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I'm eighteen years old. I'm American. I'm a Protestant Christian. I don't like anime. I like comic books. I once killed a shark.

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The destruction of the Weapon X facility and the death of Professor Thorton changed everything. The revelation that Team X had been under the mental control of Romulus shook the team to their core. With this information in hand, the team split up and went their separate ways. Wolverine was captured by SHIELD and imprisoned for six months for his crimes against the United States and abroad. During his imprisonment, Logan learns that a team of heroes called the Avengers have formed and taken the Incredible Hulk into their ranks, pardoning him for his past crimes. This news distresses the mutant assassin; that monster had been responsible for his capture. It had caused more damage than Wolverine did in his entire life time; every time Banner let it loose, the Hulk cost the nations of the world billions of dollars in collateral. But who was sitting in a jail cell, surrounded by fifty men armed with the most advanced firearms on the market? Not the Hulk. Just the confused, mind controlled mutant who only wanted to be left alone. He let that frustration and anger that boiled in his gut transform into hatred for the green giant. He'd kill Bruce Banner if it was the last thing he did. That was a promise. A covenant. One he planned to keep.

Eventually word reached Nick Fury that Logan Howlett had been under the mental influence of a far more sinister threat; nothing he'd done was done under his own free will. Therefore, SHIELD's judicial advisers found the mutant to be innocent. But Nick Fury wouldn't let an invincible, immortal assassin go; such an asset had to be exploited. So Fury made a deal with Wolverine. The mutant killer would be allowed to go free. But whenever SHIELD needed some under the table assistance, Logan would work for them; if he refused, they'd hunt him to the ends of the earth. Nick, of course, simply forgot to tell James that he had been found innocent. He spun the proposal as the only way Logan would see the light of day once more. So Wolverine, of course, accepted. The mutant bought a flat in Hell's Kitchen and tried to start up a normal life. He got a job at a local restaurant working in the kitchen, joined a local MMA gym, and even started dating.

By the end of 2013, things were looking up for Wolverine. The few times he was called to work for Nick Fury's "X-Force" were the only times Logan had to pop his claws. He worked closely with SHIELD's mutant team to take down Bolivar Trask and his Sentinel Order. The X-Force fought against the Hulk when the beast went on one of its rampages; Wolverine tried his best to kill Banner, but the Avengers intervened and the X-Force had to retreat to prevent public exposure of their operations.

In February of 2014, Wolverine met Charles Xavier while on assignment for SHIELD. He brought a number of orphaned mutants he'd freed from Trask's forces to the X-mansion, handing them over to the professor. Logan, intrigued by the X-Men's operations, chose to stick around the school and lend a helping hand. Professor Xavier helped Wolverine remember his past. Logan offered his extensive martial arts knowledge to the X-men, training them extensively in the art of personal combat. Wolverine preforms a number of black ops for SHIELD within Latverian Union territory.

By mid-2015, Wolverine was an official member of the X-Men and Fury released Logan from his X-Force obligations. He chose to help SHIELD whenever they needed it; he'd grown attached to the other members of the X-Force, and it offered a way for Wolverine to reconnect with some of his old teammates. It was actually through the machinations of Fury that Wolverine and X-23 reunited, leading to Laura becoming a student at Xavier's school. Kang the Conqueror appeared during that year, and Wolverine (alongside some of the X-Men) assisted the Avengers in bringing the time traveling tyrant down. Another feud between the runt and the giant ensued before the latter was sucked into a time portal by Kang and vanished for the year.

With the return of the Hulk, now calling itself Maestro and possessing an extraordinary intelligence, Wolverine's distrust of the creature grows. The two continue their battles, Xavier and Captain America's attempts to stop them from fighting proving to be less than useless. The X-Force becomes more active in Eastern Europe and Latveria, sabotaging the east as best they can. When war breaks out in 2017, the X-Force embeds itself in enemy territory. The team takes on the guise of a traveling circus, Wolverine now being known as Revolto the Clown. Certain members of the X-Men join the X-Force to help with the war effort. Wolverine duels Doctor Doom personally; he fails to kill the dictator.

