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7 yrs ago
Who here likes cuddles?
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7 yrs ago
If your girl can't crack your skull between her thighs then whats the point of even being a human being.
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8 yrs ago
Identities are confusing to figure out.
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8 yrs ago
How do wing.
8 yrs ago
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
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Well hello.

I guess I should introduce myself, huh.

I'm Gardevoiran, just some schmuck going to college and working towards getting a degree in Fine Arts.

I do commissions and what-not, and you can ask me to do a commission for you through my Discord (Gardevoiran #1429) or up here through RPGuild PMs, and I receive donations and payment through my Ko-fi page. Clicking the box right below here will take you to it.



I'm a nerd. I play Pokemon religiously, I dabble in some anime, I write up here, and I love watching incredibly awful movies and just making fun of them. Specifically things like "Leo the Lion" and what not.

I don't have much else to say, so I guess I can leave you guys with a really bad joke.

"What do you call a cow with two legs?"
"Lean beef."

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"That's quite rude, isn't it?" the figure turns around to reveal a furry body. He's more akin to a humanoid dog rather than anything else, but not like those people you know from the various magical gatherings of the world. The man is what's more widely known as a furry kobold, and he's standing in front of you with his eyes completely obscured by a blindfold. Similarly, you see the various wrappings on his arms and legs indicative of serious physical strength. Despite his eyes being covered, he turns to look directly at you with a smile as he raises his arm to wave. "Hello! I'm Caretan, a simple nomad."

Meeting the New Crew III

Bonekid felt his body get picked up by Dirk (who possessed rather surprising strength) as the ex-slave threw the child up into the hammock with the badger inside it. Bonekid fumbled around before he landed in the hammock, staring directly at Jo with his blank expression. "Eheh... sorry, Miss Jo. I'll just be... leaving now." Bonekid stared at Dirk before he climbed carefully out of the hammock, landing on the ground with a thud before he looks at Dirk with quite a scowl. He'd be sternly talking to the thief after this was all over. That's no way to treat your superior, especially one that's a child!

Bonekid walked back to his seat, complete with the vines on it being torn and his sword being missing.

Wait...

"U-u-um... Captain B-Boone? Where's my sword...?"
In Hellpact 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay

About two hours ago...

Carnation bust out of a suitcase and onto the pavement of the airport in Boston, quickly recovering onto her feet and proceeding to book it as quickly as she could to the nearest concealed area. After ducking around the boxes and tram nearby, Carnation stopped and spoke to herself as she looked around. "Hah... hah... sorry, whoever's clothes and pills those were back in Aus, but I have official business here in Boston right 'bout now. Just gotta... take a second to catch my breath and talk to Antonio." Raising her gloved hand up into the air in front of her, a small rift opened up to reveal the horned face of Antonio the Banker.

"Why didn't you take my offer and let me open a gateway between Sydney and here?" Antonio asked the girl. He didn't understand his client for the majority of the time, he just knew that she was a bit special. She wasn't dumb, quite the opposite, but she didn't exactly do everything easily.

"'Cause mate, if we did things easily, we'd forget how fun it is to be free!" Carnation snickered as she dug through her bag for her water bottle. She bought it at the airport in Sydney before the security told her she needed a passport... and a legal guardian. She had neither of those. "You still have that letter?"

"Indeed. 1313 Faust Drive. 11:30 pm." Antonio's voice was rough, but it still kept an air of formality about it as if he was still a businessman. It was really odd to hear, considering how he looked and acted, but that was besides the point. "It's a good amount of miles away."

"What's the name of this airport?" Carnation asked her banker, pulling the cell phone out of her bag as she talked.

"Logan International Airport."

"Time to call a cab. Let's hope whatever these blokes at Faust Drive want won't kill me, eh?" Dialing a number for a cab service, Carnation packed her bag again as she walked towards the nearest door heading into the actual airport.




Present Time


Carnation stood in front of the house that was listed on her letter. The cab behind her rolled away as she stared the entrance down. Checking the phone she had, the time was 23:25. Five minutes before she had to step up and enter the house. She wasn't feeling too great about it to be honest, but, it was better to be in there and warm than out here and cold. It was like, what, four degrees Celsius? It felt like it, and her trench coat was on too!

