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Butts. They are so round, so squishy, so perfect. Bootiful.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gaq62VCcnew

Things you need to know:

I'm eighteen years old. I'm American. I'm a Protestant Christian. I don't like anime. I like comic books. I once killed a shark.

My roleplaying interests change periodically, and I am not currently looking to join any more roleplays at the moment.

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So I'm trying to calculate the distance between myself and @Durandal.

The coordinates:
560, 390, 180
640, 400, 280

My answer, after plugging them into a website:
128 (and a lot of decimals)

Now, here's my question: How do I convert this into lightyears? I assume 128 is the number of pixels between myself and Durandal. With each pixel representing 100 lightyears, that would mean we're 12,800 lightyears apart? Did I do that correctly? I'm mathematically inept.
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I'm coming, I'm coming....actually just started working on it


I await your post eagerly.

As a side note, this new evil Chike likes to monologue about how great and powerful he is. Like, non-stop. He is War and he wants you to know that.
I considered a blue lantern before I went wiki diving. Their rings are totally and completely useless without a GL around. All it does is let them fly and survive in space.

A Red Lantern would have to act a bit too much like Sentinel, and I don't feel like playing the same character.

Larafleeze is the only orange lantern.

Indigo would be very unique, and could have been interesting. But I like to characterize, and Indigo's are allowed to be (ironically) unique.

Star Sapphire...I only really play male characters since I'm a guy. I don't wan to fall into stereotypes and cliches, and I'm afraid that would happen if I tried to play a female. The only male SS has been Jon Stewart, so I don't see that as an option either.

Black and White are both off limits for obvious reasons.

I could see a yellow lantern being a possibility. However, he wouldn't fit well with the team dynamic we're going for and the rest of his Corps is kind of super evil so that would be an issue too.

Overall, green is just easier.

Speaking of lanterns: Could we pretend the last major GL event was Brightest Day? War of the Green lanterns and Third Army both heavily tie into the New 52; which we're ignoring, so that would turn out messy real quick. This would mean that, in a nutshell:

Hal Jordan is a Guardian of the Universe.

The Guardians aren't totally off their rocker crazy pants

Guy and Kyle are both GLs and members of the Honor Guard

Simon Baz never happened.

This would also mean that the assigning of another Lantern to sector 2814 would make sense. After all, Jon Stewart is technically the only lantern for this sector and each sector is required to have two lanterns. Hal Jordan could still operate from Earth, but he'd have responsibilities across the universe. The same can be said for Guy and Kyle, but they would probably be more earth based than Hal.
That sample post tho. I thought you'd actually killed Sentinel off until that last line.
Happy Birthday to the new guy!

Also, I dunno about Suicide Squad. I definitely like the tone they're going for, but some of the costumes make me cringe a little inside. Leto killed it with his voice in that trailer, though.
@FacePunch You misspelled "Arachne" several times in your post. :D

Edit: Also, Icon, are you ready for Round 2 with Polemos? Words cannot describe the beatdown that she just received.


I can't even English right now. Ill go back and fix that.


| NAME: |
Marcus Lev Zelenyy


| ALIAS: |
Green Lantern of Sector 2814.2
Atlas


| ABILITIES/SKILLS/EQUIPMENT: |
Green Lantern Ring: The power rings wielded by members of the Lantern Corps have been referred to as the most powerful weapons in the universe. The power ring's most distinctive effect is the generation of green, solid-light constructs, the precise physical nature of which has never been specified. The size, complexity, and strength of these constructs is limited only by the ring-bearer's willpower; whatever the wearer imagines, the ring will create. Marcus possesses great willpower and imagination, making him perfect for wielding a power ring. He's no Hal Jordan, But Marcus has great potential as a Lantern once he learns how to wield this weapon properly.

The Green Lantern Ring has a number of uses and abilities.

Force Field: When active, a power ring will encase its user in a protective, life-supporting force field. This force field allows the user to fly, travel through inhospitable environments, and enter hyperspace in order to move vast distances quickly. This field automatically forms over Marcus when he equips the ring and is always active. This force field is invisible and eliminates waste, provides a breathable atmosphere for the wielder in any environment(underwater, space, etc.) and protects the wielder from all forms of harm(radiation, bullets, etc.).

