@OtomostheCrazy
Interestingly, Tlevran was under many rocks for several thousand years, so Claire's not that far off.
Interestingly, Tlevran was under many rocks for several thousand years, so Claire's not that far off.
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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."
Most Recent Posts
@OtomostheCrazy
"...ok sweetheart. Shyness is a completely fine thing, but it's just us. I'm gonna hug you and hope that makes you less shy."
Xoxi stood up, and hugged Yuki softly. Unfortunately some of her weight was put onto Yuki, making the hug slightly awkward.
"You have a nice name. I might as well tell you a bit about myself, considering there's no danger right now. The name is Xoxi, I'm the daughter of Selene, and I am the world's best thief. My hobbies include stealing, pacifism, and hugging. I haven't slept for more than 1 hour at a time within the past 16 years, and I was into Cia for about 3 weeks before your sister told me she killed all the human race and indirectly led to the death of my mentor and father, which inevitably led me into hating them both. You seem cool though, so I won't judge you."
The moon slowly peeked out from the horizon as Xoxi's eye finally stopped glowing.
MEANWHILE
"Clever girl. Also I lied to you. Tlevran's the name, killing gods and genocide is my game. I'm nearby and communicating via the blood you spilled on the ground from your recent episode of pointless aggression. 'tis a shame you didn't kill the goddesses in front of you. I need to locate your sister, and you must help me. If you must know I was recently dug up from the ground after a couple thousand years of slumber because I slayed both my mother and father and watched them bleed out at the hands of my meat cleaver, and you will be no different unless you comply with my terms. The emblem bestowed upon your hand is a sign that unless you comply I can come down there and finish both you and your sister off within a few fell slashes, and I can take the demigod with you both, now how about you tell me where your sister is before I do said actions."
"...ok sweetheart. Shyness is a completely fine thing, but it's just us. I'm gonna hug you and hope that makes you less shy."
Xoxi stood up, and hugged Yuki softly. Unfortunately some of her weight was put onto Yuki, making the hug slightly awkward.
"You have a nice name. I might as well tell you a bit about myself, considering there's no danger right now. The name is Xoxi, I'm the daughter of Selene, and I am the world's best thief. My hobbies include stealing, pacifism, and hugging. I haven't slept for more than 1 hour at a time within the past 16 years, and I was into Cia for about 3 weeks before your sister told me she killed all the human race and indirectly led to the death of my mentor and father, which inevitably led me into hating them both. You seem cool though, so I won't judge you."
The moon slowly peeked out from the horizon as Xoxi's eye finally stopped glowing.
MEANWHILE
"Clever girl. Also I lied to you. Tlevran's the name, killing gods and genocide is my game. I'm nearby and communicating via the blood you spilled on the ground from your recent episode of pointless aggression. 'tis a shame you didn't kill the goddesses in front of you. I need to locate your sister, and you must help me. If you must know I was recently dug up from the ground after a couple thousand years of slumber because I slayed both my mother and father and watched them bleed out at the hands of my meat cleaver, and you will be no different unless you comply with my terms. The emblem bestowed upon your hand is a sign that unless you comply I can come down there and finish both you and your sister off within a few fell slashes, and I can take the demigod with you both, now how about you tell me where your sister is before I do said actions."
@Cuccoruler
I used the unstable one that teleported Tlev to San-Fran.
It's probably either done being used or it's got one more use in it.
Edit: Also should've mentioned this before, it's not a sword, Tlevran has a meat cleaver.
I used the unstable one that teleported Tlev to San-Fran.
It's probably either done being used or it's got one more use in it.
Edit: Also should've mentioned this before, it's not a sword, Tlevran has a meat cleaver.
@OtomostheCrazy@Cuccoruler
Xoxi woke up while Cia was leaving in a rush. Of course she had no energy to move or anything, but still she saw.
"Bitch get back here so I can... do... nothing because I'm tired as shit."
Xoxi looked around and saw a face-down Claire in the ground, and another goddess standing above her. Even though she didn't recognize the goddess, she figured it was this "Yuki" person, and noted she had a nice voice, one that reminded her of a sweet nanny... or maybe an elderly-carer. Either way, Xoxi scooted slowly to the wall as she spoke.
"Hello... I was introduced, correct?"
Her attention was then taken to Claire, as she kind of giggled softly.
"Glad to see Claire is down for the count. There was no way I could've taken on the both of those chicks at once. Probably would've been creamed from the get-go."