The X-Force and the Maestro-led Avengers have a falling out, leading to a small skirmish. The X-Force decide to abandon the fight in France and the UK, leaving the Avengers to that as they attempt to demolish Latveria's infrastructure from the inside out.

By winter of 2019, the X-Force, X-Men and Avengers unite and assault Victor Von Doom's castle with the help of helicarrier Hermes. Wolverine personally leads the mutant attack on Christmas Day, following Maestro and Loki inside. The extinction level event occurs and most of the world is completely wiped out. The annual Avengers New Years party is cancelled.

Maestro's rise to supreme leader of the survivors of the apocalypse is bloody and violent. Anyone who resisted was unceremoniously executed, proving to Wolverine what he'd thought of the Hulk all along: he was a bloodthirsty monster that needed to be put down. Logan rallied what support he could and went into hiding, fighting Maestro at every turn. The Avengers were killed off one by one. Wolverine's rag-tag resistance wasn't able to stop the increasingly insane Hulk's conquest of Latveria, and eventually they ceased fighting all together and ventured into the badlands to avoid the Maestro's wraith. With the destruction of hundreds of mutant communities in 2023, Wolverine disappears off the radar completely. He sets himself up somewhere in the Turkish wilderness, creating a tiny safe haven for wandering mutants from the rabid packs of Maestro's followers. The nameless little town, nicknamed Utopia by its two dozen or so residents, would grow under the vigilante eye of the Wolverine. Fifty some years would pass before Wolverine heard from anyone he knew back in the golden days. He received an ominous message from an old frenemy, claiming that the resistance was on the rise once more.

@Sep How would you feel if I had Wolverine and Hulk clash a ton more times in this alternate history? Like, they become regular enemies, even after Hulk is on the Avengers?
Everything went to hell in a hand basket rather quickly. Freddie caused his fog bank to dissipate, leaving the Squadron exposed as S'tann unloaded Jack and explained the extent of the plan to the rest of the team. Probably a poor choice of hiding places, but hindsight is 20/20. Luckily, it seemed that the rest of the Suicide Squad was preoccupied; which left All-Star enough time to take off. But they weren't off the hook just yet. The wind began to pick up; its speed increasing as snow was flung about by the growing vortex. The Martian Boy's flight pattern was thrown off almost immediately by Freddie's storm. "Hold on!" S'tann warned. The dragon's massive body was tossed about by the violent, freezing air currents, threatening to tear the passengers off before they reached their objective. Legacy strained with all of his might to fight the power of the blizzard. It took everything he had to keep from going into a corkscrew and crashing into the side of the laboratory; leaving little room for fine motor control. S'tann loosed another roar, shoving his wings down with all of his might. The dragon's flight path was momentarily corrected, leaving Mars just barely enough time to take out the door. Mari saw S'tann's struggle and thankfully intervened, firing off starbolts into the door to weaken the metal and concrete construct.

To the meathead's credit, he can do one thing right: hit things. Really fucking hard.

The massive steel door shattered under the force of the superhuman's punch. S'tann ceased his struggle against the force of nature outside, tumbling inside the castle with all the finesse of a bull in a china shop. The shapeshifting alien crashed into the stone floor and cracked it with the force of his fall. S'tann absorbed as much of the impact as he could and kept his passengers relatively safe. The beast's gigantic body shrunk rapidly. Scales, skin and bone cracked and melted as the Martian returned to his normal state. His body ejected all of the extra energy he'd absorbed, shooting it off into the air in the form of background microwave radiation. S'tann bent over, his hands firmly planted on his knees as he struggled to take in the necessary oxygen required to stay conscious. Shapeshifting burned a hell of a lot of calories in a very short span of time; without his enhanced alien physiology, S'tann would have gone in to shock from the pain and exhaustion. But S'tann S'tonn was no mere human.

