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Gods Play Dice With The Universe
It's Your Turn Now
Carnage One
Let's Samba!


How fitting for a vampire to shy away from the light, that incandescent beauty which illuminated the glaring horrors just beneath the skin.

Whatever consequences came of Maria's actions on her team was promptly discarded as she dove down on her foe and cleaved her in twain, but the response given was not the satisfying splatter of crimson that Maria desired. She did not feel the monster's bones shatter as her beloved Hunahphu drove through her body like a superheated knife through butter. All she saw were dainty flowers scattering through the air as the "real" Shika approached from behind. Maria turns to the source of the cutting comment, yet she doesn't look offended or angry in the slightest. Instead she laughs and rubs the back of her head as she blushes a little. "My my, flattery will get you everywhere with this girl~!"

She takes one hand off of Hunahphu and snaps it out to the side, a small bracelet on her wrist suddenly glowing as it unfolds into a round slab of wood decorated with images of the moon. "Grace is something you Easterners worry about way too much honestly. I live my life the way I want, and if I happen to look disgraceful while doing it then why should I care?" The blush fades as her smile widens further, revealing a set of sharp pointed teeth that changes the tone of her smile drastically. "I mean honestly, caring about what you have to say is like caring about the opinion of a mangy hound! Would you give a shit about what a walking corpse has to say?"

The petals assault Maria from every side, yet the dance continues. Her steps are reminiscent of a samba dancer as she spins and steps around the deadly blades, her hips never stop shaking as she aggressively dances her way towards Shika. What cannot be dodged is deflected, what cannot be deflected is blocked, and what cannot be blocked is simply taken head on as she burns her way through the storm. A death by a thousand cuts won't stop Maria as she pushes forwards, swinging at Shika once more to tear her apart. This time though, Hunahphu wakes up. A trail of crimson down her arm connects to the handle of the macuahuitl and it drinks deep of its user's blood, the jagged obsidian along its edge coming to life like a chainsaw revving up. And from that friction is born the flame of the sun proper, lashing out at the beast to consume it with it's arrogant incandescence.

Gods Play Dice With The Universe
It's Your Turn Now
Carnage One
Let's Samba!


"I prefer to think of myself as a kicker of ass!" Maria cried out as she skidded to a halt and crouched down, muscles tensing and flexing as raw adrenaline coursed through her veins. The world was in perfect clarity at times like these, nothing but Maria and whatever monster she was gonna kill to save the day. The shadow of blood eclipses her form and everything feels like it's in slow motion, not a single detail escapes her notice. In front was a perfect wall of red, approximately 1,000 gallons of blood if compared to the average wave of water at a beach. Behind her she could hear the cracking and breaking of bone, she could feel the slight displacement of air pushing into her back as five humanoids leapt at her. They were very likely dead, and even if they weren't dead they obviously wouldn't live for very long considering the condition they were all in. Maybe an exorcist could have saved them, but Maria had no interest in matters of the spirit or that of "God", she focused on what she could feel with her body.

Right now all she felt was the desire to maim.

Going forwards wasn't an option thanks to the wall of blood that threatened to consume her, Maria didn't particularly want to find out what would happen when she touched all that blood. Plus it would absolutely ruin her new clothes she definitely hadn't stolen. Going backwards was partially an option, but being put on the backfoot was never preferable when starting a dance, she wanted to be the one leading this samba~ Left and right were viable options to avoid the attack from the front but then one of the back zombies would catch her and she would have to waste time burning them off. That really only left one option, up and into the sky.

