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Recent Statuses

7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Bio

Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

Most Recent Posts

I see the apply is green, is it possible for another Pokemon in this universe?
@OtomostheCrazy
Xoxi has teeth so that's alright then.
@OtomostheCrazy
Fair. Sorry if Ixox with no teeth is hard to read.
@OtomostheCrazy
(Xoxi and Sans)
Xoxi stood up when Ixox vanished, and her eye stopped glowing. Her hands were soaked in the blood of her clone, and it felt good to have done that much damage to her. She felt the fight wasn't over yet, though, as Sans appeared, with Claire over his shoulder.

"look who i found, yuki. it was tiring but it was a good haul."

Xoxi clenched her fists as she put Yuki on her shoulders, along with Alex. The tune that played through the realms did not sound friendly, and it sounded like another fight was going to happen.

"I've been making a realm piece by piece for us Yuki. I think it's time to go there."

A portal opened, made from a shadow, as the group went forward.

The Realm of Shadows

The portal landed in a workshop-esque place, but scaled to a very large size. The group compared size-wise to mere action figures in the realm.

"This is the safest place for us right now. The only way in is if a true thief accessed my old home and was worthy enough to enter. We need to rest, the fight is not over yet."

Xoxi's lunar energy passively lingered as she stayed in the realm, as well as her other notable shadows, such as Krieg. A stereo was playing music in the corner of the room, and if Claire desired it could be changed. Another video game song played in the background, as a holographic figure appeared.

"is this the new shadow? looks nice."

(Song is Waltz for One, from the Shovel Knight Plague of Shadows OST)

(Tlevran and Purge)
Tlevran withdrew his cleaver as he floated over the ground, not feeling the earthquake. Then he swung with enough force with the side of his cleaver, trying to knock Miriam to the ground and to reason with her. Purge, meanwhile, fled the scene, possibly trying to get to Clarice and Yukiko before he would be slain.

"W-wait wait wait Miriam! I'm with Yuki and Claire! Let me sort this out-they were both in bad shape when I left them!"

(Ixox)
Ixox appeared on the ground in front of an abomination of a morph. It was a sexy morph though. Ixox would talk but she was missing about 9 teeth and her entire face was covered in blood.

"...mph... heyph... I guephsh you guysh morphed togepher? Coolf, I guephsh you shee whaft happhened toof me."

It sounded illiterate because she couldn't really talk normally with so many teeth missing. She was also clenching one eye closed, and refusing to get up.
@OtomostheCrazy
Sure man.
@OtomostheCrazy
Regrets will probably be had, but regret equals progress in my book.
@OtomostheCrazy
"not finished with you, coming to give you a bad time."

The skeleton walked through a door, and appeared next to Yukiko.

"shortcuts are pretty damn nice."

A skull blasted Yukiko towards the ground once he was through the door. He saw Claire on the ground a few feet away, unconscious. He figured Clarice was going to arrive soon, and he'd need her up if he was going to survive this fight. Clarice walked in just as he grabbed Claire.

"i'm gonna be taking this now, if you don't mind."

(Alex and Xoxi)
"It seems like the purple lady is winning..."

It was true, Xoxi managed to land more hits while dodging, and it's been a better matchup, although it seemed like Ixox was backpedaling towards the other two people in the area... Then suddenly, Xoxi threw Ixox over onto the ground and jumped on her stomach. Following that she started to beat the everloving soul out of her.

"DON'T! YOU! FUCKING! DARE! COME! BACK! TO! HERE! YOU! PIECE! OF! SHIT!"

Alex hid behind Yuki as Xoxi continues pummeling Ixox into the ground. After a minute Xoxi had visible blood on her hands, and Ixox had a broken nose, a blackened eye, and about 5 missing teeth. Nope, make that 6. Damn she was going to town.

(Tlevran and Purge)
Tlevran sped after Purge, and hunted him down. As the Purge started to slow down, he ended up in a cave, facing Tlevran and the cave opening.

"Now this is a better matchup."
"For one of us it is."
"The one that's gonna beat your bitch ass into the ground."
"I'm here to save lives."
"I'm here to keep the world as it is, at least until you guys are gone."
"There's a red mist behind you."

Tlevran turned and saw the mist. When he saw it his heart sank into his chest. He had learned only one thing about who this was, and that was she loved fights. This must've provoked her. Hooray, more enemies!
@OtomostheCrazy
Hey so you know how sans has shortcuts? I'm just gonna... yeah...
@OtomostheCrazy It finally ended. It's been a long journey.
@OtomostheCrazy
1) Cool
2) Oh damn that's cool.
3) 4/13 :D
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