Legacy glanced around at the rest of the team. They were all in different states of readiness; some were more prepared for this than others. He mentally weighed his options, wondering what adjustments should be made to the plan. He'd seen Rita and Mailsi take off for the roof; obviously going after the Kryptonian. Mars and Mari looked pumped and ready to brawl. Amethyst appeared as flustered as ever; not a change from her normal demeanor. Fenris, Richard, Sugar and Raphael were-

Luthor's voice blared over the intercom, halting the Martian's line of thought. His generic villain monologue brought a smirk to S'tann's face. Julian had a way with satire that Martian Boy couldn't deny. "If he thinks-" S'tann started, but found himself interrupted once more. But this time by explosives and a collapsing roof.

Move, S'tann. Move!

Legacy's body shifted and transformed at a rate faster than what he'd consider safe. He formed what appeared to be a giant green tarp, flying over top the most human members of All-Star Squadron. The ones he thought would be injured by the falling debris. S'tann wrapped his body around Fenris, Raphael, Richard, Amethyst, and Mars. He would have grabbed Sugar too, but her ghost (or whatever the hell it is) seemed to have that under control. Chunks of stone and enormous pillars slammed into the Martian's exposed form. The Martian waited until the torrent of sound and pain ceased before letting himself breathe. He took on a more malleable form, pushing against the pile of rock that threatened to crush him. S'tann cleared as much of the debris as he could before returning to normal form and falling to his knees. His pain was beyond simulated now; he knew there were a few bruises in his rib cage now. But there wasn't time to rest. He needed to keep moving; keep his team moving.

"Mari?" S'tann called, shoving himself to his feet. "You still breathing?" His ear buzzed and Silver Banshee's voice echoed through his bleeding brain. "Yeah. Yeah. He's..." Legacy took a deep breathe, scanning for Kieran's psychic location. A short migraine later, S'tann responded. "He's moving towards the center of the facility at super speeds. But you and Rita might be able to intercept him if you hurry. Sending you a telepathic picture of his location; I'll try to update it whenever I can." S'tann turned towards the rest of the team, helping them dig out Sugar and Mari as best he could. To be honest, the Martian didn't know how much he had left. He was battered and exhausted; in no condition to fight a 100% Keiran, that much was certain. But he needed to keep moving. Just...keep moving. "Sugar. Take your team and get to the hard drives. Maybe there's still time to complete those side objectives. The rest of us will make a go for the hostages; you too, Richard. I don't think you'll be able to catch up with the girls and Kent. We'll need the help anyway." S'tann mentioned, placing a tender hand on his visibly bruised side.

It was a silent message, but a clear one. Martian Boy wasn't doing too hot.
Everything went to hell in a hand basket rather quickly. Freddie caused his fog bank to dissipate, leaving the Squadron exposed as S'tann unloaded Jack and explained the extent of the plan to the rest of the team. Probably a poor choice of hiding places, but hindsight is 20/20. Luckily, it seemed that the rest of the Suicide Squad was preoccupied; which left All-Star enough time to take off. But they weren't off the hook just yet. The wind began to pick up; its speed increasing as snow was flung about by the growing vortex. The Martian Boy's flight pattern was thrown off almost immediately by Freddie's storm. "Hold on!" S'tann warned. The dragon's massive body was tossed about by the violent, freezing air currents, threatening to tear the passengers off before they reached their objective. Legacy strained with all of his might to fight the power of the blizzard. It took everything he had to keep from going into a corkscrew and crashing into the side of the laboratory; leaving little room for fine motor control. S'tann loosed another roar, shoving his wings down with all of his might. The dragon's flight path was momentarily corrected, leaving Mars just barely enough time to take out the door. Mari saw S'tann's struggle and thankfully intervened, firing off starbolts into the door to weaken the metal and concrete construct.