A small sound of monkey feet on pavement was heard echoing through the city, as a cowboy hat fell onto Xoxi's head.
"Anyway... who are you?"
*-*-MEANWHILE-*-*
"Again with the whole 'no idea where to go' thing? What were you doing all that time, Marie."
Tlevran decided to go through the portal again, and wound up back in San-Francisco. He made his way back to where Claire was face down on the ground, and did telepathy through to her head after killing some large animals for fuel.
"You did well my young goddess, even though you did fail in the end, the demigod knows not your true strength, making her a vulnerable target for killing if need be. If you require my services, the name is..."
Tlevran had to think for a moment while he created his persona for "helping" Claire. He didn't know what to call it yet.
"... Helsing. You simply need to rub the golden emblem on your hand to summon me in desperate aid, and I will appear for your defense. My exchange for this is one question, however... where can I find someone named 'Miriam'? It is crucial to something I must do."
There was a golden emblem burning into the palm of Claire's hand, as this was happening.
Xoxi woke up while Cia was leaving in a rush. Of course she had no energy to move or anything, but still she saw.
"Bitch get back here so I can... do... nothing because I'm tired as shit."
Xoxi looked around and saw a face-down Claire in the ground, and another goddess standing above her. Even though she didn't recognize the goddess, she figured it was this "Yuki" person, and noted she had a nice voice, one that reminded her of a sweet nanny... or maybe an elderly-carer. Either way, Xoxi scooted slowly to the wall as she spoke.
"Hello... I was introduced, correct?"
Her attention was then taken to Claire, as she kind of giggled softly.
"Glad to see Claire is down for the count. There was no way I could've taken on the both of those chicks at once. Probably would've been creamed from the get-go."
A small sound of monkey feet on pavement was heard echoing through the city, as a cowboy hat fell onto Xoxi's head.
"Anyway... who are you?"
*-*-MEANWHILE-*-*
"Again with the whole 'no idea where to go' thing? What were you doing all that time, Marie."
Tlevran decided to go through the portal again, and wound up back in San-Francisco. He made his way back to where Claire was face down on the ground, and did telepathy through to her head after killing some large animals for fuel.
"You did well my young goddess, even though you did fail in the end, the demigod knows not your true strength, making her a vulnerable target for killing if need be. If you require my services, the name is..."
Tlevran had to think for a moment while he created his persona for "helping" Claire. He didn't know what to call it yet.
"... Helsing. You simply need to rub the golden emblem on your hand to summon me in desperate aid, and I will appear for your defense. My exchange for this is one question, however... where can I find someone named 'Miriam'? It is crucial to something I must do."
There was a golden emblem burning into the palm of Claire's hand, as this was happening.
@OtomostheCrazy
Started one, stuck on Undyne.
THe fail count is at 28, with 27 being the closest I've ever been to beating her (one hit would've done it)
Started one, stuck on Undyne.
THe fail count is at 28, with 27 being the closest I've ever been to beating her (one hit would've done it)
@cuccoruler
"I'm surprised it took the demigod long enough too figure out it was her, points to the demigod's determination though. As for the goddess herself, she's alright. Not too bad, not too amazing."
Tlevran did some stupid tricks with his cleaver, and slammed it into the wall for the time being.
"As for the sins of Sloth and Gluttony, I have two ideas for them. Sloth could be provoked by just making the god give up and stop trying to succeed in their actions, and for Gluttony... well... that one's a bit interesting."
"Have you heard of the saying 'glutton for punishment'? Gluttony doesn't pertain to just eating, it's basically a different form of Greed. Is there a god or goddess that will partake in something for the hell of it? Like fighting, adrenaline, or hell maybe even procreation or masochism? Again being asleep for several thousand years makes you pretty blind to the other gods that were created in that time."
Tlevran grabbed his cleaver again and held out the blade to Marie.
"You also never shook the end of my blade. I don't do handshakes."
BACK ON THE GROUND OF SAN FRANCISCO...
Xoxi slept, thinking about the events prior to her going unconscious, and still listening to what's being said nearby.
I can hear everything they're saying. I can't see it nor can I respond to it, but I can hear it. Why do they look down upon me for being a demigod? I'm just as capable of greater tasks as them, but I just have a more difficult time with them. I probably was foolish for trying to break up their fight, but I still wanted to help. I don't like the idea of people fighting, and seeing two gods conflict - two greater beings at that - made me really mad. I'd imagine they'd have the logic and knowledge to see that violence is a pointless thing when it comes to settling arguments, but apparently not today.
