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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
7 likes
8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
4 likes
8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
3 likes

Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

@Ace of flames01
"I got carried away, much like you did with trying to hurt my feelings. Go fuck your brother or something"
@Ace of flames01

Response:
"Jealousy gets you nowhere."

Edit: Xoxi is friggin nonchalant about most things.
@Ace of flames01
Question, what will Rhona do for Xoxi? Is it gonna be brutal or what?
<Snipped quote by Ace of flames01>

she is not pregnant


They used god-tier protection I assume?

I got one more pun.

If Reese used protection with Cythlla, but the baby happened, you could've named the child Odysseus.
He broke the Trojan wall.

Done with the puns.
@OtomostheCrazy
Yeah we can.
@OtomostheCrazy
I vote this happens.
I decided to take a different approach, and now I'm gonna start telling Xoxi's story within flashbacks of events following human genocide.

Edit: By the way I can see this happening:
"Hey Yuki I found yo- OH MY GOD XOXI WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!"
"Your sister."
@OtomostheCrazy

Xoxi listened closely to the story, and understood why Cia had to do it. There really was no other thing to do in that case, fighting would've been futile, and when she thought about it, she didn't commit entire genocide upon the human race after all. There were still some left, and she had no other option than to do it. With a large breath Xoxi hugged Yuki and backed off.

"I really needed to know what happened that day, thank you so much for telling me. There's one last thing though... why didn't it kill me? All I can really remember is a large flash and waking up under a pile of rubble."

Xoxi said that in a rhetorical sort of way, and followed up by saying.

"You just gonna stand there and look at me cutie? C'mon... we got places to go."

Xoxi was ready to see what Yuki's realm looked like, and she seemed more than happy enough to show it.

[{(BACK 30 YEARS AGO)}]

Xoxi slowly woke up from a blackout, and saw she was under a collapsed building.

"Ohh... my head... what just happened...?"

Xoxi attempted to move out, but winced harshly at seeing her own arm crushed by a beam of the building.

"...damn. The moon is out, though..."

2 blue shadows appeared and raised the beam off Xoxi's arm, however they were not the form of Xoxi, they were the form of her mother. Xoxi pushed through the rubble and saw a ruined cityscape. Fire around some of it, blood here and there, it was a disaster. Then Xoxi heard a voice, one that was very familiar to her.

"Squirt? Squirt answer me!"

Xoxi ran towards the voice and saw her mentor, clad in all black, blood staining his leg.

"Thank mother you're okay!"

Xoxi hugged her mentor carefully, softly crying into his shirt. They had gone on a mission to snag money for an orphanage when the light flashed, and it sent the city into ruins. A sign hung overhead, being burnt from the flash, and all that could be read was "__n Fr____sco".

"Thank your mom you're okay! We were split up during the flash, and when I came to I found my leg cut by a wire. I'd ask if you were okay, but your arm doesn't look good, Squirt."

"It'll be fine, let's get out of here before anything else happens."

MEANWHILE, IN THE PRESENT...

"Now you give me an answer? I'll take note of it.. I guess I'll see you around, then, Claire."

Tlevran stopped communications with Claire and proceeded to go kill off monkeys and innocent animals, collecting fuel for his powers and overall filling up on genocidal power.
While everyone is fighting whether or not to save the baby, Xoxi's gonna snag it and raise it herself (Maybe with Yuki's help)
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