@Ace of flames01
DAMMIT I'M OUT OF SEX PUNS!
DAMMIT I'M OUT OF SEX PUNS!
Gardevoiran Member
The Forbidden One
- Last Seen: 2 yrs ago
- Joined: 10 yrs ago
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Username history
- Gardevoiran 9 yrs ago
- ██████ 10 yrs ago
Status
Recent Statuses
7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio
Well hello.
I guess I should introduce myself, huh.
I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.
I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.
I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.
I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.
"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."
Most Recent Posts
@Ace of flames01
"It was a DICK move of you to kill off the humans, even if it was justified and the duty was THRUSTED upon you like how it was."
"Xoxi I swear if you keep this up..."
"Aw COME on Cia. Now you don't have to worry about a TROJAN wall anym-"
Cia: youtube.com/watch?v=tPfAVeybdBU
"It was a DICK move of you to kill off the humans, even if it was justified and the duty was THRUSTED upon you like how it was."
"Xoxi I swear if you keep this up..."
"Aw COME on Cia. Now you don't have to worry about a TROJAN wall anym-"
Cia: youtube.com/watch?v=tPfAVeybdBU
@Ace of flames01
I should be sorry for the next sentence. If Xoxi ever found out about Cia's uterus...
"Don't OVARY-act with what I'm about to say, Cia, but you kinda had this COMING to you."
I should be sorry for the next sentence. If Xoxi ever found out about Cia's uterus...
"Don't OVARY-act with what I'm about to say, Cia, but you kinda had this COMING to you."
@Cuccoruler
Yay! Here I go!
(Please don't take any offense this is meant for comedic value.)
Cia - Sterile yandere for Landon.
Alec - Egyptian Kirby thing.
Axis - Mettaton with skin.
Claire - "FUCK CIA AND THE WORLD"
Yuki - "Claire calm down."
Landon - *"Moonlight Sonata" plays in the background*
Shone-Lee - Shipping god of ships.
Rhona - Heart breaker! Dream maker! Uterus taker!
Leon - Slave for Rhona.
Xoxi - "XOXI OUTTA FUCKIN NOWHERE FOOL!"
Flemmings - Supreme Court failure.
Marie - Araichnaphilics Anonymous and resident Satan.
Tlevran - "That's a nice race you have there."
Miriam - "No fights? Boo."
Cythlla - Squids are friends, not food.
Reese - "I came here to fuck bitches."
Yay! Here I go!
(Please don't take any offense this is meant for comedic value.)
Cia - Sterile yandere for Landon.
Alec - Egyptian Kirby thing.
Axis - Mettaton with skin.
Claire - "FUCK CIA AND THE WORLD"
Yuki - "Claire calm down."
Landon - *"Moonlight Sonata" plays in the background*
Shone-Lee - Shipping god of ships.
Rhona - Heart breaker! Dream maker! Uterus taker!
Leon - Slave for Rhona.
Xoxi - "XOXI OUTTA FUCKIN NOWHERE FOOL!"
Flemmings - Supreme Court failure.
Marie - Araichnaphilics Anonymous and resident Satan.
Tlevran - "That's a nice race you have there."
Miriam - "No fights? Boo."
Cythlla - Squids are friends, not food.
Reese - "I came here to fuck bitches."
@Cuccoruler
Can I have permission to give a brief synopsis of each god so far? Like 5 words max for each one.
Can I have permission to give a brief synopsis of each god so far? Like 5 words max for each one.
@OtomostheCrazy
She was the original sin of gluttony I think, then Alec happened.
Glutton for fighting.
She was the original sin of gluttony I think, then Alec happened.
Glutton for fighting.
@OtomostheCrazy
Fair deal.
I may do something interesting with Tlevran's character depending on Cucco's response from Marie.
Fair deal.
I may do something interesting with Tlevran's character depending on Cucco's response from Marie.
@Cuccoruler
Gyro stared into the tear in the sky, and figured it was an end of days.
"Generals, I order you to enact plan A."
A large dome appeared around the city of New London, and it had been constructed for a very long time. The portal connecting to Dej was sealed off as best as it could've been, and the glass within the dome allowed for light to enter the city.
Over an intercom, Gyro spoke to the people within New London.
"This is president Gyro. This is a very much needed plan within the current situation of the world, and I advise all Mycelings to stay controlled. The world will return to normal as fast as it can."
Gyro turned of the intercom and spoke to himself.
"I hope so."
MEANWHILE
Tlevran saw the tear and figured it was time to consult with Marie on what to do. He teleported over to her location and spoke to her.
"I guess we did it? Am I of anymore use to you, Marie?"
He had his cleaver drawn. He didn't trust Marie since the start of this all, and his trust wasn't going to change right now. As he thought about it, he actually questioned whether or not a change of fates was needed from him soon. It would have to be settled by what Marie was going to do next, whether it be a fight between the two of them, or an alliance formed on the act of slaying everything.
Gyro stared into the tear in the sky, and figured it was an end of days.
"Generals, I order you to enact plan A."
A large dome appeared around the city of New London, and it had been constructed for a very long time. The portal connecting to Dej was sealed off as best as it could've been, and the glass within the dome allowed for light to enter the city.
Over an intercom, Gyro spoke to the people within New London.
"This is president Gyro. This is a very much needed plan within the current situation of the world, and I advise all Mycelings to stay controlled. The world will return to normal as fast as it can."
Gyro turned of the intercom and spoke to himself.
"I hope so."
MEANWHILE
Tlevran saw the tear and figured it was time to consult with Marie on what to do. He teleported over to her location and spoke to her.
"I guess we did it? Am I of anymore use to you, Marie?"
He had his cleaver drawn. He didn't trust Marie since the start of this all, and his trust wasn't going to change right now. As he thought about it, he actually questioned whether or not a change of fates was needed from him soon. It would have to be settled by what Marie was going to do next, whether it be a fight between the two of them, or an alliance formed on the act of slaying everything.
Everything went to shit? Alright I can work with this. Tlevran and Gyro are the only ones who really knew it from my characters so this is gonna be interesting.
Edit: @cuccoruler
There's now another Xoxi roaming the world? I'm fine with this.
Edit 2: @OtomostheCrazy
Do the bandits have a change of heart by chance, seeing the end of the world in front of their eyes.
Edit: @cuccoruler
There's now another Xoxi roaming the world? I'm fine with this.
Edit 2: @OtomostheCrazy
Do the bandits have a change of heart by chance, seeing the end of the world in front of their eyes.
@Ace of flames01
Well hot beans then.
Well hot beans then.
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