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Current Nerds.
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How many more people need to die before we do something about ISIS?
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These status updates are...odd. I approve.
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Butts. They are so round, so squishy, so perfect. Bootiful.
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We are all massive nerds.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gaq62VCcnew

Things you need to know:

I'm eighteen years old. I'm American. I'm a Protestant Christian. I don't like anime. I like comic books. I once killed a shark.

My roleplaying interests change periodically, and I am not currently looking to join any more roleplays at the moment.

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@Lord Wraith Thanks for the input. I'll keep that in mind when I eventually redo Kade's sheet.
@facepunch "Creepy TV Guy". lol


It's very descriptive. :P


Doctor Eric Saxer's Lab in Little Sicily, Lost Haven

Polemos' boot stomped down into a large puddle that covered the sidewalk, drenching his jeans in water. Luckily Chike's worn leather boots were adequately watertight and kept his socks relatively dry. The villain turned antihero spun around the corner, sprinting down an alleyway within his reach. He deftly hopped over a dumpster that dominated the center of the alley. He took a moment to knock the two ton trash bin over, spilling its contents in the way of any potential pursuers. Chike continued on his way, turning onto the next street and moving swiftly down the side of the street, vigilant of any patrolling police cruisers. The weight of the unconscious super soldier hefted over Chike's shoulders was barely worth calling an encumbrance. Chike bounced off the wall of an adjacent shop to avoid an unaware couple of teenagers exiting said shopping establishment. Polemos soared over the kids' heads, landing effortlessly and without losing momentum on the other side. The two pulled out their cellphones and started to record Chike immediately. His speed and agility was obviously superhuman, something Youtube couldn't get enough of.

Bystanders looked on as the strange meta ran at the speed of a cheetah, dodging around old ladies and single moms struggling to carry groceries, all the while hoisting an unconscious man in United States military fatigues over his shoulders. A number of individuals retrieved their cellphones; only one of them seemed at all concerned about calling the authorities. The man, perhaps in his mid twenties, spoke loudly into his phone, describing Chike in detail. "Damn." He cursed silently. His enhanced hearing allowed him to pick up both sides of the conversation perfectly. From what the dispatcher was saying, Polemos figured the police would arrive two and a half minutes before he reached his destination. What's worse, the serum he'd taken would be wearing off any minute now. If the police caught him out here in the open, without his powers, Chike was doomed. There had to be another way. Something Polemos could do to escape the attention of the cops. But what?!

Then the answer hit Chike like a train.

Or, more accurately, a giant hammer.

Chike felt his feet leave the ground. His vision blurred; but the distinct taste of blood and the spray of red that covered his face told him all he needed to know. Something really had hit him. Hard. He forced himself to sit up, leaning his head back. Once the pain subsided his vision soon returned. He was inside what appeared to be a pet store; only, there was a massive hole where the front wall had once been. "Urrrgh." Chike gurgled, spitting up blood. His ribs hurt like Tartarus. He wiped the blood from his face with the edge of his sleeve. What in the name of Zeus was that? Had Chike been hit by a car? Polemos stood, stumbling towards the front door, clutching his chest.

"You, mortal! You bare the mark of Olympus!"

W-Who? What?

"Dark-skinned man! In the stables! I address you!"

Chike pushed the door to the pet store open, the tiny bell attached to the frame ringing as he stepped outside. "Who are you supposed to be?" Stood in front of Chike was a man unlike any he'd ever met. The stranger stood at a towering nine feet tall. His thighs were twice as large as Chike's head and his arms were thicker than tree trunks. His most striking feature, however, was his hair. It was long; reaching down to his waist. And it was spikier than a porcupine. Honestly, Chike would have mistaken him for a Super Saiyan if it weren't for his hair being jet black. His appearance was made stranger still by his choice of attire. Golden armor and crimson robes, along with a golden two-handed warhammer strapped to his back.



