Seraphim vs. Sunspot
As Sophia continued her song which entailed the various ways she would kill Jin for the Holy Light of The Emperor and so on, Jin searched through the house for some sort of flammable chemicals. He eventually found some in the form of an aerosol can, otherwise known as canned air. He shook it a little to make sure it was full, it would be pretty embarrassing to throw it at Sophia and have it just melt underneath her concentrated fire. Thankfully it was full.”Not quite gasoline, but it’ll work... probably... maybe... hopefully.”
Jin muttered to himself as he grabbed the can and put it in his jacket pocket. Meanwhile Sophia was getting closer to the house Jin was in, blasting houses in short bursts of flame, lighting house after house on fire. ”Stop hiding like a coward and face me as the warrior you claim to be!”
Jin threw his hole onto the ceiling, letting in a torrent of hot air as the village around them burned to ashes. ”I never claimed to be a warrior, I’m just a guy who kills other guys for money!”
He shouted as he jumped through the hole, quickly peeling it off and storing it just as he touched upon the roof. Sophia heard him yell and turned, hitting the trigger on her flamethrower. Jin saw the pilot light ignite once more and dived out of the way, hitting the ground painfully as he rolled to his feet ready to pull out his can of aerosol, throw it at her, and blow her out of the sky.
Only for nothing to happen as she had just run out of fuel and had already holstered her flamethrower. Jin frowned and put the canister back in his pocket, that was gonna be really cool too. Sophia pulled out her bolt pistol once more, flying towards Jin and firing at him twice. ”Didn’t we just go over this, you’re not gonna hit me with your dumb fucking handcannon!”
He said cockily as he deflected the first two to the right, directly into a cabin and blowing its wall open. Sophia stopped in midair and let loose one more shot, this one not bothering to hitting him and instead hitting the ground next to him.
Jin’s eyes widened as he rolled away from the bullet just before it exploded, landing on his feet and swerving his head back to Sophia who was still singing. Her lyrics had now moved onto her love of battle and how Jin’s death would bring her Emperor glory. ”Do you know any other songs? I’m a huge fan of Linkin Park if that helps!”
Jin yelled as he deactivated one beam katana and holstered it. This gave him a free hand to pull out his revolver and fire off a round at her torso, which he proceeded to do to test out how durable the shit was.”Do not mock my songs of praise, heretic!”
Sophia screeched as she pulled out her Inferno Pistol, rocketing towards Jin and barreling through his revolver round. She aimed the pistol at Jin and fired for a second, a blast of pure light erupting from the barrel directly towards his face. He barely leaned to the side to avoid it, he could practically feel the sun on his skin as he began sweating from the intense heat. But melting him wasn’t her goal as she swung her gross tentacle arm into his torso, sending Jin flying backwards through a tree and into the wall of a cabin. He dropped one of his katanas on the ground as he felt himself smack against the cabin, the katana rolling away from his grasp.”Repent, for your end is near!”
Sophia sang in a harmonic tone as she pointed her miniature face melter at Jin who was currently sitting himself up and coughing up some blood. ”Thanks but no thanks, I’m not a religious man.”
He grinned as he pulled out his can of aerosol and threw it at her as hard as he could, hitting her helmet and stunning her for a moment. ”Later bitch!”
And with that he pulled out his Hole and slapped it onto the wall behind him, falling through to the other side and immediately tearing it off.
Sophia recovered quickly and screamed with rage as she fired the Inferno Pistol through the wall where she thought Jin was, barely missing him and singeing his jacket. This gave him a minor burn due to just how fucking hot the energy was. Jin cringed at the minor pain, but he could fight through the pain, it was barely even a first degree burn. ”Hey, watch the jacket! I like this thing a lot ya know!”
Jin shouted impulsively as he dashed towards the exit. Suddenly he stopped and pulled out his revolver, kicking open the door to reveal that Sophia was flying towards the door at high speeds with both of her Bolt Pistols fully loaded and aimed directly at Jin.
