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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gaq62VCcnew

Things you need to know:

I'm eighteen years old. I'm American. I'm a Protestant Christian. I don't like anime. I like comic books. I once killed a shark.

My roleplaying interests change periodically, and I am not currently looking to join any more roleplays at the moment.

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Hero Type (Select one):
Super-Soldier (Enhanced physical attributes to superhuman levels)

Power Level (Select one below):

A. Street Level (Ex. Punisher, Daredevil)

Powers (Be Specific): Chike injected himself with the recently developed serum by Doctor Saxer. The serum has given him super strength, speed, agility, intelligence, senses, dexterity and a minor healing factor.

Attributes (Select one at each category):

Strength Level: 4 tons

Speed/Reaction Timing Level: 65 MPH

Endurance at MAXIMUM Effort: Normal Human

Agility: 5X

Intelligence: Above Average

Fighting Skill: Untrained

Resources: Minimal

Weaknesses: Until Chike obtains the second half of the super soldier serum from SuperIOR Inc, each injection will only last a few hours depending on how much energy he burns.
You all confuse me.
They're like German gas chambers but for bread.
<Snipped quote by FacePunch>

Ohhhh....I may have to get in on soome Transformers action if you do.


Any character you want to play in particular? I'll try to be as vague as possible about them in my CS if you have anyone in mind.
@Sep Greetings, friendo.

| Identity |
Orion Pax
Optimus Prime

| Origin & Backstory |









| Attributes |

Cybertronian Physiology: Optimus Prime is a Transformer of the planet Cybertron. Cybertronians are much larger than most humanoid races and possess the physical attributes that come with being giants. Cybertronian bodies are made up of extremely durable metals not known to man that allow them to absorb extreme amounts of damage and continue to operate. Backup systems within a Cybertronian exist to allow a grievously injured Transformer to escape even if he might appear inoperable. Most modern humans weapons, aside from thermonuclear missiles, lack the firepower to do anymore than superficial damage to even the weakest Cybertronians. Sustained fire from human tanks and aircraft could in theory cause damage to a Cybertronian; however, the sheer volume of fire a Cybertronian can return is enough for only a handle of Transformers to level an entire army of humans. Cybertronians received the nickname transformers for their ability to transform between two modes; robot and vehicle modes. Certain Cybertronians possess a technology that allows them to have multiple alternate modes.

Optimus Prime stands at roughly 10 meters tall and weighs 40 tons. He can lift over 100 tons with considerable ease. His estimated limit is around 25,000 tons. Optimus transformers into a Kenworth W900 semi-truck.

The ion blaster is a kind of laser rifle and the primary weapon of several Autobot leaders. Only used by the leader of the Autobots when all attempts at peace have failed, the ion blaster ensures that freedom is the right of all sentient beings, and strikes fear in the sparks of the Decepticons who are foolish enough to challenge him. The ion blaster is a retractable weapon installed into Optimus' forearms. The rifle is one of the more well-rounded assault rifles used by Cybertronians, and is usually considered the firearm of an officer.

Optimus Prime also makes use of a pair of Energon Swords, close range weapons designed to cut through even the toughest Cybertronian metals. Possessing one on each arm, he charges the swords, also known as battle blades, via a quantum electric generator with a max yield of one thousand degrees Celsius and a burn rate of five kilojoules per second. They're very useful for taking off faces, one of Optimus' lesser known stratagems.

When he's not shooting through Decepticon body armor with his Ion blaster or slicing off heads with his battle blades, Optimus Prime will use his barrage cannon against his opponents. With a range of up to sixty miles, the laser-sighted barrage cannon fires plutonium tipped warheads at a rate of 6 warheads per second, with each warhead carrying the equivalent of 3,000 lbs of TNT. Due to the extreme firepower the barrage cannon can dish out, Optimus Prime only wields this weapon in times of great need.

Optimus Prime is a skilled warrior and even more skilled leader. He is as adapt at formulating strategies as he is at diplomacy. Optimus strives for peaceful solutions above all else, but is willing to fight if no other option presents itself.

| Character Notes |









Is there anything you want to elaborate on? Extra lore for the city you call home? Notable NPCs? Basically this is for people who want their application to be more of a compendium for their NPCs, Locations, and Rogues specific to this new continuity.

| Character Goals |

Here's a layout of how I want the story to proceed:

Robots In Disguise - Arc 1:

I. With Optimus Prime out of commission, the Autobots set out to get themselves acquainted with earth, its people, and its customs. The Transformers find themselves on the run from SWORD and ARGUS. Captain Lennox introduced during a skirmish with the humans.

