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Who here likes cuddles?
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If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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Identities are confusing to figure out.
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How do wing.
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Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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Lorenzo of Windor


Lorenzo sat in front of the man claiming himself as Favian and simply stared for a few seconds.

This was a request to the man who was once told he could never walk again.

The request to the man who was still in grieving for the loss of his one true friend.

The request to a man that had considered many a time to just stop getting out of bed.

"... very well," Lorenzo spoke before he whistled for Martyrdom to return to his side. The man's head turned to face the doctor that had been sent for him. "Doctor. I must be asking a lot of you, but I implore you to accompany me on this quest. I shall reward you with the money I have saved in my days of hound training in addition to a faithful companion in the future that shall never rest as long as he is at your side." Another whistle, followed by a snap, commanded Martyrdom to wander over to Lorenzo's bow and quiver, long covered in dust from the time spent since the last use.

"Knight of Lord Bryce, accompany us as well on this venture. I'm no fool, the forest is filled with creatures of incredible threat. Your sword and shield shall prove valuable in the efforts of Favian's protection, as well as reward you with the experience that would prove valuable to your career and devotion to the lord."

Lorenzo smiled for the first time in a while. The thought of being a help again made him quiver with excitement.

Then the smile faded away.

"Sir Favian. I must request of you one thing. A device capable of movement and supporting my weight so I may move on my lonesome if I have to," Lorenzo patted Martyrdom's head once more as Lorenzo finished speaking. "Give me this and I shall help you on your quest."
"Oh yeah," Eve responded. The look on her face even said the words that she had spoken, maybe even moreso than her actual words.

Jen looks at you with a face of slight caution as she grabs you, Gobbo, and Eve and pulls you into a nearby alley and into cover. "I know why they are observing us," Jen starts. "Slaves. The goblin and Evelyn are fine, but you and me are not. We must disguise one of us to fit in with the crowds." You notice a flame ignite on the top of Eve's head as she gets slightly annoyed at the mention of her name. She must not like being called Evelyn.

"What?" Apia was taken aback, offended a fair bit by this... this... what was he even? He reminded her of Rufus but more carnival demon reject as opposed to Eldritch horror. Either way, it was a bit unnerving to hear his sinewy voice as he explained what might happen to Apia should she fail to prove herself on a battlefield. Was she going to rot like the lesser demons? That was a question in itself. What dictated lesser demon? Apia had heard rumors of a frog puppet respawning multiple times despite being near-useless. Did she have to actually BE useless in order to be left behind? She wasn't useless... was she?

Nevertheless, the bee regained her composure as she stood up and turned her head away from the man out of annoyance. One question for him lingered in her head, however. "Why are you informing me of this?"
~Evelyn Pyrothol~


~Kid Icarus Uprising / Another KI:U Track~
"When the hell have I been able to do THAT?"





I am fully willing to make any edits that I have to.

Please judge accordingly. I'm willing to elaborate on things if I have to.
"Sh," Gobbo says as he raises a finger up to your mouth. "I-I will eckshplain everything later." The goblin then rides on your back in silence.

Eve follows behind you and your friends as Jen leads the way to the Rich District, and as soon as you get there you see the snootiest snobs around. Better yet, you see the supposed slaves of those snobs. All of them female, at that.

The rich snobs look at you and Jen like you two had fourteen eyes each. Jen looks at you and whispers to you "Why are they observing us, Tobias...?"
You step outside the tent to see Gobbo mortified where he sat (for reasons unknown), and you see Jen and Eve talking between each other. Eve sees you and flies back over to you, cooing affectionately. As soon as she realizes what sound she made, she backs up away from you while holding onto your metal arm. "S-sorry... you're just warm."

Jen grabs her things and starts breaking down her tent. "We are wasting daylight. We must find Magdalene and get her back."
Aw boo. Amy isn't pregnant.

*crosses out Tibulus being a godfather on his list of possible outcomes*

As the child knocked into Bonesword, the devil fruit encyclopedia the boy had been holding flew onto the ground along with Bonesword. Hastily fixing his scarf, Bonesword stared at the mother and child as he and Lilliana were... observed was the best neutral term. They didn't know, but by the deck of the Runner, Bonesword definitely wanted to teach them a thing or two.

The Shroomblade stayed silent, as usual. It didn't have anything to say on the matter of what was going on.

"... it's okay... it's okay... they don't know what we've been through... it's okay..." Bonesword repeated the two words under his breath as he climbed back up onto his feet, holding the devil fruit encyclopedia once more in his hands. He walked over to his own mom and proceeded to hug her with one arm, the other still holding onto the encyclopedia.

"I think you're a great mother." Those words didn't hold just for Bonesword's personal experience. It seemed like everyone on the Rum Runner liked Lilliana in some way that could be described as maternal. She was the best mom the crew had, and the only one that Bonesword ever had.

The boy looked at the book he held. There were so many possibilities to learn, and better yet, so many more possibilities to expand. The book was published in what seemed like an unfinished state, leaving a lot of blank room under each entry of the recorded fruits. Maybe this was something Bonesword was meant to do? Record all of the devil fruits he could in this book? That'd be amazing.

Problem is, he had to actually get the book first.

The boy wandered over to the librarian in the room and placed the book in front of her. In a soft and sweet voice, the skeleton child asked the librarian. "Miss, can I buy this book? I need to have it."

That last part was true. Bonesword needed it. It was destiny.
"Tobias. Who is the harpy?" Jen asks inquisitively when you walk over, Eve staying behind to grab her things that were dropped when she burned that thug. "She seems pretty powerful, if I must be honest."

Gobbo suddenly joins the conversation while playing with a green cloudy mist. "She ish Evelyn Pyrothol, apparently." How did Gobbo know her full name? Eve didn't give that to you, and Gobbo wasn't even there for the conversation. Odd.

Abigail listened closely, taking the occasional sip from her drink, and the often gulp every time Zzyxx spoke. Every time he talked it sounded like more of Abigail's brain cells were engaging in a suicide pact of monumental proportions. It was irritating beyond reasonable and unreasonable measure, to say the least.

Another sip went by and the teams were divided. She was put on a team with this "Silver Prowler" guy. She had some research done before as she glanced over the various files of people she might be facing down the road prior to this event. Checking the figures for the assassin in question, she looked over to his figure before she reached into her bag and pulled out a small burlap sack of potting soil. Walking over to her team mate, she placed the dirt sack in front of him, a newly formed purple rose being created seemingly out of nothing.

Wiping the trickle of blood away from her nose, Abigail raised her hand before she asked a question. "Magic. Supernatural powers. Whatever you want to call them. Who do we go for in order to receive insight into using those?"
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