About 0.05 seconds have passed since Maria initially halted now, the ground cracks beneath her feet as all the stored force in her legs explodes into the ground and pushes her into the blue above. Her snake pendant burns red hot against her skin as flames rip out from her back, like a phoenix being born she propels herself above the wave of blood and lets it crash into the flailing zombies as she looks down on Shika from above. "Don't leave me frustrated okay~?" And then she dives down to cut some weeds.
Eww was a pretty apt metaphor for what was going down with Rose about now. A disgusting insectile orgy of blood and weird snake energy dissolving until nothing was left but a vaguely Rose shaped pile of insects squirming about looking for what remained of their meal. Perhaps a weaker willed folk would have remained that way forever, lost to the horde's instincts to consume and propagate. But Rose was most certainly not that weaker willed folk. Slowly but surely her form coalesced back into what she was prior, a girl with a shield who looked very tired but that entire ordeal. "That was so fucking gross. I don't ever want to do that again." She groaned as she pushed herself to her feet and stumbled over to Claire. "Alright girl, up and at em. Good ol slice of za never hurt anyone, that's slang for pizza if you didn't know." Rose was already guiding Claire to the "za" as she said this, efforts more focused on getting everyone healthy then worrying about those snakes. For a brief moment she looks at Thomas with a hint of intrigue, but her focus quickly shifts to the elf in the room.

She hums in appraisal as her eyes scan the girl up and down, then she looks back to Claire. "Yeah I can flirt with you later I guess, first things first is making sure this crewmmate doesn't die to horrible snake venom."




Whatever cool comeback Riku had was completely lost on the berserking Ami as she charged into battle once again, a straight shot right to the jaw to rattle Riku's brains about a little. Just a little, not enough to kill her. At least not enough to kill her if she didn't suck. And lo and behold, she didn't suck! Ami's smile only grew wider as Riku shakily got back to her feet, ready to keep the fight going until she was either dead or Ami got bored of beating on her. Or maybe that was just Ami's perception of this. Either way, she did a thing! Two waves of water sweep across the room, one a byproduct of Kanbaru's own battle with someone Ami didn't care about, and the other a direct attack from Riku as she rode the wave to attack the berserker directly. But it wouldn't be an easy hit for Riku, Ami would make sure that she extracted every ounce of pain she could from Little Red if she wanted to make this a real fight.

She raises her right foot into the air and thrusts it into the stone floor, cracking the ground as a roaring pillar of flame erupts from beneath her and engulfs her own body in black flames. The moment Riku got even close to such an inferno she would feel her skin singing, even as the combined might of Kanbaru and Riku's water crashed into the blaze to smother it completely. A super heated blast of fog would swallow the pair, boiling in midair and covering Riku from head to toe. It was like being dumped into a boiling pot of water, but the pot was the entire room and the water was literally the air itself. "I'm glad! If you gave up after one measly little punch I would have just cut your damn head off then and there!" Ami roars gleefully as her own sword swings out to crash into Riku's scythe.

Gods Play Dice With The Universe
It's Your Turn Now
Carnage One
Let's Samba!


Buzzkills, buzzkills all of them! The night was barely even starting and they expected her to go to sleep? They hadn't had any celebratory drinks, they hadn't gotten to know each other, hell, none of them had even fucked! These Japanese were so damn prudish, it brought a tear to her eye, it really did! But alas it would seem as though she would have to be left to her own devices on this night, as her two teammembers made a fatal mistake in leaving her by herself with no supervision. They left her by herself with no supervision. She did not go to her room, nor did she go anywhere within the Demon Hunter HQ. No, she in fact left the building and instead decided to go bar hopping for the night, brushing up on her Nihongo by listening to people spill out their guts to bartenders and getting absolutely wasted all night long.

Maria was of course the last to arrive to the cantina when messaged by Hoshio, and she really was a sight to behold. She was wearing clothes that definitely didn't belong to her first of all, but more importantly was what kind of clothes they were. A t shirt of some indie band that nobody had ever heard of, way too small for her given how stretched out the logo on the front was and cut off just at the midriff, skin tight jeans that accentuated her curves in all the right areas, a pair of dark shades covering her almost certainly dilated eyes, and what appeared to be a guitar case... "Hey hey everyone, sorry I'm late! Had to find a good disguise for our super secret stealth mission today, also I brushed up on my Japanese! You guys have such weird slang, like what even is a Christmas Cake?"

Moving on from that, Hoshio's plan was pretty cut and dry so Maria had no real objections. Despite the impression she gave off, she knew how to be quiet when she needed to be, she just hated doing so. The sooner this boring ass job was over the better, she wanted to get back to blowing some real demons up, not this lame small fry! As soon as they arrived Maria quirked an eyebrow at Hoshio and tilted her sunglasses down to look him in the eye directly. "Do you really not have a way to hide your weapon during day missions? Come on, I thought I was supposed to be the amateur here!" She cried as she unzipped the weird guitar case she was carrying around to reveal her own weapon stashed away, this was really just Hunter stuff 101!

Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately for Maria) the need to hide their weapons rather quickly disappeared as their enemy up and announced their presence, the bell Mai had given her beginning to ring rapidly as demons appeared from every angle, screams of agony and terror ringing throughout the temple grounds as Maria sighed and tossed away the guitar case. "Jeez, and I had put together such a cool disguise for this..." She whined childishly as she lit her weapon ablaze and charged at the nearest infected "civilian" she saw. And if Shika was expecting some kind of hesitation from the Demon Hunter than she would be sorely disappointed as the rampant woman smashed the monster aside like a meteor and charged right towards where the bell was leading her. Find the head honcho, kill the head honcho, smash the rocks. This plan was much easier honestly.
Rose's thoughts refocused as two new combatants entered the fray, though calling one of them a combatant might have been a slight overstatement considering all she was doing was blinding and annoying the monstrous snake repeatedly. The deflected orb of what could now be identified as condensed gravity slammed right back into it's origin and sent the serpent flying backwards like a limp noodle, with Thomas rushing in to deliver the finishing blow. It had almost seemed anticlimactic in a way Rose thought, or at least it would have been if that were the climax of this battle. A blast of shadow erupts forth from the snake's corpse as it divides and conquers amongst the four Serei users, a horde of snakes wrapping around Rose without warning and threatening to crush her within her heavy armor as they tighten and begin biting at her without mercy. With a roar of pain she flexes her muscles to try and force them away, but there's just too many, not enough room to move, not enough-

And then Rose explodes.

Explodes into a swarm of various insects that is, dissolving into legion and turning the tide on the snakes as the multitude of carnivorous bugs eats away at the snakes which were just a moment ago in control. Her mind is in every single one, it feels weird to look at herself a hundred times over but it's even weirder to be so damn hungry! Why were bugs so fucking hungry!? Why was she so hungry!? Lost in a rush of primal instinct she bites and consumes the insects in a writhing mass of bloody hunger, only stopping once the snakes are reduced to naught but bleached bone.




Back to the adventures of Ami and Kanbaru beating on a poor innocent girl, the beating continues! The bard predictably keeps her pristine hands clean of the filth of combat, in the back of her mind Ami can't help but sneer at the prissy girl who watches the fight as though it were entertainment for her to enjoy. Reminds her of a Light Magical Girl in a similar way that Red Riding Hood does, both of them think of themselves as above the violence. Maybe she'd find an excuse to beat on the bard later too, wipe that superiority off her face and remind her just who's who around here. Maybe if she wasn't distracted by these kinds of thoughts she would have noticed the obvious sniper in the rafters, maybe she would have been fast enough to deflect that bullet and stop the fight from restarting. Ah well, Ami wouldn't complain if Red Riding Hood wanted a round 2 with her new partner.

"Ugh, I know right? They could at least try and prove my expectations wrong, fucking lame as hell." She complains, yet that vicious grin falters not for even a moment. Her eyes dart towards Red Riding Hood as she pulls out some unholy combination of sniper rifle and scythe, before snorting and shaking her head as she aims at Kanbaru. "Come on Red, I thought you had learned by now!" Flames spring to life at the soles of her boots as she aims her body right at Riku. "It's fine though, I'll teach you this lesson as many times as I need to!" Or want to. She shoots forwards like a rocket, mach 1 is reached within a fraction of a second as she cocks her fist back and throws a straight punch right at Riku's jaw, no finesse or thinking involved.



Infrared isn't exactly something that one can explain. You don't just begin seeing things in shades of red depending on how hot or cold they are, that was just how human's processed the data when looking at things through infrared sensors. No, an insect like species like Suparna didn't even "see" infrared at all. It was an sense entirely separate from the usual five humans used to experience the world, you didn't see, smell, touch, hear, or taste heat. You simply felt it. And in this moment, Rose could feel an immense heat building up in this creature's maw, and she could feel that it was going to come at her in a matter of moments. She could feel the path it would take, almost like she was seeing just a second into the future to see where it was aiming. Or maybe that was just the instincts of the finely trained warrior who was currently occupying her. Or was it the other way around?