He had no time to yell the profanities he wanted to as he drew his remaining Beam Katana, deflecting 3 shots as Sophia swerved upwards to take the high ground once again. Jin ran out the door and around the back, Sophia shooting 4 rounds at him while his back was turned, each one missing. As she reloaded her various weapons Jin was hiding behind the cabin he had just escaped into less than a minute ago, putting his revolver away and picking up the beam katana he had dropped. ”Sorry about that baby, had to make sure I didn’t blow up.”
He muttered to his sword as he activated it once more and began to shake them vigorously. This was honestly the worst way to charge anything.
As the fire burned throughout the village, it began to creep closer and closer to the gasoline Jin had hidden under some logs. The fire burned hotter and hotter, heating up the container as reactions began to start within the gasoline. Finally everything reached its inevitable conclusion as the gasoline exploded very loudly, dragging sophia’s attention away from jin for just a fraction of a second. But that wa enough as Jin burst out of cover and aimed at Sophia’s jetpack. One, two, three shots fired consecutively from his revolver, each one hitting just the right spot to fuck up Sophia’s favorite pastime. ”Damn you heretic, I’ll make your death extra painful for this!”
She yelled as she careened wildly out of control and crashed through the roof of a cabin. Jin ran towards her, determined to finish the job. He holstered his gun and went back to dual wielding his katanas, kicking down the door and cautiously entering the house. Suddenly from around a corner a tentacle came swinging, looking to knock Jin down.
He responded quickly, lopping off a good portion of the tentacle and donning a smug grin, satisfied with his achievement. Sophia hissed in pain, quickly backing off and knocking something over in her getaway. Jin continued the chase, rounding the corner and watching as Sophia backed herself against the wall. He was smiling as he prepared to finish her off, right up to the point where he noticed the chemicals he was standing in and the click of a pilot light. ”Fuck you.”
Then his world went orange as he was lit on fire. Jin screamed in pain as he resisted the instinct to stop drop and roll, stumbling out the door as he dropped to the grass and rolled to put out the fire. Jin dropped his katanas in his haste, no need to accidentally stab yourself while rolling around in pain. Several 1st degree burns later he was out and Sophia was chasing after him, straddling him and getting her one good hand around his throat. ”Oh man, I’m getting choked out by two bitches in two days! Is it August already?”
Jin wheezed out as Sophia’s look of rage intensified. ”DO YOU EVER SHUT UP YOU INSUFFERABLE PRICK!?”
Jin smiled and spat in her face, Sophia didn’t even flinch as she pressed down on his throat even harder. He thrashed in an attempt to get her off, but her armor was just too heavy, leaving him with one viable option. He pulled out the Hole, and slapped it on her torso leaving a gaping hole in her armor and revealing her underwear, fittingly enough colored red and black.
Sophia’s face morphed from one of rage to sheer blinding fury. ”ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? YOU’RE ABOUT TO DIE AND THE LAST THING YOU DO IS LOOK AT MY TITS!?”
She screamed as she got ready to snap his neck. A gunshot rang out and the color drained from her face. ”You’re a 6 out of 10 at best lady, don’t give yourself too much credit.”
Jin held a smoking gun in his hand, a massive hole blown open in Sophia’s stomach, blood and guts dripping all over Jin. There was a look of annoyance on his face, it was gonna take forever to clean all this off his jacket. He pushed her off of him and let her drop to the floor, getting up and looking her in the eye. ”Any last words?”
Sophia opened her mouth but was interrupted by a bullet between her eyes. ”Say them to your god.”
He spun his revolver on his finger and holstered it quickly, picking up his katanas and deactivating them. As Jin began to loot Sophia’s body for her weapons, he noticed the orb that had been thrown at him earlier lying on the ground. Jin shrugged and grabbed it along with Sophia’s weapons. Who knows what kinda useful magic this weird looking bullshit could do.