To be honest, Cia was probably right for doing what she did though... the world was filled with corruption and general madmen, me probably included, but her causing a mass genocide of the humans wiped away most of those people, making the world... I dunno... cleaner. It's like one of those myths I read about way back in high school... flood myths? Even though this one doesn't have a flood in it, there are similarities.
As for Claire... she was probably right for telling me. It would've eaten Cia and Claire both up if I didn't know about it. Telling me was probably the right thing to do, and I won't forget that, but when she told me all I wanted to do was kill both of them. I was foolish into thinking I could do so, and the better half of my mind said 'no don't do it', which eventually led me to trying to even the odds of the fight so I could leave, but energy got the better of me, and here I am. The new voice sounds kind though... maybe they'll be the better half of Claire.
I'm still mad at the both of them, and won't forgive them for a while, but they're both not horrible people, Cia and Claire. Maybe they'll learn to be okay with one-another's presence and everything will turn out alright.
"I'm surprised it took the demigod long enough too figure out it was her, points to the demigod's determination though. As for the goddess herself, she's alright. Not too bad, not too amazing."
Tlevran did some stupid tricks with his cleaver, and slammed it into the wall for the time being.
"As for the sins of Sloth and Gluttony, I have two ideas for them. Sloth could be provoked by just making the god give up and stop trying to succeed in their actions, and for Gluttony... well... that one's a bit interesting."
"Have you heard of the saying 'glutton for punishment'? Gluttony doesn't pertain to just eating, it's basically a different form of Greed. Is there a god or goddess that will partake in something for the hell of it? Like fighting, adrenaline, or hell maybe even procreation or masochism? Again being asleep for several thousand years makes you pretty blind to the other gods that were created in that time."
Tlevran grabbed his cleaver again and held out the blade to Marie.
"You also never shook the end of my blade. I don't do handshakes."
BACK ON THE GROUND OF SAN FRANCISCO...
Xoxi slept, thinking about the events prior to her going unconscious, and still listening to what's being said nearby.
I can hear everything they're saying. I can't see it nor can I respond to it, but I can hear it. Why do they look down upon me for being a demigod? I'm just as capable of greater tasks as them, but I just have a more difficult time with them. I probably was foolish for trying to break up their fight, but I still wanted to help. I don't like the idea of people fighting, and seeing two gods conflict - two greater beings at that - made me really mad. I'd imagine they'd have the logic and knowledge to see that violence is a pointless thing when it comes to settling arguments, but apparently not today.
To be honest, Cia was probably right for doing what she did though... the world was filled with corruption and general madmen, me probably included, but her causing a mass genocide of the humans wiped away most of those people, making the world... I dunno... cleaner. It's like one of those myths I read about way back in high school... flood myths? Even though this one doesn't have a flood in it, there are similarities.
As for Claire... she was probably right for telling me. It would've eaten Cia and Claire both up if I didn't know about it. Telling me was probably the right thing to do, and I won't forget that, but when she told me all I wanted to do was kill both of them. I was foolish into thinking I could do so, and the better half of my mind said 'no don't do it', which eventually led me to trying to even the odds of the fight so I could leave, but energy got the better of me, and here I am. The new voice sounds kind though... maybe they'll be the better half of Claire.
I'm still mad at the both of them, and won't forgive them for a while, but they're both not horrible people, Cia and Claire. Maybe they'll learn to be okay with one-another's presence and everything will turn out alright.
@OtomostheCrazy
I am surprised. I have no words.
I am surprised. I have no words.
@Cuccoruler
Fair stuff. Sorry I went overboard there.
Edit: Fixed. She's asleep now on the ground in front of the two, and they are both not as badly affected as they were before.
Fair stuff. Sorry I went overboard there.
Edit: Fixed. She's asleep now on the ground in front of the two, and they are both not as badly affected as they were before.
@OtomostheCrazy
Nothing, because hate happened and Krieg is now an entity.
Also the playing field is now level, and Xoxi hates both girls right now.
@Cuccoruler@otomosthecrazy
Edit: Also, Xoxi took her pants off because it relaxes her faster.
Nothing, because hate happened and Krieg is now an entity.
Also the playing field is now level, and Xoxi hates both girls right now.
@Cuccoruler@otomosthecrazy
Edit: Also, Xoxi took her pants off because it relaxes her faster.
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