To the meathead's credit, he can do one thing right: hit things. Really fucking hard.

The massive steel door shattered under the force of the superhuman's punch. S'tann ceased his struggle against the force of nature outside, tumbling inside the castle with all the finesse of a bull in a china shop. The shapeshifting alien crashed into the stone floor and cracked it with the force of his fall. S'tann absorbed as much of the impact as he could and kept his passengers relatively safe. The beast's gigantic body shrunk rapidly. Scales, skin and bone cracked and melted as the Martian returned to his normal state. His body ejected all of the extra energy he'd absorbed, shooting it off into the air in the form of background microwave radiation. S'tann bent over, his hands firmly planted on his knees as he struggled to take in the necessary oxygen required to stay conscious. Shapeshifting burned a hell of a lot of calories in a very short span of time; without his enhanced alien physiology, S'tann would have gone in to shock from the pain and exhaustion. But S'tann S'tonn was no mere human.

Legacy glanced around at the rest of the team. They were all in different states of readiness; some were more prepared for this than others. He mentally weighed his options, wondering what adjustments should be made to the plan. He'd seen Rita and Mailsi take off for the roof; obviously going after the Kryptonian. Mars and Mari looked pumped and ready to brawl. Amethyst appeared as flustered as ever; not a change from her normal demeanor. Fenris, Richard, Sugar and Raphael were-

Luthor's voice blared over the intercom, halting the Martian's line of thought. His generic villain monologue brought a smirk to S'tann's face. Julian had a way with satire that Martian Boy couldn't deny. "If he thinks-" S'tann started, but found himself interrupted once more. But this time by explosives and a collapsing roof.

Move, S'tann. Move!

Legacy's body shifted and transformed at a rate faster than what he'd consider safe. He formed what appeared to be a giant green tarp, flying over top the most human members of All-Star Squadron. The ones he thought would be injured by the falling debris. S'tann wrapped his body around Fenris, Raphael, Richard, Amethyst, and Mars. He would have grabbed Sugar too, but her ghost (or whatever the hell it is) seemed to have that under control. Chunks of stone and enormous pillars slammed into the Martian's exposed form. The Martian waited until the torrent of sound and pain ceased before letting himself breathe. He took on a more malleable form, pushing against the pile of rock that threatened to crush him. S'tann cleared as much of the debris as he could before returning to normal form and falling to his knees. His pain was beyond simulated now; he knew there were a few bruises in his rib cage now. But there wasn't time to rest. He needed to keep moving; keep his team moving.

"Mari?" S'tann called, shoving himself to his feet. "You still breathing?" His ear buzzed and Silver Banshee's voice echoed through his bleeding brain. "Yeah. Yeah. He's..." Legacy took a deep breathe, scanning for Kieran's psychic location. A short migraine later, S'tann responded. "He's moving towards the center of the facility at super speeds. But you and Rita might be able to intercept him if you hurry. Sending you a telepathic picture of his location; I'll try to update it whenever I can." S'tann turned towards the rest of the team, helping them dig out Sugar and Mari as best he could. To be honest, the Martian didn't know how much he had left. He was battered and exhausted; in no condition to fight a 100% Keiran, that much was certain. But he needed to keep moving. Just...keep moving. "Sugar. Take your team and get to the hard drives. Maybe there's still time to complete those side objectives. The rest of us will make a go for the hostages; you too, Richard. I don't think you'll be able to catch up with the girls and Kent. We'll need the help anyway." S'tann mentioned, placing a tender hand on his visibly bruised side.

It was a silent message, but a clear one. Martian Boy wasn't doing too hot.
I was waiting for the rest of All-Star to post before I did. But I can slap a post up tonight if need be.
@Mihndar That's understandable; and I'll make sure to do that. Thanks for looking it over.
@Voltus_Ventus Hi. I was just wondering how active you are in this particular thread.
Definitely playing Wolverine. His history with the Hulk will make this very interesting.
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