Artificial Intelligence: Every ring has a connection to the Main Battery on Oa, which taps into an artificial intelligence. It acts as an "on-board computer," telling the wearer what they need to know. It can either respond out loud, or silently directly to the wearer's mind. The AI contains a large database of information that may be crucial to a Lantern's success. The ring also translates nearly every language to and from the wearer (though they have difficulty translating profanity), which is why the Corps can communicate with each other. When the bearer of a Green Lantern ring dies, the ring will seek out a suitable replacement for their sector. The AI can be used to play a holographic playback sequence complete with colors across the spectrum based on information in memory banks. The ring can dictate when to pause or stop the playback should an interruption arise where the Lanterns undivided attention is needed. The AI can also alert the wielder of incoming threats or of attempts to manipulate the wielders construct by an outside party.

Utility: Power rings are able to give off electromagnetic radiation of various frequencies. This radiation can be focused by the wearer into a beam, similar in appearance and effect to a powerful laser. The ring is also capable of producing an electrical current. Less frequently used capabilities include splitting atomic nuclei and manipulating subatomic particles (thereby transmuting chemical elements). A power ring is also capable of creating fully functional duplicates of itself. The ring protects users from all forms of telepathy, making Marcus immune to even the most powerful physic assailants. While power rings have to be worn to be effective, at several points Green Lanterns have shown the ability to summon the ring to them from a distance (even if someone else is wearing it) or order it to carry out commands automatically after being removed. Jon Stewart has only recently begun to teach Marcus how to use his ring in fashions described above.

Light Constructs: The signature ability of a member of any Lantern Corps. A lantern can create anything he or she imagines, assuming they have enough willpower to do it. The objects created by a green lantern are not indestructible, and the strength of the constructs depends on the focus and willpower put forth by the wielder. If the wearer's willpower is weak, then their constructs will be weak as well. Depending on the amount of focus and willpower from the wearer, the ring can be the wearer's greatest asset or greatest detriment. This applies doubly to Marcus, who possesses great willpower, but absolutely abysmal focus.

Military Training: Marcus has undergone intense military-like training before being recruited into the Green Lantern Corps. He is a skilled hand-to-hand combatant and marksman, and has an incredible tolerance to pain. On more than one occasion Marcus has either matched or beaten Jon Stewart in unarmed combat. Where Marcus received his training is a closely guarded secret.


| LIMITATIONS AND WEAKNESSES: |
Marcus' constructs have shown the ability to hold up the weight of collapsing skyscrapers. His constructs have tanked hits from the likes of Black Adam and Doomsday, and Atlas has been able to harm Justice League level opponents such as Cheeta or Bizarro.

A Green Lantern is only as strong as their willpower. If Marcus becomes afraid, or loses focus, he becomes easier to defeat.

Atlas, while a Green Lantern, still has much to learn. His lack of understanding of his ring's capabilities and shortcomings are quite obvious and can lead to Marcus losing a fight simply because he forgot one of the ring's many abilities.

Marcus lacks focus. He is easily distracted, leading to his constructs being weak and fragile during hectic confrontations where his attention is split. If the enemy can get Marcus talking, he's practically already lost the fight. Even Marcus' auto-shields, which require barely any focus, can be easily pierced if he doesn't expect a fight.

Marcus has a distasteful personality. He's over-confident, arrogant, stubborn, brash and a bit stupid. He butts heads with his teammates and thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread.

Atlas isn't the only one with weaknesses. The ring has a number as well.

Rookie Green Lanterns who have yet to learn how to overcome fear, such as Marcus, can't affect the color yellow. This means that Marcus is very vulnerable to Sinestro Corps officers and is unable to defend himself from them. This weakness is so crippling that Marcus would be at an extreme disadvantage fighting someone wearing a yellow shirt, or wielding a pocket knife painted yellow.

The ring has a limited amount of energy before it has to be recharged. Marcus has to recite the Green Lantern oath while holding the ring within his own lantern to charge it. If Atlas were to ever lose the lantern, or be unable to access it for an extended period, Marcus risks running out of juice and returning to his completely vulnerable human-self.


| SAMPLE POST: |
Ding!

