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Persona - The True Self

Ryan Alon: Outside of Book Cafe

May 3rd, Sunday, 2015

Ryan stared at the book cafe with apprehension. Was he really ready to just dive headfirst into the world of making friends again? It seemed like every time he did he failed miserably. Everything was just taken away. Why should he even try anymore? "Forget it. I'm just going to go in for a drink. No friends needed." Ryan said to himself with a sad smile. He wiped his face of any sadness and opens up the door. The cafe looked pretty packed but there were a few tables for him. He went to an empty table and sat down to wait for a waiter. 'Heh. Waiting for a waiter. Good one.' Ryan giggled a little to himself.

He watched an amusing scene involving some friends and spilled coffee and laughed. Quietly of course, he didn't want to draw attention to himself. 'I wonder what I'll order? Probably something iced. I don't want to get burnt like her.' Ryan pondered what he would drink and decided on an iced cappuccino. 'I hope they accept debit cards. Actually, I have money on me.' He pulled his wallet out and frowned. 'Why do I have American money with me? Damn I need to think things through more. Oh wait, here's the yen.' Ryan looked at his watch and sighed. Service here was slow. And he was getting bored. 'Maybe I should get a job. It looks like they need help around here judging by the lack of waiters. Or is it servers around here? Japan is a strange place.' Ryan took another look at his watch. And he waited.

Pokemon: Kalos

"I'm ready to leave." Ryan responded smoothly. Oberon nodded in agreement.

Pokemon: Kalos

Ryan didn't need any of his Pokemon healed so he just waited outside. He was in a deep conversation with Oberon about Pokemon ethics.

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Pokemon: Kalos

"As long as we get there." Ryan responded with a shrug. He needed to look into getting a Pokemon that could transport him places.

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I regret nothing.

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiritation of the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have acrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wished you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and it's repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in it's waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little neckbeard? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in shitposting, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on BestOf, and I have over 300 confirmed Quality Posts. I am trained in conservative butthurt and I’m the top helvetica in the entire complainpire. You are nothing to me but just another neckbeard. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision complaining the likes of which has never been seen before on this Reddit, mark my fucking [confirmed novel]. You think you can get away with circlejerking that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, neckbeard. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of CBers across SRS-lite and your dox are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, neckbeard. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your karma. You’re fucking spoken unkindly of, neckbeard. I can be in any subreddit, anytime, and I can complain about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed vote brigading, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Complainpire-Fempire Alliance and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of Reddit, you little neckbeard. If only you could have known what unholy [EFFORT POSTS] your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking hand from jerking your dick. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn neckbeard. I will shit vitriolic complaining all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking bemoaned, neckbeard.

Come at me.

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*insert airhorn noises here*
I would only count this as our 50th OOC page. The other 50 is just shitposting. Isn't that right @SwordfishKnight?

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