II. Ratchet brings Optimus Prime back online and the Autobots set out to befriend various humans who have access to artifacts that might lead the Autobots to Alpha Trion's armory guarded by Metroplex. Sari, Jack, Miko, Raf and Sam are introduced and assigned their various guardians. Agent Fowler and Isaac Sumdac are also introduced as working with Lennox within SHIELD. The Decepticons arrive on earth.

III. A major battle between ARGUS and the Autobots leads to footage of the fight being uploaded across the internet. SHIELD removes all evidence of the battle and the Autobots are deemed a major threat by Nick Fury.

Expeditions and Discoveries - Arc 2:

I. Using the two halves of the maps obtained from Jack Darby and Sam Witwicky, Optimus Prime and Prowl set out to find the Matrix of Leadership in the Amazon. The Matrix bonds with Optimus and Prime receives a significant upgrade. Megatron personally pursues the two Autobots in an attempt to obtain the Matrix for himself. The revelation that the Decepticons followed the Ark to Earth deeply concerns Optimus. The Dinobots appear and join Optimus' cause.

II. When Sari's key is exposed to the newly improved Optimus Prime, another map is revealed: this one leading to the Allspark and the armory. The Decepticons and ARGUS also discover the location of the armory and the race is on to find the many powerful weapons housed in that facility.

III. A massive battle breaks out at the armory in Central Africa. More footage gets out to the internet and the media; the Transformers are revealed to the world. Optimus Prime uses the Matrix of Leaership to awaken Metroplex, and the massive Titan turns the tide of battle in the favor of the Autobots. The Allspark is destroyed during the encounter and shards of the cube are spread throughout the earth. Someone is mortally wounded and extreme measures are taken to ensure their survival.

The Second Great War - Arc 3:

I. Optimus Prime attempts to address the United Nations in an effort to inform humanity of the dangers of the Decepticons and rally support for their war effort. Feelings are mixed across the world as SHIELD doubles down on its efforts to stop the aliens.

II. The Autobots and Decepticons continue to clash over earth's sparse Energon supplies. Metroplex is moved to the Rocky Mountains and establishes Autobot City as a permanent base of operations. New Autobots and Decepticons arrive to reinforce their respective sides.

III. Decepticon discovers Dark Energon on earth and attempts to use the blood of Unicron to turn the tide of the war in his favor once again. Another climactic battle takes place and one of the Autobots is killed in the crossfire. The Allspark shards are combined to rebuild the Allspark, and the Autobots use the Cube to defeat the Dark Energon infused forces of Megatron.

Return to Cybertron - Arc 4:

I. Optimus Prime has a Space Bridge directly to Cybertron built and the Ark renovated for combat uses. SHIELD and the Autobots work together to fight the Decepticons.

II. The Nemesis and the Ark duel in earth's orbit; the Ark retreats into the Space Bridge and meets up with the rest of the Autobot fleet outside of Cybertron's space.

III. The Autobots storm the moon bases and asteroid belt. With the outposts held, Optimus seeks to use Metroplex to attack Kaon itself. Megatron has a plan up his sleeve and the fight is on for Cybertron!

The idea is pretty simple. I want to combine my favorite parts of the various continuities found in Transformer's media into a single universe. Integrating the Transformers franchise into Maximum Comics will be a difficult but interesting challenge as I juggle between self-contained storylines and massive crossovers. Sotrylines that delve into the heart and mind of Optimus Prime as he makes the ultimate Hero's Journey from mere librarian to leader of the Autobot army as it storms the gates of Kaon. As well as large scale crossover battles where the entirety of Maximum Comics' playerbase is given the option to get become involved; I especially look forward to interactions between the Autobots and SHIELD as a simple misunderstanding leads to armed conflict and eventually erupts into full scale war before wounds are allowed time to heal and the two learn to work together for the greater good.