A bell announced the arrival of new customers to the sparsely populated coffee shop. McHoy's Coffee was one of the lesser known local hangouts, located in downtown Coast City. The young woman standing behind the shop's single cash register looked up as the door opened. "Hello, welcome to McHoy's. Make yourselves at ho- AHHHHHH!" The two men produced firearms as they stepped inside. One of them, garbed in a balaclava mask and a black hoodie stepped up to the register and began threatening the worker. "Stuff this bag full'a cash. Make it quick, sweet cheeks!" The other man, this one wearing a trench coat and domino mask, passed a bag around the room. "All your valuables go in 'ta bag and I don't fill 'ya with holes." The thug warned as he blocked the exit. You could feel the fear in the air. Like a thick fog hung over the coffee joint as the two armed miscreants started collecting the money. Who holds up a coffee shop? Marcus wondered as he casually took a sip of his latte. Mmm. Peppermint. A frightened old man handed the duffle bag full of money to Marcus, who looked at it for a moment before taking the bag and setting it down next to him. The thug by the door looked at Marcus like he was out of his mind, staring at the Russian for a good minute before making his move. "Hey, moron!" The trenchcoat-man yelled as he stomped over to the teenager. "Fill up the bag or I fill you up with lead, got it?!" Wait. Not yet. Let him get close before you pull anything, Marcus.

The scumbag shoved his pistol onto the side of Marcus' head. "You have to the count of five to gimme your wallet or else." Marcus looked at him, before taking another sip of his latte. The guy flinched, afraid that Marcus might have something up his sleeve. "Five." He said, pushing the metal barrel into Marcus' temple to emphasize his point. "Four." People across the room froze as they watched the exchange. Was that kid nuts? What did he think he was doing?! "Three..." Marcus took yet another sip of his coffee. "Two." The girl behind the counter finished loading a bag with cash, handing it to the guy's partner. "Hey, dude! Just shoot the kid and get movin' before the cops show." The hoodied criminal complained. The idiot turned around to look at his partner. "How 'bout you just worry 'bout yourself Steve? I ain't offin' a kid 'less I have 'ta." Marcus moved like a blur. One second, the pistol was in the thug's hand. The next, Marcus had it and the thug's wrist was broken. "Holy Mary!" Steve shouted as he started shooting at Marcus. Atlas, smiling the whole time, shoved the wounded thug to the ground as he ducked under the bullets. He pulled up his left hand and revealed the green ring to 'Steve.' The thug groaned. "You have got to be kiddin' m-" A green fist the size of a bowling ball appeared out of the ring and smashed into Steve's face. The thug went flying over the counter, his nose shattered.

Atlas blew on his ring. "Class dismissed." He taunted, before rounding up the two hooligans and placing them inside a construct cage.

Outside the coffee shop, the two criminal's get away driver looked on in stunned silence as he watched the events unfold through the shop's windows. The driver whipped out a sub-machine gun after Steve went down, and opened fire. He turned the weapon in an arc, unloading on everyone inside the shop. "Steve! Happy!" He yelled through the now-broken window. Marcus ducked as the bullets started to fly. "Seriously? More guns?" Atlas asked (mostly himself) as he created another construct. A green shield covered the civilians, blocking the hail of gunfire with ease. "No need to fear, citizens, Atlas is here!" Marcus wasn't paying any attention as he looked at a group of frightened people cowering in the corner.

"Hey dunce!" The girl behind the counter yelled over the roaring sound of flying bullets. "Those other guy's are getting away!"

"Huh?" Marcus asked, confused. He turned around to see a few of the bars on his cage shattered and the two thugs gone. "Not a problem for a Green Lantern!" Atlas took flight as his costume replaced his street clothes. He turned around and winked at the worker. "I'll be back for your number. Call the cops for me, by the way." Atlas took off out the front door as the shield once protecting it fell away. The two thugs jumped into the get-away car. "Drive, ya moron! Drive!" Happy yelled as Steve clenched his broken nose. The driver dropped his now-empty sub-machine gun onto the unoccupied passenger seat and slammed his foot into the gas peddle. "Oh no! They have a car! How will I evverrrr catch them." Atlas mocked as he floated above the sidewalk. Marcus disappeared in a flash of green light.

