to set himself on fire at Manpreet’s welcome home party, leaving Kearney snorting in derisive pleasure.
Kearney ate like he’d never eat again, and sometimes Oliver could see his old Chaser in those gaunt cheeks and empty eyes. It was a start. Kicking back in his chair, Oliver linked his hands behind his head, a fond grin on his face.
It was, all in all, a damn good day.
Padma was gracious, accepting Oliver’s orders for the table and welcoming Kearney with soft words. His knuckles were white as parchment, and Oliver found himself glancing over his own shoulder. It was like he was back in the war, like nothing had changed. Oliver shook his head to dispel the thoughts. He needed to stay grounded. He needed to be the rock.
“No,” Kearney said automatically. He tensed, and then slowly unclenched his fist. “I mean—I don’t need one, I was seen—“
“Kearney. She’s one a’ th’guid ones,” Oliver said in a low voice. Kearney met his gaze, searching for a moment, before his shoulders slumped almost imperceptibly.
“I…alright. It’d—if it’s not a hassle,” Kearney relented. Some of the tension had drained out of his posture, and he leaned back against the wall. After a deep breath, he offered a wan smile. “So…what’d all I miss?”
“Whaur tae start?” Oliver offered a bark of laughter, launching into the lives and drama of the team, grateful for the chance to fill his friend in on their misadventures. Food was served as Oliver recounted how Martins had managed to set himself on fire at Manpreet’s welcome home party, leaving Kearney snorting in derisive pleasure.
Kearney ate like he’d never eat again, and sometimes Oliver could see his old Chaser in those gaunt cheeks and empty eyes. It was a start. Kicking back in his chair, Oliver linked his hands behind his head, a fond grin on his face.
It was, all in all, a damn good day.
-hug!!-
Yaay! Distractions! I love them :]
Adulting is the worst, 0/10 would not grow up again.
Dawww, puppies! My poopy pups were all on top of me earlier c:
I'm okay! Still hunting for work, but hanging in there. My best friend moved into our basement and we keep busy c: I've been doing a lot of art recently, which is nice!
Yaay! Distractions! I love them :]
Adulting is the worst, 0/10 would not grow up again.
Dawww, puppies! My poopy pups were all on top of me earlier c:
I'm okay! Still hunting for work, but hanging in there. My best friend moved into our basement and we keep busy c: I've been doing a lot of art recently, which is nice!
@SirensCall I RETURN
AFTER A MILLION MONTHS
I was maximising my time with husbandito before he went on deployment for most of this year and adulting like, way too damn much. Boo, that.
How've you been???
AFTER A MILLION MONTHS
I was maximising my time with husbandito before he went on deployment for most of this year and adulting like, way too damn much. Boo, that.
How've you been???
It's okay, I disappeared without a word like a jerkbutt. I was spending time with husbandito and working on the house. He just went on deployment for most of the year, so I should be around more often.
Hope you're doing well <3 @TheDookieNut
Hope you're doing well <3 @TheDookieNut
I finally finished my canon Warden's Tarot card what whaaaaaaat
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Forum: 1x1 Roleplay
Fury's "r u fuckin serious" face is what makes it. He has to deal with these fuckin murder nerds and their stupid puns goddamn he's getting too old for this shit
I am of the firm belief that Natasha spams the Avengers with snap chats of puns and amusing things and is just sassy 10000% of the time
I am of the firm belief that Natasha spams the Avengers with snap chats of puns and amusing things and is just sassy 10000% of the time
It probably says something awful about me that a good part of my hair color choice was due to an early 2000s flash video
i am trash
i am trash
Well, admittedly, I thought it would turn out more like...purpley blue. But I needed to counteract some of the warm golds in my hair, and when blue fades it tends to get nice and silvery, which is fun!
Plus...
Plus...
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