"I am called Thune Xavior, of Aegis. I must have words with thy High Council of Magic." Chike gripped his broken ribs tighter, a bewildered look on his face. He had absolutely no idea what was going on. "High Council of Magic- Wait a second, why'd you hit me?!" Polemos yelled, shaking a fist at the giant. "Indeed. Your highest authority on all things arcane. I have information that is vital to their protection of this realm. Oh, and my sincerest apologies for striking you. Your energy is...similar...to that of an enemy of mine. T'was my mistake." Chike sighed. "Look. I don't know anything about magic or realms or whatever. But if you can take me home before the cops show, I'll help you out. I know a lady. Or goddess. Whatever." Thune's face lit up like a Christmas tree. "Ah! You mean to take me to this universe's version of Olympus. Perfect! Surely the gods will know how to proceed. We are off to your abode, then, peasant." Without warning, Thune wrapped a massive arm around Chike and the unconscious super soldier, flying into the air.

"Whence are we heading, mortal?!" He screamed. "Take a left on Pine!" Chike yelled over the sound of rushing wind. "What is this 'pine' you speak of? I see no forest!"

"Just turn left!"

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"Your ceilings are quite small on this world." Thune complained, ducking under the door frame as he and Chike entered the home of Eric Saxer. "Doc! Where you at?" Chike asked loudly. The motley pair of miscreants made their way up the two-story house's stairs, entering the crowded laboratory that made up the entire second floor. Chike expertly weaved his way between the various tables covered in expensive equipment and fragile glass vials. Thune, on the other hand, managed to knock down more than half the machines between himself and the doctor. Eric placed a palm against his face at the sight of it. "Who's this imbecile?" He whined. "Just..Don't." Chike answered sharply. But it was too late. "I am called Thune Xavior! I hail from the land of Aegis. Which god art you, might I inquire?" The big lug introduced himself twice as many decibels louder than what was necessary. "I'm the god of kiss my ass. Now, can we get to work? I haven't slept since yesterday and, frankly, I want to get you two out of my life as soon as possible." Eric and Chike worked together to strap the unconscious super soldier to the operating table in the center of the room. "Greetings, god of kiss my ass! It is my pleasure to meet you!"

Eric went to work poking various needles and devices into the test subject. He applied a breather to the man's face, pumping his lungs with a gaseous anesthetic to keep him unconscious. "Since when did you have a house? I thought you were homeless." Chike crossed to the other side of the table, handing Eric a syringe. The doctor began extracting a sample of blood. "Since I was twenty-three years old. I bugged out with the essentials when SuperIOR started hunting my colleagues. But, with it being so long, I figured SuperIOR wouldn't look for me here. The place is under a different name and I'm supposed to be dead." Eric took the blood sample and set it to the side, winding up a nearby machine. "What are you doing?" Chike asked. "Attempting to extract the serum from his blood. I'll need a deep marrow sample and some spinal fluid if I want a complete picture of what we're working with. But I don't have the equipment for that. So, I'll need to do some shopping on the black market for the required materials to build my own. Until then.." Eric wiped his hands clean with a sigh. "We wait."

"Who's the big guy?" Ceri appeared from the top of the stairs, sauntering over to Eric and Chike. "He calls himself Thune Xavior. He seems to think he's from a parallel universe. He keeps going on about dimensional rifts and magic high councils; probably just crazy. What do you think?" Ceri looked at him for a moment before turning back around. "He's kinda cute." Chike gave Ceri the dirtiest look he could muster. "On his story." He growled. "Well, it's certainly within the realm of possibility. But inter-dimensional travel isn't exactly my area of expertise. I'm more of a charms and hexes kind of girl. I'll see if I can pick up any tomes on the subject next time I'm out and about."

Ceri stopped speaking. She looked over at Eric, who's eyes were glued to a small television in the corner of the room. "Turn it up." He ordered. Chike grabbed the remote and did so.