"H-Hey! I think he's gone." Steve said as he looked out the back window. "You see him, Happy?" the driver asked to confirm Steve's suspicions. Happy rolled down his window and stuck his bald head out. "Don't see nothin'." Happy replied. All three of them sighed with relief. "Maybe he can turn invisible." "Don't be ridiculous, Steve." Happy snorted. "What? I didn't say. Gerald? Was that you?" Gerald took in a gulp of air. "Ah, man." He breathed. "Soooo." Marcus started as he put his hands around Steve and Happy's shoulders. "Should I stop the car, or are you going to?" Steve and Happy both started to scream. Gerald struggled to reload his gun with one hand. "Guess I will. I hope everyone is wearing their seatbelts!" A pair of oversized-green boots appeared over Atlas' feet as he slammed the constructs through the floor of the car. The shoes tore through the concrete as the car came slamming to a halt. The driver slammed his face into the airbag, knocked unconscious. Steve was saved by his seat belt, but Happy went flying out the window. Marcus smashed his way through the roof and tossed out a construct in an effort to catch the flying man. A baseball glove the size of a minivan appeared under Happy, who landed safely on the green light before being dumped onto the side of the road.

The sound of sirens alerted Marcus to the eminent arrival of the police. People ran up to see the Green Lantern as he gathered up the gang and tied them up in hardlight. "All in a day's work." Atlas remarked with his hands on his hips. A woman approached with her phone held out and started asking questions. Probably some amateur reporter looking to score in the big team. Atlas tried to answer all of her questions as best he could before the police arrived and carried the criminals away.

"Nice work, kid."

Marcus turned around at the sound of a familiar voice. Jon Stewart floated down to land next to Atlas, looking at the surrounding civilians and the singular reporter. "Nothing I couldn't handle." He replied in his usual smug fashion. "Come on, we need to talk. Alone." The older green lantern said before taking to the skies. Marcus turned back to the reporter, smiling. "Names Atlas, by the way. Maybe we can finish this interview later..Over dinner?" The woman stammered as she started to pull out a card. "I'm L-" She began, before a giant green hand wrapped around Marcus' face and dragged him through the air and to Jon's side. "Ah, man. She was cute." Jon only rolled his eyes before addressing his protege. "I was talking to Batman the other day." He began. "He seems to think you'd make a good addition to the team." Marcus' eyes went wide. "Wait, really?! Do you think so?" Jon looked away and towards the horizon. "Exposure to other heroes would do you some good. You could learn a thing or two from them." Marcus hollered out in joy and did a barrel roll. "I'm going to join the Justice League!" He yelled out in excitement. "Oh man, I can't wait to get Superman's autograph!" There was a moment of silence as Jon tried to stifle a chuckle. "What?" Marcus frowned. "You're not joining the Justice League."

"But you said-"

"I never finished. Batman wants you to join the Teen Titans."

Marcus groaned for nearly a minute. "The Teen Titans? Are you kidding me?" Atlas sighed as his hands flopped to his side. "Kyle was on the Titans for awhile. It's not as bad as you think." Jon reassured with no shortage of amusement. "Well." Marcus thought out loud. "At least Ravager's kinda hot. She's the Titans leader now, right?" "Oh, no. You're not joining the Titans West. Batman needs you on the Titans East."

Marcus didn't say anything for a moment.

"There's a Titans East?"


| NOTES: |
-Marcus is Russian and can't speak English without the ring.
-Is sixteen years old.
-Has a public identity but no living relatives and very few intimate relationships.
-Atlas is very, very rich.
This looks shweet.

How would you feel about a rookie Green Lantern character? 'Cuz that's what I'm thinking, at the moment.


"You insolent child!" Ares yelled as he stood to his feet. His menacing gaze set itself upon the strange spider-girl. "I am Ares, I am the God of War! Mountains tumble before my blows, and all soldiers bend the knee at the sound of my call. I command the power of a thousand exploding suns and hold the lives of all of earth in the palm of my mighty hand. You and your god are a speck before me, a footnote in the history of my conquest." Ares shouted in frustrated anger. How dare this insect come within his chambers and threaten his followers with the words of some human book. Now she would suffer the consequences.

