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6 yrs ago
Current Imagine thinking a root beer other than A&W is the best
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7 yrs ago
Shut the fuck up nerds
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Fuck off Garde
8 yrs ago
Stop looking at me
8 yrs ago
Who are you people

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Cobalt

Cobalt Bullet Punched directly into the Koffing and watched it the Koffing eat dirt as the attack landed. He immediately turned away from the Koffing and looked at the team he was now joining. "Did somebody order backup!?" He yelled as he did his best to strike a heroic pose. You could practically hear the Kriketune's chirping in the back ground as he felt an stream of Sludge impact with his body. "Hey! Come on man I was in the middle of my heroic pose!" It didn't hurt but it still ruined his big moment! He turned around and saw that his opponent whom he had believed to have knocked out was getting right back up. "That's is so not fair!" He yelled as he dodged a thrown rock from the Sneasel. " Also, hi! I'm Cobalt! I just joined uh... The team with the Goomy and the Skrelp. Them." He explained as he used Bullet Punch on the Sneasel he saw. He hit once again but the Sneasel just got right back up. " How does that even work!?"
Cobalt decided to walk to the Beacon Docks. He had heard that it had quite a nice view and he was pretty excited to see if he could see Signal from it. He walked past two people talking and sat down on a bench facing the cliff.

He heard something about venomous spiders and began laughing quite loudly. "I hear you there buddy. It's worse when you're in the middle of a forest and miles away from the nearest hospital. I had to suck out the poison myself, spit it out, and run to the hospital as fast as I could. Don't mess with Broodlings, that's what I learned that day. Not even if you're positive that there's no Ariadnes around." Cobalt said as he reminisced that day. In actuality he never got bit by a Broodling, it was just a regular spider. It really hurt still, but not fatal like a Broodling bite. Still, he probably sounded like a badass from that story. He got up and walked over to them. "I'm Cobalt. I just transferred here from Signal. What are your names?" He asked as he cracked his stiff neck.
No they're my Pokemon.
Ryan got his Pokemon healed and then smiled. They did great jobs today, he was quite proud of them.
Ryan stared at the elevator awkwardly. How in the name of Arceus was he going to fit all of his friends in there? He looked at his friends and sighed. "Okay, Typhon and I will go first. After that I'll come back down and get Ranna." Both Ranna and Typhon nodded at this. " After I get Ranna up I will come back for Oberon and Volcan. Then finally I will come back for Pulsar and Glitch. Are we clear on that?" Everyone nodded and Ryan got on the elevator.

A few minutes later the elevator dinged and the door opened at the hotel's lobby. Everyone came tumbling out and into a big heap on the floor. "You guys are the worst sometimes." Ryan muttered as he crawled out from the pile of Pokemon. The staff looked somewhat panicked and you could tell they wanted to protest the Pokemon being outside of their Pokeballs. One glare from Ryan halted any sort of complaint they may have had.

"I need a room. A big one preferably." The staff nodded and handed him his key. He saw some other Pokemon wandering around and deduced that other people were here. He didn't care though. He had no need to talk to others, he had his friends. "Come on guys, let's get to our room!" He called to his friends as they followed him to his room.

When he got settled he reflected on his journey to Lumiose City. He wasn't a very big fan of the place, this entire city used to be forest after all. Forest that was cut down so people could live their lives more comfortably and then complain about how expensive burgers are. It disgusted him a bit.
"OMG I'M SOOOOO TOTALLY FAT!" - Chiaki/Rise -2015
Ryan grinned contently in the corner as he thought about yesterday. He then grimaced as he felt the burns along his arms. "Even when she holds back she doesn't hold back." He commented to himself.
So I'm cool to make my entrance now? I just wanna be sure.
<Snipped quote by Sho Minazuki>

The fappening 2.0 begins.


I'm not sure, but I think the fappening 2.0 already happened. This is more like the fappening 2.5.
Ryan nervously glanced at Grant. " Yeah, let's do that. Take your time really." He said as he walked to the Pokemon Center with them.
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