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Recent Statuses

6 yrs ago
Current Just wanna make a quick announcement for whoever cares: [@Crab Bane] and I are no longer in a relationship. It wasn't a bad break-up, at least not for me, but I hope him and I can stay on good terms.
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6 yrs ago
[@PsyBlade] Absolutely!
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6 yrs ago
[@Cleverbird] Literally my BF and I whenever we play Monster Hunter together.
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6 yrs ago
[@PsyBlade] Why do you want the Lapras to go away? It's one of my favorites. :C
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7 yrs ago
Today's my birthday! ❤
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Bio

This bio is outdated-ish and will be updated when I'm in the mood.



Things to know about Garland:
-Real name is Iris
-Canadian
-Genderfluid
-Pansexual
-Happily Taken
-Visionary
-Hates school
-Music nut(Rock, Metal, and "Weird Al" Yankovic are my favorites)
-Discord is Garland#5464 if you want to contact me there

Here's my personal Spotify playlist, if you're interested.



RP Info:
-Can play both male and female characters; has a preference for the latter
-Loves monster girls
-Likes the Romance, Slice of Life, Modern, Sci-Fi, Fantasy, and especially Mecha genres

Shoot me a PM if you're interested in doing a 1x1 RP together. I like writing shit.

Most Recent Posts

@OldManWong It's official.

Alice is a depraved bisexual.

@White Feather Amazon, huh? Try superhuman.
@OldManWong What.

I thought Sayaka hated Alice.
@White Feather It wouldn't be out of character. XD
@White Feather Hehe, yes, of course. XP
Hearing the two English siblings quarreling with the buxom lady, Sayaka got down on her hands and knees and crawled out of the supply closet, getting a quick look at the siblings, and, after disappearing from view after crossing the next corner, she stood up and dashed away from the two siblings and the tanned woman. She sighed, relieved that she managed to pull off an escape. "Phew. Any sooner and I would've been dead meat back there," Sayaka thought. Regardless, she kept running. Thinking back, though, she thought the two siblings were really cute, especially the boy. She'd have to say her thanks later.
@White Feather Naw, ship can still happen.
@Spriggs27 Sorry, I meant school grounds, but I typed campus by mistake. Woops. ^^;
Sayaka looked behind her, groaning at the sight of the woman still following her. When she saw the backpack flying after her, she yelped and leaned forward, using her breasts as a cushion to propel herself forward out of the way of the backpack. She kept running around campus, hoping to escape the woman, and yelled back at her, "What the hell is wrong with you?! No means no! Now get with the program!" When she reached a corner, she took it, heading into the supply closet beyond and hiding in the corner of it. The room was darker than night, so it'd be hard to find her.
I can only imagine what Feather's first post will be like. XD
As the tanned and buxom woman groped her, Sayaka yelped out, surprised. "H-Hey! Wh-What are you doing?! I'm the one who should be doing the groping, not some backstreet bitch!" She pushed Alice away, brushing herself off in a 'humph'. "...and if you must know, yes, these puppies are 100% homegrown, but I'm not letting some back-alley slimeball touch 'em! Get lost!" Sayaka ran away from the girl, snickering and sneering as she got away from the woman. "Heh. That skank probably isn't even all woman. What a horny slut!", Sayaka thought to herself. She obviously had no sense of self-control when it came to being profane or vulgar. She continued to run away until she was far away from the girl.
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