Genni

James Cameron's Avatar?

I do. After all two of you thought I sounded 'awesome'. :D

Champions of Thedas - Dragon Age RP

All we need now is for someone to rewrite the 'Bruce' sketch using 'Sten' instead.

The Broken Drum - Casual drop-in chat for out-of-work adventurers

@Cuccoruler Let's play 'Pin The Tail On The Goron'. And by 'tail' I mean double-headed axe, and by 'pin' I mean smack over the head with. >D

Champions of Thedas - Dragon Age RP

Or he used his magical gifts to take control of his Tamassran, forcing her to hide his powers from the Ben-Hassrath.

Code of the Burned [FULL]

@Avanhelsing Patch just offered a plan you could run with, or climb up the side of the building while he and Owl distract the guards with at least. Archangel has identified a window access up there which could be used to gain entry to the building, then it's just a matter of stealing as much high-grade weaponry as you can carry and planting explosives anywhere marked 'Flammable: Do Not Plant Explosives Here' before sneaking out again.

This should run as a high stealth mission, with lots of dodging guards and watching out for cameras, but feel free to make as much noise as you'd like so the other two can storm in and save your ass from toasting.

The Broken Drum - Casual drop-in chat for out-of-work adventurers

Just watch out for the huge pile of wet ash out in the yard which used to be the month's supply of hay for the stables. Someone, mentioning no names... *and glaring as @Genni* ...had themselves a little accident.

@SimplyJohn

I said sorry, didn't I? Well, maybe not sorry, but Astrape definitely flirted with Geoff so that has to be worth something.

The Broken Drum - Casual drop-in chat for out-of-work adventurers

Astrape quickly covered her mouth with her hand as the barman splashed the acid all over his face while desperately trying to flirt with her. She wasn't sure how the brute may react to her giggling, and after the mess she'd made in the yard the lightning goddess didn't want to give him any reason not to like her. As his shirt melted away, pieces of fizzling fabric falling to the floor, Astrape let her eyes wander down over Geoff's manly chest. Even for an old troll he was well built and Astrape began to wonder what it would take to get him to buy her a drink.

As the bard sitting beside her stepped away from the bar leaving an immaculate gem behind Astrape saw her opportunity to benefit from the little mishap. As soon as the barkeep returned, his manly chest once again covered over by a cheap looking cotton shirt complete with bloodstained collar from where he had at some point cut himself shaving, Astrape leant forwards with a seductive smile. "The young minstrel left that to pay for my drinks," She explained, her voice dripping with honey and sin, "All of my drinks, for the rest of the night."

Leaning back on her stool Astrape stretched her arms high above her head, letting her assets do the talking for a moment to ensure she had the barman's full attention before continuing. "I think I'll start with that Electrick Floorbanger, if you have any acid left."

Code of the Burned [FULL]

I just don't know what I am gonna post next? I mean I thought I gave the okay. I just don't know how the mission goes...

@Avanhelsing

Birdseed walks into the shop and says hi. Shop assistant smiles at her, eyeing up both her and Condor as she asks what they need. Birdseed acts coy and vague, a little uncertain, deliberately wasting time. Shop assistant starts checking watch, aware close to closing time. Birdseed begins to flutter about the shop, asking questions about various flowers, still delaying. End there awaiting response from @Dragonite777 to gauge shop assistant's reaction to Birdseed's behaviour.

All during this Condor would be with Birdseed, hanging on her arm and smiling at the shop assistant through gritted teeth, wondering why she can't just shoot the bitch and storm the place.

Code of the Burned [FULL]

I might go ahead and have Condor start the distraction plan into play rather than waiting for Birdseed to do it. Poor girl seems to have frozen up just at the wrong moment.

The Echo Game! Something Different! Always Recruiting! Exclamation Marks!

Good! Bloody teenagers don't know how good they have it!