Gendarme

When you want to make a Spam thread but decide against it

I thought of making a thread on Weeaboos and how much I disliked anime. Then I looked at a few profile pictures and knew that if I committed to the idea, nobody would be spared in the onslaught.

ActRaiser Rules The World

@Azarthes One question about that post. What in the world is a jelly bitch?

ActRaiser Rules The World

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Best way to spot a new guy? See if they mention Spam loving shitposts.

@BrobyDDark

I specifically stated, "Or I could be talking out of my ass." Don't take my theories too seriously, they are perhaps worse than any known malady in this world. I genuinely don't think that Spam loves shitposts. However, shitposts and shitposters love Spam. It's like flies to honey.

ActRaiser Rules The World

I think Spam just hates everyone, doesn't it? Or maybe...Just maybe, and please, do hear me out. Maybe Spam is a machine that pumps out people who are shells of their former selves? The machine sucks in the innocent, and inside of this monstrosity people are put into a large metal pod wherein they are brainwashed to love the shitpost. To embrace it with all of their heart and mind.

Or I'm just talking out of my ass.

To the ass lovers out there:

Cactus does make a lot of sense now that I think about it. I don't know if I'm an ass man or a boob man though. I'm horribly indecisive.

To the ass lovers out there:

I believe it's due to something in our psychology; inherently, thanks to evolution, some men prefer either the buttocks or breasts, or even both. Why? Bigger breasts mean more milk, while larger buttocks...Hold on, I'll get back to you in a moment. I'm sure I can come up with a reason. Not really.

Look at me I'm spam im so cool

I'm unsure if this is a joke or not. If it is, I'm too confused an individual to get it. (Horribly, horribly confused. All the time.) If this isn't a joke, I suppose we could...Y'know, talk about it? Send me a PM or something if it is.

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I'm confused.

I feel like I'm missing something.

@Doivid

This. So much this.

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What is even happening now?

So...

I'm too poor* to try some of these solutions.

*cheap