Optimus Prime is one of my favorite heroes. He combines my two favorite things: giant robots and Captain America-like qualities of leadership, personality and an utterly unshakable will to do what is right. I'm no old fart; so I didn't grow up on G1. Instead most of my exposure to Transformers comes from the movies, the Animated series, the video games and most recently the Prime series.

| References |

#1 Create-A-Hero RPG - Thunderbolt and Boom are ambushed
#2 Teen Titans: Divided we Fall - Sentinel gets his cape handed to him by Lobo
#3 All-Star Marvel: Audax Mundus Novus - Wolverine and Team X go up against the Incredible Hulk
#4 Create-A-Hero RPG - Ares holds and a feast; Also access to every post I've made for awhile. Not all of them are finished.
I'm considering applying for Optimus Prime. I don't want to start work on that until I have a solid idea of a direction I want to take, though.
Consider the situation rectified. I also advanced that investigation on the Umbraxis killing, so bonus points.

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Angel: "Oooh, uh, Boom? I'm sorry, but I can't join you. I have... things."

VKTR-17:"This decision was rash, foolhardy, and made too fast.

.... Let's do it."

Uskriss:"I'm with ya, Boom! Let's do it!"


I'm above letting my characters speak for me.

Boom: No you're not. And thanks for the support, guys. Except you, Angel. Go back to masturbating to a picture of yourself in your jail cell.

Thunderbolt: Rude.


Little Sicily, Lost Haven

The inside of Sergeant Harvey Smith and Corporal Sal Topp's police cruiser smelled like coffee. Coffee and, un-ironically, donuts. Harvey had a certain affinity for the snack, despite its adverse effects on his body. The coffee was mandatory given the fact that it was six in the morning. There had been an attack the night before at Lost Haven's local Roman Catholic Church of Saint Peter. The church sat on the outskirts of the city, in a little suburban neighborhood. Harvey had never been there, having grown up in the big city, but he'd heard only good things about the place. When the call first came in, everyone thought that the church had been ransacked as a result of the rioting. However, research had shown that the suburban areas were almost exclusively ignored by the rioters. So whatever happened to Saint Peter's is more than likely an isolated incident. Detectives were already on the scene, but Thunderbolt and his partner, Sal, had been called in for crowd control. He'd called his sister the moment he had heard about the incident. Laura and her photographer were already on the way when he did. Harvey took a sip of his coffee as he turned the corner and the church came into view. There was crowd of curious and concerned citizens standing outside, with only a single officer standing in their way. Police tape was already up, but that didn't seem to dissuade some of the more headstrong onlookers from getting in.

Harvey parked the cruiser in the church parking lot, and stepped out. He quickly finished his coffee off before tossing it back into the cup holder. Harvey winced, placing a hand on his chest. He'd been severely injured during the riots, and had to spend an entire day in the hospital. His entire chest had been blown apart by a powerful explosive by that Gray Owl guy. "Let's get to it." Sal commented as she made her way towards the crowd. Harvey quickly followed suit, pushing through the people and crossing under the tape. The officer on the scene offered a reassured smile. "Glad I got backup. Not much to go around after what happened last weekend. All hands on deck with riot patrol." Harvey began waving people to step away from the perimeter. "Yeah, well, the Commissioner seems to think that whatever's going on around here has something to do with the metahuman who attacked the Augusta Police Department." The other officer grew visibly nervous. "Not now, guys. We have a job to do." Sal Topp reminded each of them. Harvey, Sal, and the unnamed police officer continued to keep people at bay until they started to lose interest and leave. Many, probably family of the missing, only moved to the other side of the street and gathered into small groups. They were waiting for more information on the case, it seemed. Poor sods. They'd never see their family again, and there wasn't a thing the police or the superheros could do about it.

A 2000 Honda Civic pulled up into the parking lot and stopped beside Harvey's police cruiser. Laura Smith and her photographer/partner, Terry Gibbs, stepped out of the passengers seat. The two sauntered over to the police tape and produced their Daily Watchmen press passes. "You're not covering the riots?" Sal asked as they all met near the front of the church. "Everyone and their mother is covering the riots. The chief wants something different for the Meta section." Laura informed Miss Topp. "Picture?" Terry asked Sal, motioning with his camera. Sal nodded, and the two walked off and left the siblings to themselves. Laura turned to Harvey and the two walked into the church. Their was a single detective inside, sitting on one of the pews and holding a torn piece of shirt. He looked utterly perplexed. Laura turned to her brother. "What's going on, Harv?" Harvey put his hands on his hips and sighed. "This matches all of the disappearances that have been going on for the past two weeks. Torn clothes, destroyed property, but not a drop of blood or DNA anywhere." Laura pulled out a yellow notepad and wrote a few words down. "Umbraxis the Destroyer, then."