"Polemos!" Ares yelled as his eyes began to glow crimson.

Chike turned towards his master, and their eyes locked. After a moment Chike's eyes became engulfed in the same crimson light as Ares forced his influence over his avatar. Chike felt his mind collapse, and he lost control of all motor functions. Another entity, some alien sentience that Chike had not known existed within him, became the master of Chike's body. This being was a construct of Ares' wrath. He was fury. He was death. He was war.

Polemos bent his knees and jumped. The sheer force of his takeoff created a shockwave that threw the crowd onto their backs as he took to the air. In a blinding flash Polemos bull rushed the Spider, his callous hands wrapping around the young girl's throat in an instant. He had given her little time to react as Polemos slammed the drider through the ceiling and the pair took off into the sky. The city rushed by in a blur as Polemos continued to fly at full speed over the city's streets. The demigod spotted his target: Central Station. Polemos continued flying, until he and Arachne slammed full bore through the train station. Fire engulfed Central Station as train after train found itself the target of Polemos' rage, slamming Arachne into the locomotives and causing numerous explosions. Polemos dragged the Spider along as they broke out of Central Station and continued on their flight. Chike tried his damnedest to slow down, to stop himself. He was going to kill her, and there was nothing Chike could do but watch as his own hands clenched around the creature's throat.

The rampage was not yet over. Polemos changed directions as he chose to fly through a line of apartment buildings. Using the arachnid as a makeshift ramming device, Polemos smashed through an entire city block of apartments. He aimed mostly for the lower floors and the load bearing walls; collapsing nine buildings as the two of them flew through Olympia. They briefly crossed Sherman Square, where Polemos and Archne were both able to see the fires that engulfed Lost Haven. Looters occupied the streets, ransacking stores and attacking civilians. Chike felt his heart drop as he watched his new home burning. If only he could control himself. Chike had the power to stop this. He could help! But no, Ares had other plans. Ares wanted his Avatar to kill this Spider for her ignorant challenging of Ares. Olympus would remember this day, Chike thought. Olympus would remember the day Polemos let Lost Haven burn.

The fight stopped abruptly outside city hall.

Polemos held the girl above his head with a single hand, looking up into her eyes. Was she frightened? Terrified? Perhaps she still had fight left in her. Whatever the case, the entity that now controlled Chike's every action was not yet finished. Polemos slammed the girl into the street and sent asphalt and concrete flying in all directions. Polemos lifted her up once more before tossing the Spider-girl into City Hall. Arachne punched through the building's wall and went sliding into the lobby. Polemos followed her after a moment, landing in front of her. "Tell me your name, Spider, for when I mount your head in the Shrine." Chike's voice was different. It seem distorted and clouded. Polemos' voice was filled with rage, hate and arrogance as he slammed a bronze boot on the side of the girl's face. "I could crush you like the bug that you are." He contemplated at loud. He seemed to think that victory was assured. After all, this girl was nothing to him. Weak and powerless before Polemos' godhood. Ignorance was bliss, for he knew not who he faced.

Suddenly a loud bang sounded from behind Polemos. He felt something touch him. Polemos turned around, fury in his red eyes.

A group of perhaps five masked men stood inside the hole Polemos had created when he threw his enemy into the Hall. "Who dares?" Polemos growled as he stepped off Arachne. One of the men pumped his shotgun, ejected a spent shell. The other men brought their guns up and began to open fire on Polemos. "Who is this freak?!" One of them asked as Polemos walked through the gunfire unaffected. "Dunno, but he's in our way! We gotta take out the May-" Their apparent leader's yelling ceased as Polemos rushed forward and grabbed his face. "You are a gnat." Polemos spat as he crushed the man's skull with his fingers. Polemos slammed his fist through the chest of another looter, tossing his body hard enough to break one of the other attacker's in half. Fire engulfed Polemos' hand as he melted the remaining looters with little effort. "I am War." Polemos spoke in a deadpan as he turned around to look for the Spider again...
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