“Well, there is one thing that we, as a human race, can do about this problem. There is a common saying in American colloquialism that goes like this: ‘If you can’t beat them, join them.’ Therefore, I offer you all a gift. A chance to equal the playing field. Our environment is changing and we as a species must adapt with it. Why should these powers be limited to only a select, lucky few?”

“Therefore, in 48 hours, a device in Lost Haven will emit an energy dome that will eventually grant superhuman powers upon all those who are within its borders. First Lost Haven will receive this gift, then the Eastern Seaboard, then North America, and finally the entire world! By the end of this week, the entire world shall know what it feels like to be special.”
...

“Welcome to the Pax Metahumana.”
Creepy TV Guy


The room was quiet. Eric and Ceri glanced at each other worryingly. "The giraffe man. He is a villain, yes?" Thune asked, breaking the silence. "Yes, Thune. Yes he is. And I'm going to stop him." Chike answered. "Perhaps we should discuss this. No need to do anything-" Chike grabbed his AK-47 from one of the shelves in the laboratory, placing it down on the counter. "-hasty. Such as that."
@Dedonus Woo!
@Lord Wraith Alright. What do you think needs changing to make Kade acceptable? When you say too developed, are we talked physicals, martial skill or emotionally? When you say his morality is questionable, what do you mean exactly? That he's killed? Or he's related to a number of villains/anti heroes?


NAME: Steven Rogers/Captain America

MORALITY: Hero

AFFILIATION: The United States of America, SHIELD, eventually Avengers

ORIGIN:


POWERS/ABILITIES:





Sample Story Arcs:

Second Coming of the Red Skull: The Red Skull returns! He's back, and deadlier than ever. But how did he return? What does he want? The stakes are almost as high as they were in the final days of World War II as the Red Skull attempts to resurrect the Fourth Reich and bring America to its knees.

The Chitauri Invasion: Herr Kleiser and the Chitauri appear once more, now with an army of shape shifting aliens bent on revenge against Captain America and the entirety of earth. Connections between the Skrulls and the Chitauri become prevalent as Cap investigates the aliens' return, and tries to find a way to defeat them.

Man Out of Time: This is more of an ongoing story than a single arc. Steve Rogers finds himself in a world unlike the one he had left. He suffers from culture shock as he attempts to meld into modern society and reconnect with past friends and allies.

Death of Captain America: I want to do this one eventually. I'll keep it on the hush hush for now.

Sample Post: Do I have tooooo? I'll do one eventually. I just want to get the sheet up for now.
Yeah nobody's dumb enough to give somebody a holiday over there for slaughtering an entire country of people. Now that I'm older I think it's a f'ed up holiday myself.

~KL~


Thanksgiving is a celebration of a successful harvest. It has nothing to do with the genocide of the Native Americans. It's purpose is similar to the Harvest Festival in the UK.

If you want an international holiday celebrating wholesale slaughter, you could argue Armistice Day fits that description. Although I personally think of it more as a celebration of the end of the Great War, and not the Great War itself.
Finally finished that second character.

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| NAME: |
Kade R. Wilson


| ALIAS: |
Ravager The Terminator


| AGE: |
17


| ABILITIES/SKILLS/EQUIPMENT: |
Enhanced Strength: Kade possesses superhuman strength on-par with his mother and grandfather. Without his Nth metal armor, Kade maxes out at around one ton. With his armor, he is able to lift up into the multi-ton range, usually hanging around 2-3 tons. He has, under extreme duress, lifted a five ton cable car filled with passengers for upwards of two minutes. His arms were next to broken afterwards, however.

Enhanced Speed/Reflexes: Due to the metahuman serum passed down by Rose Wilson, the new Ravager is able to move at superhuman speeds. He can block a hail of bullets when concentrating and has even managed to tag Bart Allen in a sparing match. His speed has impressed the likes of Batman and Hawkman, as well as Donna Troy and Beast boy. He can sprint faster and longer than a cheetah. Kade's speed is arguably his greatest asset. Without the Nth metal armor, Kade is marginally slower.