Harvey walked over to one of the broken pews and bent down, examining the floor at superspeed. "Nothing. Not a sign that there was ever a human being here. Definitely Umbraxis." Just saying that son of a bitch's name made Harvey's skin crawl. Who could do something like this? Something so...terrible. Harvey had to grit his teeth for all he was worth not to scream in utterly livid rage. He'd seen the video from Augusta. Umbraxis had slaughtered countless police officers. And for what? He didn't want money. Or revenge. Umbraxis killed for entertainment. Senseless murder, for no other reason than his own sick enjoyment. "Stop it." Laura spoke in a voice that could command angels to halt in their tracks. "What?" Harvey asked, although he knew what she was going to say before she said it. "You're thinking about how horrible this all is. Brooding never got anyone anywhere. It's self-destructive, not to mention selfish. Get over your feelings and focus on how we're going to find this guy and take him down." Harvey nodded his head in silence. She was right. Laura was always right. "So, Harvey, tell me: how do we beat something we can't find?" Harvey began to think. His mind moved at impossible speeds as thought after thought passed through, with only the most important sticking around long enough for a millisecond to pass. "We let him find us." Harvey said simply. His sister gave him an inquisitive "Go on" expression, so he continued. "Umbraxis the Destroyer said during the video I told you about earlier that he came to earth to test what it has to offer. He wanted our best. He's here to fight superhumans." Harvey explained. Laura caught on immediately. "We set up a scenario where Umbraxis feels obliged to show his face."

"A press conference." The two said in unison. "We need to talk to Commissioner Valdez about this immediately." Harvey said. "I'll go with you as Boom. She'll feel be more easily persuaded if she knows what metahumans are going to be there to help her." Harvey nodded again. "As soon as we're wrapped up here, we'll meet in front of the station."

---

Later at LHPD Central in Little Sicily, Lost Haven

It was late in the afternoon as a crowd of reports stood outside of Lost Haven Police Department's Central Bureau. Commissioner Jessica Valdez stood in front of a podium covered in multiple microphones, each from one of various news stations. Flanking the commissioner on her immediate left and right were two superheroes. The speedsters were dressed in blue, silver and black uniforms with their hands held professionally behind their backs. Standing beside those superheroes were a number of police officers carrying automatic weapons and semi-automatic shotguns. "People of Lost Haven," the commissioner began. "It is with deep sadness and regret that I have come before you. As you know, this city has suffered in recent times from any number of tragedies and displays of violence. Demonic invasions and city-wide riots have crippled our hearts and souls. We thought that nothing could drag us further into despair." Valdez put on a fake look of concern and sadness. "But a monster lives in our midst. An alien creature from another world walks among us, killing people for no logical reason. It doesn't want money. It doesn't want revenge. It doesn't even want to terrorize our proud city. No, this creature only kills for fun." She paused for affect. "This monster, calling itself Umbraxis the Destroyer, seeks to test us. It seeks out the best and brightest of humanity and slaughters it wholesale. But we will stop it. No self proclaimed alien god stands a chance in hell against this city's protectors. Lost Haven's finest have been working around the clock with it's metahuman population to prepare for Umbraxis' arrival; and now that he's here, I have only one thing to say to him...

"...You will be beaten."

