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Quickly being brought back to reality by a supersoldier grabbing his just put back in place shoulder as if he there was no problem with that. He hissed in pain a sharp breath as he clenched his teeth and eyes once more. "Fuck." he let out as an angry whisper. Kal began talking to him, she was one of the few people who knew his true job on the ship and DIDN'T buy anything off of him. It was surprising, but what could someone with one of the few things he couldn't get his hands on want from him? Nanomachines were not something the union let slip out of their hands and into people like his. He heard his orders and expected to go check some rooms but noticed a cart full of... Candy bars?

"Um. Why are there so many candy bars? Shit hurt before, I don't need the bone turning into dust." He put his hand on hers, not even trying to pull it away. "Am I pushing this cart?" He wanted to yell about her grabbing his freshly relocated and still very much in pain shoulder but he had to focus on playing off getting caught looking at the pain pills and various other drugs. "And doc, just give me the strongest stuff you got, put it infront of my door in a box DISCREETLY. There's a small panel at the bottom right, just needs a kick and it'll open. Hide it in there, if it's not empty, don't read any labels." Malory hopped off of the table. He couldn't remember if he had taken the few bottles of a paralyzing neurotoxin he was bringing to a buyer in union territory only produced by animals on the planet they just left. Shit paralyzed you for up to three days, very VERY illegal, but very valuable as well. Let's hope he put it somewhere safer.
Malory nodded at the nurses and took a seat on the table. He looked around the medical bay and all of a sudden his face went from as if he'd seen a ghost to that of a kid in a candy shop. He was taking note of every drug he could see. He was taking a mental inventory of what was there and how much it could go for and thinking about who he could sell it to. Hell, there were people on this ship right now who would pay a good price for this stuff. Prescription painkillers, stimulants, syringes and more. All kinds of drugs that he could sell or trade with. It's amazing how fast his mind was taken off of the pain when he entered this room. "So uh. what's wrong with it? It doesn't feel broken but it fuckin' hurts." he said, still staring at the painkillers he deemed to be the most valuable. His speech was slow and making it entirely obvious he was focusing on something else.
"Close... I got caught between a rock and a hard place. Except it was you know, a rock that could punch and that wall right there was the hard place. Just uh... Just fix it?" Malory clenched his teeth tightly and he was breathing slow but hard. He couldn't exactly focus on anything other than the pain in his shoulder. He heard the hissing of the commander and knew he was on her good side for now at least. He would probably talk about payment once the cap was back. For not though, he felt like giving her the tape roll free was the right thing to do.

"Is it broken? I swear if I see that rock again I'm gonna... I don't know yet. But something is gonna happen." Malory was in too much pain to think about the terrible things to do to a blind rock. Maybe get some googly eyes and put them on his face. Yeah. That'll show him. He heard the voice of the cartographer and gave the doctor a look of 'Get me out of here before I dislocate his shoulder.'
Interesting first day. I'm having a lot of fun with this.


I've never had this much fun on a first day. I love this crew we have.
Christian finished his pouting and began walking back to the server room with the duct tape. His shoulder was definitely not right. Almost like a rock grabbed it and used it to slam him into a wall. He hurried passed the warock who was eating what looked like some ground up slugs in some water. He shuttered a bit just thinking about the taste. "Aliens..." he muttered under his breath. He got to the server room and saw the commander suddenly lose all her anger at whatever Annalynn had said. He leaned in and tossed the duct tape. "Hey, I miss her too. She's the first person to actually want me on a ship. This tape's on her." He leaned on the wall and his face went white. His shoulder must have been on the edge of dislocation because leaning on that door finished the job. "I uh... I'm gonna go see Cason..." He ducked his head and hurried to find the doctor once more.
Wow, intimidating post volume hehe. Gonna have a lot of reading to do before I can even think about posting a character.


TL;DR: Illegal porn was brought on the ship, servers overloaded, Highly advanced alien ripped broken overheated parts out, commander needed new ones, scum enters room and starts shit. Doctor reads a book, scum makes mistakes, warock slams his weak ass into a wall, he leaves to get duct tape, servers still down captain still not found and somewhere someone is masturbating to some gross alien porn.
Not yet, but I mean it seems unavoidable with Malory's stubbornness.
Being dropped so suddenly wasn't the preferred way of landing for Ensign Malory. He was still ready to bargain for the tape but Bolts too, outranked him. "Ah, fuck why can't someone who, y'know, doesn't outrank me walk through those doors?" he stood up slowly and brushed off his permanently dirty work pants and shirt. He looked at Vas with the same expression Vas was giving him if he had flesh that could make expressions as easy as him. "I'll grab it, but the more you use the more you'll wish you didn't use as much. Shit is hard to come by in fucking space." He walked out the door, clutching his shoulder. His arm was basically dead at the moment, but hopefully not broken. He walked by the mess hall and saw the doc.

"Ay Cason. We're gonna have a little meeting in a bit." He shouted without slowing down. He wasn't bleeding on the outside at least. He went on through the corridor until he got to his room and grabbed the duct tape from one of the hundred secret compartments he was probably not allowed to have installed. He muttered to himself about how if the captain were here shit like this would never have happened. Cap would've solved all the issues by now and no fight would happen. His anger toward Vas was slowly being replaced by being mad at the captain for disappearing like she did.
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Would you prefer getting the shit kicked out of you?


Honestly maybe.
You're made of rocks dude
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