Enhanced Endurance/Stamina: Ravager's endurance and pain tolerance are far above that of any normal human. He can operate for weeks without food or water. It takes a significant amount of time and effort for Kade to become tired or weary. Under the worst conditions, Kade has stayed conscious despite breaking the majority of his bones and losing most of his blood. He can endure excruciating torture due to his natural ability to dampen his pain receptors given to him by the serum in his mother's blood.

Enhanced Senses/Intelligence: Much like the previous Ravagers, Kade's mental faculties are accelerated by a factor of 9. This allows him to strategists on the fly and process stimuli more quickly than ordinary human beings. His sense of hearing have been boosted to the point of developing a sort of 'sonar,' that allows Kade to feel minuet changes in air flow and barometric pressure. This affords Ravager a rudimentary form of sight to replace his missing eyes. He has further enhanced this phenomena via a high-pitched electronic clicker hidden inside a ring placed on a necklace that constantly goes off at a pitch too high for the normal human ear to perceive.

Healing Factor: Kade Wilson has also been granted a modestly accelerated healing factor which enables him to recover from physical injuries much faster than most humans, which supplies him with great longevity. This ability has limitations, as he can not regenerate lost eyes or limbs, although he can heal from fatal injuries such as being shot multiple times, stabbed with a sword through his vital organs or great impacts such as falls from great heights and hits from super strong metahumans.

Expert Swordsman: Kade Wilson's first toy was a sword. He has spent every day of his life practicing the art of swordsmanship for hours on end. His mentors included Katana, Bushido, Batman, Ra's al Ghul, Deathstroke, Ravager, Lady Shiva and many others. His increased intelligence has allowed him to commit hundreds of thousands of moves to muscle memory. He has mastered the arts of Kendo and Iaido and dabbles in Tantōjutsu.

Martial Artist: Much like his grandfather before him, Kade traveled the world to train under the greatest martial artists known to man. Many of the same men and women who taught Kade the Way of the Sword also shared their knowledge of unarmed combat. He is skilled in American boxing and Taekwondo, as well as having training in Judo and Aikido.

Nth Metal Armor: A suit of armor made form the alien substance known as Nth Metal, one of the most durable metals in existence. The armor was a gift from Hawkman and Hawkgirl to Deathstroke many years ago, which he has passed down to the various Ravagers who have customized the battle suit to fit their specific needs and wants. The armor enhances the wearer's physical abilities to a much higher level and absorbs impacts to protect the wearer.

Promethium Katana: The Promethium Katana was a gift for Kade given to him by his grandfather, Slade, for his tenth birthday. He treasures the weapon above all else, going so far as to name it "Betty" and speak to it when he's alone. Promethium is one of the most durable materials in the universe, capable of withstanding blows from the most powerful beings on earth with nary a scratch. It cannot be melted by acid or burned by fire. Betty is sharpened to such an edge that it can, with strain, cut through other earthly metals in a single slash. The Katana features an electronically powered device that super heats the edge of the blade, further increasing the weapon's cutting power.

Other Equipment: Cybernetic Auditory Enhancement clicker, flares, small explosives, a small Tantō knife, and various throwing knives.


| LIMITATIONS AND WEAKNESSES: |
Blind: Kade lost both of his eyes a few years ago. Due to this, he has to rely on his enhanced hearing to 'see' using a form of sonar. The sonar is accurate up to 80 feet away. Past that, Kade has trouble discerning various non-human shapes.

PTSD: Ravager the Terminator suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. He suffers from severe nightmares, extreme anxiety and, on occasion, auditory hallucinations. Kade is the most prone to anxiety attacks when in the presence of scarecrows and crocodiles. He refuses to talk about the incident with anyone, including the school's therapist. The little information he has shared about his PTSD is its connection to his missing eyes.