The crowd clapped. One man cheered. The broadcast was being sent out to the nation, thanks to the mayor pulling some strings. They wanted Umbraxis to hear them. They wanted to goad out the alien into attacking them when their heroes were at the ready to defend them. Valdez continued. "Here is one of Lost Haven's local heroes, Boom, to speak directly to the metahumans of Lost Haven and the entire United States." Valdez stepped away from the microphone and Boom took her place. She moved with stoic purpose towards the podium, receiving applause from Lost Haven's reporters. "Thank you." She started. "Heroes of Lost Haven, and heroes of these great United States of America, I call upon you. I call you to take up arms against this threat and fight against the darkness. I know many of you are scared. I myself am terrified." A strategic choke-up to emphasize the point. "But that doesn't mean we have a right to shirk our duty to the innocent people of this country. We believe that Umbraxis the Destroyer is responsible for dozens of disappearances that have occurred in the Northeast over the past few weeks. He has shown himself to be an insurmountable obstacle, massacring a large portion of Augusta's police with utter ease. He's killed countless people. I ask all of you, heroes, to put your money where your mouth is: come to Lost Haven, and stand against me with Umbraxis. He wants a fight? He wants to test our mettle? Let's give the son of a bitch a fight he'll never forget."


Little Sicily, Lost Haven

The inside of Sergeant Harvey Smith and Corporal Sal Topp's police cruiser smelled like coffee. Coffee and, un-ironically, donuts. Harvey had a certain affinity for the snack, despite its adverse effects on his body. The coffee was mandatory given the fact that it was six in the morning. There had been an attack the night before at Lost Haven's local Roman Catholic Church of Saint Peter. The church sat on the outskirts of the city, in a little suburban neighborhood. Harvey had never been there, having grown up in the big city, but he'd heard only good things about the place. When the call first came in, everyone thought that the church had been ransacked as a result of the rioting. However, research had shown that the suburban areas were almost exclusively ignored by the rioters. So whatever happened to Saint Peter's is more than likely an isolated incident. Detectives were already on the scene, but Thunderbolt and his partner, Sal, had been called in for crowd control. He'd called his sister the moment he had heard about the incident. Laura and her photographer were already on the way when he did. Harvey took a sip of his coffee as he turned the corner and the church came into view. There was crowd of curious and concerned citizens standing outside, with only a single officer standing in their way. Police tape was already up, but that didn't seem to dissuade some of the more headstrong onlookers from getting in.

Harvey parked the cruiser in the church parking lot, and stepped out. He quickly finished his coffee off before tossing it back into the cup holder. Harvey winced, placing a hand on his chest. He'd been severely injured during the riots, and had to spend an entire day in the hospital. His entire chest had been blown apart by a powerful explosive by that Gray Owl guy. "Let's get to it." Sal commented as she made her way towards the crowd. Harvey quickly followed suit, pushing through the people and crossing under the tape. The officer on the scene offered a reassured smile. "Glad I got backup. Not much to go around after what happened last weekend. All hands on deck with riot patrol." Harvey began waving people to step away from the perimeter. "Yeah, well, the Commissioner seems to think that whatever's going on around here has something to do with the metahuman who attacked the Augusta Police Department." The other officer grew visibly nervous. "Not now, guys. We have a job to do." Sal Topp reminded each of them. Harvey, Sal, and the unnamed police officer continued to keep people at bay until they started to lose interest and leave. Many, probably family of the missing, only moved to the other side of the street and gathered into small groups. They were waiting for more information on the case, it seemed. Poor sods. They'd never see their family again, and there wasn't a thing the police or the superheros could do about it.

A 2000 Honda Civic pulled up into the parking lot and stopped beside Harvey's police cruiser. Laura Smith and her photographer/partner, Terry Gibbs, stepped out of the passengers seat. The two sauntered over to the police tape and produced their Daily Watchmen press passes. "You're not covering the riots?" Sal asked as they all met near the front of the church. "Everyone and their mother is covering the riots. The chief wants something different for the Meta section." Laura informed Miss Topp. "Picture?" Terry asked Sal, motioning with his camera. Sal nodded, and the two walked off and left the siblings to themselves. Laura turned to Harvey and the two walked into the church. Their was a single detective inside, sitting on one of the pews and holding a torn piece of shirt. He looked utterly perplexed. Laura turned to her brother. "What's going on, Harv?" Harvey put his hands on his hips and sighed. "This matches all of the disappearances that have been going on for the past two weeks. Torn clothes, destroyed property, but not a drop of blood or DNA anywhere." Laura pulled out a yellow notepad and wrote a few words down. "Umbraxis the Destroyer, then."