Clair's knife clips the creature's jaw and it falters, the energy is just slightly destabilized, slightly weaker than it should have been. A sphere of purple luster shoots directly at the pirate paladin, but somehow Rose just knows that she'll be fine. This shield has stood up to far worse in the past, so something as simple as this was like throwing a tennis ball at a brick wall. Rose's arm swings out in the direction of the projectile and she can feel her muscle memory screaming at her to bat it away into the wall, but something else is telling her otherwise. The energy is just slightly destabilized, slightly weaker. This opens up the opportunity for more damage. She adjusts her angle of impact accordingly, the ball of dark light slams into the shield with the force of a sledgehammer yet Rose's arm doesn't even tremble. It only continues forwards and out, the energy ball distends and warps for a brief moment before rocketing right back at this dumb snake's face to send it crashing through the wall.

"Hey! Who the hell said you could attack me huh!? Get out of here before I go grab Victoire and have her make you into a steak!" Wait what? Rose touches her lips with her free hand as she wonders just what the hell she's talking about, for a moment she's totally off guard as her shield lowers a tad out of sheer confusion. She didn't even notice Thomas charging in to join the fray, a welcome addition to be sure but... who was just talking right now?




Ami rolled her eyes at Riku's question, everyone knew who Sherlock Holmes was. And while she didn't read any of those long ass boring books, she would always skip to the end to find out who the killer was, she could definitely say she enjoyed that one Sherlock Holmes movie where his answer to every situation was to just beat the shit out of everyone. Hehe. Discombobulate. "Yeaaaaaaaah, I don't really feel like answering your stupid questions. You give your alibi first, how about that." Riku's first mistake was assuming she was dealing with a rational and polite human being who would be more than happy to cooperate in an attempt to find the true thief. Ami was none of these things, she was just here to kill her way up this Tower and get stronger.

Now Kanbaru-chan, she definitely had the right idea of things. "Yep, I like that plan." A beastly smirk adorned her features as she cracked her knuckles and stared right at Riku, before vanishing from sight nearly in sync with Kanbaru. The two former magical girls knew exactly how the other thought after fighting together for so long, even if they were never a part of an official duo. A moment later she would reappear behind Riku as she backed away from Kanbaru defensively, fist cocked back and wreathed in dark flames. "Yeah yeah, tell it to the judge!" Her tone communicated boredom, but the look on her face was anything but. It was with great joy that Ami donkey punched Riku directly in the back of the head, a smooth knockout if it landed cleanly. Her first mistake was assuming Rose was rational and wanted to talk things out. Her second was assuming Kanbaru would be the same. Her last was taking her eyes off of the Demon Knight for even a second.

Gods Play Dice With The Universe
It's Your Turn Now
Carnage One
Let's Samba!


Maria looked incredibly amused at Mai's obvious attempt to get rid of her, but the woman wasn't going to get Maria off her back that easily. Not if she had anything to say about it, and she most certainly did. "What a great idea Mai! We can all tour the building as a team building exercise!" She exclaims as she throws her arm around Mai's shoulders, a more than friendly smile on her face as she forcibly pulls the woman in closer to her. "I can already tell we're going to be great friends, si si!" This is the price you pay for ignoring Maria, she just latches onto you even harder. Pettiness at it's finest, and also how she made some of her best friends!

Ah, but here comes Major Party Pooper. Instantly Maria takes on a somewhat confused expression as she touches her index finger to her lip and tilts her head slightly, looking up at Hoshio with innocent eyes as he attempts to lecture her for the previous debacle at the warehouse. "I sorry, not familiar with ah... nihongo! Please be patient, speak EspaƱola!" She of course understood every word that he said just now, but he also had no way of proving this considering she was a foreigner after all. Thus she once again dodges the consequences of her actions. She just gives Hoshio an innocent smile as he reiterates his point about no fire, the look of someone who didn't understand a word he said but was doing her best to pretend she did understand! "Si si! No fire, got it!" She gives him a good ol thumbs up quickly and then stands from her chair, dragging Mai off to wherever she felt like so she could continue tormenting her new senior.