Sensitive Hearing: High-pitched sounds and sonic weapons cause Kade paralyzing pain. An Electromagnetic Pulse can disable his hearing assistance devices, such as his ear implants and sonar clicker.


| SAMPLE POST: |
"Kade, pay attention!"

A fist slammed into Kade's chest, knocking the air out of his lungs and sending the fifth Ravager flying. Kade landed with a hard thud against the wooden floor, a burst of echolocation revealing his grandfather charging forward. Kade barely managed to roll out of the way in time. Slade's knee snapped the boards of the gym's floor like twigs as he fell to one knee. Ravager swiftly kicked up, landing on his feet and ready to face Slade once more. Slade moved forward, continuing his previous aggression with two swift side-kicks in quick succession. Kade had to block the first with his forearm (which hurt like hell) but managed to side step out of the way of the second. The ex-mercenary took a step forward, throwing out a pair of jabs with his left hand and then immediately following it up with a 1-2 combination, a single jab and a right cross. Kade continued to back up, slapping away the first two jabs. The third jab breached his defenses and grazed Kade's cheeks, allowing the final right cross to land squarely on Kade's nose.

"Offense, Kade. Hit me!"

Baring his teeth, Kade unleashed a spinning hook kick on his much older opponent. The strike landed cleanly on Slade's chin, sending him reeling. Kade, capitalizing on the successful kick, gave chase. He hit the first jab on Slade's core and the second one closer to his neck. He quickly followed with a straight right to the head and a final left hook to the temple. Slade shot out a wild uppercut, forcing Kade to dip right and doge the strike. The two reset, a faint smile on the old merc's face. "Very nice." He said. "But can you keep it up?" Slade dashed forward suddenly, firing off a combo of jabs and crosses that forced Kade to back peddle, keeping his arms up to protect his head. Kade attempted a counterattack but was quickly shut down by a snap kick from Slade.
Pushed back about ten feet by the kick, Kade spat the blood out of his mouth onto the ground. Slade didn't give his grandson an inch, closing the distance in the blink of an eye and transferring that momentum into a flying bolley kick. Slade's foot rammed into the side of Kade's head, sending his grandson through a nearby wall an landing in the adjacent hallway.

"Urghhh. Crap." Kade muttered, pushing a chunk of shattered concrete off his chest. His head hurt like there was no tomorrow. Slade appeared from the kade-sized hole in the wall. He grabbed the younger boy by his black karate gi, pulling Kade to his feet. "Alright, alright. You win, old man. You win." Slade ruffled Kade's hair, pushing him down the hallway. "Come on; let's get you cleaned up. Your mom wants you looking respectable for your visit to Corrigan." Kade groaned. "Why are you sendin' me to some prissy boarding school for capes? There's nothing they can teach me that you can't." This caused Slade to sigh. "If I had my way, you and I would still be running around Gotham and Metropolis putting down super villains. But Rose wants more for you. That's why she talked to Gordon's girl into letting you in; she seems to think you can be better." Kade just shook his head. "Still can't believe you gave up mercenary work for this." He said, waving around at the dojo. "Well, it was this or spend the rest of my life in Belle Reve. Now move it. The interview is in an hour and a half."


| NOTES: |
6'1, 205 pounds
Son of Rose Wilson, the previous Ravager and current Deathstroke. His father's identity is unknown.
Only ever wears his armor when he has to.
Half-Japanese, half-European, full badass.
Fluent in English, French and Japanese.
He's turned himself into an alcoholic in an attempt to drown away his nightmares. He has a love-hate relationship with Barcadi Scotch.


A pyrokinetic with psychic shielding? Nora might just be the only student S'tann is genuinely afraid of.
I'm twiddling my thumbs, which I sort of appreciate. Sooo many other posts to write up for other stuff. Ugh.
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