Harvey walked over to one of the broken pews and bent down, examining the floor at superspeed. "Nothing. Not a sign that there was ever a human being here. Definitely Umbraxis." Just saying that son of a bitch's name made Harvey's skin crawl. Who could do something like this? Something so...terrible. Harvey had to grit his teeth for all he was worth not to scream in utterly livid rage. He'd seen the video from Augusta. Umbraxis had slaughtered countless police officers. And for what? He didn't want money. Or revenge. Umbraxis killed for entertainment. Senseless murder, for no other reason than his own sick enjoyment. "Stop it." Laura spoke in a voice that could command angels to halt in their tracks. "What?" Harvey asked, although he knew what she was going to say before she said it. "You're thinking about how horrible this all is. Brooding never got anyone anywhere. It's self-destructive, not to mention selfish. Get over your feelings and focus on how we're going to find this guy and take him down." Harvey nodded his head in silence. She was right. Laura was always right. "So, Harvey, tell me: how do we beat something we can't find?" Harvey began to think. His mind moved at impossible speeds as thought after thought passed through, with only the most important sticking around long enough for a millisecond to pass. "We let him find us." Harvey said simply. His sister gave him an inquisitive "Go on" expression, so he continued. "Umbraxis the Destroyer said during the video I told you about earlier that he came to earth to test what it has to offer. He wanted our best. He's here to fight superhumans." Harvey explained. Laura caught on immediately. "We set up a scenario where Umbraxis feels obliged to show his face."

"A press conference." The two said in unison. "We need to talk to Commissioner Valdez about this immediately." Harvey said. "I'll go with you as Boom. She'll feel be more easily persuaded if she knows what metahumans are going to be there to help her." Harvey nodded again. "As soon as we're wrapped up here, we'll meet in front of the station."

---

Later at LHPD Central in Little Sicily, Lost Haven

It was late in the afternoon as a crowd of reports stood outside of Lost Haven Police Department's Central Bureau. Commissioner Jessica Valdez stood in front of a podium covered in multiple microphones, each from one of various news stations. Flanking the commissioner on her immediate left and right were two superheroes. The speedsters were dressed in blue, silver and black uniforms with their hands held professionally behind their backs. Standing beside those superheroes were a number of police officers carrying automatic weapons and semi-automatic shotguns. "People of Lost Haven," the commissioner began. "It is with deep sadness and regret that I have come before you. As you know, this city has suffered in recent times from any number of tragedies and displays of violence. Demonic invasions and city-wide riots have crippled our hearts and souls. We thought that nothing could drag us further into despair." Valdez put on a fake look of concern and sadness. "But a monster lives in our midst. An alien creature from another world walks among us, killing people for no logical reason. It doesn't want money. It doesn't want revenge. It doesn't even want to terrorize our proud city. No, this creature only kills for fun." She paused for affect. "This monster, calling itself Umbraxis the Destroyer, seeks to test us. It seeks out the best and brightest of humanity and slaughters it wholesale. But we will stop it. No self proclaimed alien god stands a chance in hell against this city's protectors. Lost Haven's finest have been working around the clock with it's metahuman population to prepare for Umbraxis' arrival; and now that he's here, I have only one thing to say to him...

"...You will be beaten."

The crowd clapped. One man cheered. The broadcast was being sent out to the nation, thanks to the mayor pulling some strings. They wanted Umbraxis to hear them. They wanted to goad out the alien into attacking them when their heroes were at the ready to defend them. Valdez continued. "Here is one of Lost Haven's local heroes, Boom, to speak directly to the metahumans of Lost Haven and the entire United States." Valdez stepped away from the microphone and Boom took her place. She moved with stoic purpose towards the podium, receiving applause from Lost Haven's reporters. "Thank you." She started. "Heroes of Lost Haven, and heroes of these great United States of America, I call upon you. I call you to take up arms against this threat and fight against the darkness. I know many of you are scared. I myself am terrified." A strategic choke-up to emphasize the point. "But that doesn't mean we have a right to shirk our duty to the innocent people of this country. We believe that Umbraxis the Destroyer is responsible for dozens of disappearances that have occurred in the Northeast over the past few weeks. He has shown himself to be an insurmountable obstacle, massacring a large portion of Augusta's police with utter ease. He's killed countless people. I ask all of you, heroes, to put your money where your mouth is: come to Lost Haven, and stand against me with Umbraxis. He wants a fight? He wants to test our mettle? Let's give the son of a bitch a fight he'll never forget."
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