Gods Play Dice With The Universe
It's Your Turn Now
Carnage One
Let's Samba!


Of course work was gonna get in the way of Maria talking to a cutie, it always did! She honestly wanted to reach out and throttle the weird little youkai just for this terrible timing, but by the time she had resolved herself to grab the thing's neck it was already gone. Another loud sigh escapes her lips as she gets up and heads for the meeting room, this one much more genuine when compared to her sigh from just a few moments prior. "Maybe I should have stayed in Mexico... ah, it's fine. Just need to get this meeting over with fast, right-?" She looks back to the table and the person she was just eating with hoping for some kind of conversation starter, only to realize she's already gone. Were all the Japanese this rude? "Well that settles that, I'm sticking by her until she starts talking." Maria nods to herself firmly as she heads off to find the meeting room, priorities set and goal clear in mind!

It actually took a minute for Maria to find the meeting room in question, she didn't exactly have anyone guiding her after all, but she made it eventually. Last one in it seems, just in time for the very tired looking man in charge to assign her to a team! "Perfect, I was just looking for her!" Maria called out cheerfully as she walked over to the seat next to Mai and plopped down, kicking her legs up onto the table and reclining in her chair as she looked over at the older woman with a carefree smile. "So it looks like we're going to be working together huh? I hope you'll take care of me, show me around town so to speak. All these streets look exactly the same, it's so easy to get lost! I have no idea how you people do it honestly."



Rose blinked in confusion as she looked around, Clair was definitely right. Seems like everyone had decided to go deal with that boring old mystery or whatever, leaving just Clair and Rose to rob the theatre for it's treasures!

"I mean yeah sure, I guess this is finding research material. It's like uh... archaeology! Which is just stealing from dead people!" An interesting take on the profession of learning about the past, one that Rose would be happy to enter into a dialogue about were it not for the sudden intrusion of one very long boy. Rose yelped as the duo was thrown across the room, having just barely held onto Clair's cloak in her fairy form. But the assault didn't stop there! Thankfully Clair was ready for the next strike, which gave Rose her own opportunity to recover.

The fairy pirate scrunches up her face in cute frustration as Clair attacks, this was supposed to be a fun stealing things adventure! She already had her big fight adventure last world! "Alright then, let's do this fast so we can get back to stealing- I mean archaeology!" She hops from the thief's shoulder and transforms in midair to her regular form in a burst of smoke, landing on the ground in a stylish crouch as she draws her dagger and tosses it directly at the snake's eye. It wouldn't hit, but it was all she needed to buy enough time for her next transformation! "Transform! Form of... person with a really big shield and a sword!" The smoke clears, and the hero is revealed!

"Oh man, this feels so gross! I'm made of... of maggots!" Rose groans in disgust as she raises her shield for the next attack, face scrunched up as she squirms in her skin and steps in front of Clair. "You stay on the offense and I'll defend. Need to figure out what this card can do for myself, aside from have a big sword and shield."




And with Ami and Akiko? Well, things had gotten a little chaotic in the throne room. Just a tad really. Little Red seemed scared out of her fucking mind by something, Big Blue showed up out of nowhere, and now Haughty Yellow was demanding they all start fighting to see who the real thief was. That's a full color spectrum of chaos right there! Honestly Ami was about ready to just start swinging and see who stole what, thankfully their resident bard was ready to step in and talk things out as bards are wont to do. "Yeah, my face is pretty friendly I guess. For now anyways, we'll see how I'm feeling in about five minutes after something goes tits up inevitably." Ami planted her sword into the ground and leaned against it, yawning in a bored manner as she let Akiko do her work.

And her solution was... threats of violence! "Maaaaaan, if I knew you were just gonna threaten to dismember her I would've just skipped the threats and done it myself." Ami complained in the background, eyes lilting towards Castle unconsciously as she felt... something. She wasn't looking at the apparition by any means, or at least her eyes weren't focused on it, but she could feel some kind of threat coming from that direction.
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