With a hesitant breath, Carnation walked up to the door and gave it a knock. What followed was a handsome servant opening the door for her and offering to take her coat. She was reluctant, but Carnation gave up her coat and let the servant take it away, leaving her to walk into the main room alone. Already in there was a lady who worked for the local newspaper from the looks of things, a sleazy man in his own coat, and-

"My, oh my. Little One, what are you doing in such large clothes? All by yourself, too? Tsk tsk tsk, no no no no. This won't do, my little lovely. Not at all. Come, come sit with me, get yourself warmed up. As soon as this is over we are getting you some proper clothes and get you taken care of."

Carnation was lifted off the ground by the depressed woman and carried towards the armchair she was sitting in, a bit too surprised to really react, nor did she want to make a scene in front of the other people in the room. She kicked her feet in resistance, but her efforts were unsuccessful as the woman sat down on the couch and put Carnation down on her lap. For the first time since she had entered the house, she finally spoke. "Oi? What the hell are y-... o-okay." Carnation just sat there and let the strange woman run her hands through her hair. New clothes had been the selling point there, considering Carnation normally wore the clothes of the pedos she killed.

When the waiter came around, Carnation requested a small glass of juice to be delivered, which it was. Though, she didn't specify what the juice she wanted was, it came back as cranberry juice. Tart, but addictive. Dang, did Carnation miss that taste.

Soon after the hostess of the party showed up, Carnation payed close attention to her, her right hand flipping her butterfly knife as she sat there in the strange lady's lap. She had her own questions, but the reporter lady had asked the main one that she had wanted to know.
In Hellpact 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
In Hellpact 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay
@ProPro
I'm good my dood.

Edit: Oh. Forgot I already told you.
Upon closer inspection, as you approach the figure, you notice it being decorated in martial arts robes. It's also walking backwards towards you. It doesn't look like a human, rather it looks like a wolfy bear person. You can see it's tail is wagging, but you have no idea what it's about. Eve follows behind you closely as Brock stands near the house, possibly to make sure whoever the person is doesn't get farther if he's hostile.

You're pretty close now, and you're fairly sure you can talk to him if you raised your voice to do so.
Brock turns around and looks at the figure in the distance. "I don't recognize it... might just be a random person. Are they holding anything threatening?" Brock draws his sword as you both look.

You see long tassels along the figures wrists, drooping down to their thighs with their arms at their side. At least, they look like tassels. You can't tell easily from this range what they are.

Though they're blindfolded, you can see them walking towards you as if they knew the land and could see it.
"I... I think we shouldn't parade it. Yashar knows a lot of people, and they're all really powerful. If we parade it, who knows what'll happen." Brock says as he starts walking back inside.

"... sneak!" Eve sneaks into your lap and grips your metal arm. You can seriously feel the heat radiating off of her. It's almost tiring.

While all that is going on, your snake stares off towards the distance at a figure. You have no idea who the hell it is, but you can tell it's blindfolded.
Stepping outside of the cavern, Ursaren stretched his back as he let out a primeval roar, the bear in him vocally escaping as his voice boomed through the area, leaving quite the reverb. "Even though it was only a day, I had missed the warm embrace of the sun," Ursaren chortled as he looked out upon the area, getting a lay of the land together in his head as he went through everything that had happened since the meeting of the Dorcha. Aeryn seemed like a good Dorcha, which was hard to come by often considering the quirks and the nature of the race. It wasn't impossible, but it definitely wasn't something you saw every day. He wanted to talk to her about things, continue to fill his journal with incredible information.

One question riddled Ursaren's thoughts as he dug through his bag, making sure everything was accounted for, including the small slices of mushrooms he had grabbed earlier. "Roughly how far away are we from the place that we entered the cave system from?" Ursaren asked, his eyes looking over the town. Boy, he wished they had a clothing store or something. His robes were incredibly torn from the transforming and fighting, and he needed something new to wear. Maybe something red this time. Or maybe blue. He didn't know, but he needed to go and check what they had, assuming there even was a clothing store.
In Hellpact 8 yrs ago Forum: Casual Roleplay


@ProPro
I will be glad to do a run-over of this if it is not up to snuff.
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