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I guess my comfort zone is "eccentric side character."

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In Animal Army 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
"Hey there, boys, how's everybody doing today?" Shemp announced as the elevator opened and every head in the room turned toward them. Someone went for his gun but Shemp just held up his hands and tried to smile disarmingly. "Hey, there, whoa, whoa, whoa, no need for that. You all heard Vlad over the intercom, you all know what's up. If you want to interfere with an official experiment, be my guest." This seemed ti give them pause, so Shemp decided to press his luck. Stepping out of the elevator,gesturing toward the flag that Roxy held, he said, "I've decided, using excellent tactical sense, that this is the best room for our flag. We're not even going to be in here, we're going to be out there." He pointed out the security glass window to the hallway, the single hallway, that led to this station. "Specifically me. I'm going to be right out there, in full view of this lovely window, taking all challengers. You let us do this and you, my friends, will probably be witness to this facilities first ever experiment duke-a-roo. Now doesn't that sound like a good time?" The guy that had gone for his gun slowly took his hand off it and nodded toward the flag. Shemp smile. "I knew you guys were eager for that sort of entertainment. A few of you probably took this job anticipating exactly this. So before we run off, Roxy? Plant that flag right in the middle of the room. If someone make it past me, or beats me silly, you guy can just hand that off as soon as someone knocks. Moneybags, would you find a way to shut this elevator off for a bit and take a looksee at these, what I'm guessing are, security cameras to see what our opponents are up to? After that, we can ring up Vlad, tell him Team A is good to go, and then we will be out of your hair."
In Animal Army 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
well, thats the difference between you and me, I'm booksmart and your street smart. oliver said,licking his paw a bit he heard shemp say something about having no father. pretty much everyone here was separated from there families somehow he said a bit casually,
nerminator
Roxy pushed the button to the elevator. "Shemp you might have gotten lucky knowing your father. He could have been a complete asshole. But if you really want one you can have mine."
KatherinWinter
As the elevator descends it looks very much like Shemp is considering it. But then he shakes his hand in front of him dismissively. "Nahhhh, everything I've ever had has been second hand. If I'm gonna get something important like that, I want it new."
Name: Lily Carnation Age: 30 Gender: Dame Race/species: Human Description: A tall woman, just over 6 feet, with pale skin and long red hair that falls wildly down to the small of her back. Usually seen wearing practical, dark clothing, except for a white, but usually stained with something, doctors coat. Always has some sort of flower weaved into the mess that is her hair. Personality: An awkward woman around things that aren't corpses or plants, she would prefer to spend all her time in the relative safety of the morgue. Because of how often she has to leave to deal with problem though, she has the worried, put upon temperament of someone who wants no trouble yet inevitably gets dragged into some. She doesn't do empathy very well, and has no sense whether or not something is appropriate to say. She becomes extremely animated when one of her interests is presented to her, and latches onto it with gusto and never lets go. Powers/abilities: Lily has been able to talk to plants ever since she was a young girl. This has been a boon to both her job and keeping her safe from a few of the more violent plant varieties of Pyrrhic. Skills: Lily works as a coroner in the city morgue. Point her at a body and she'll be able to tell you how, when, and why that person died. As a hobby, she also practices chemistry and botany which allows her to craft special bullets. She's not quite a crack shot, but she can do pretty well for herself in a gun battle. Other: In a city like Pyrrhic just because you put a stiff on a slab is no guarantee that it'll stay there. Corpses get up and walk out of the morgue on a regular basis, and Lily just can not be having with that. When that happens she packs up her things, puts her guns in her pockets, and sets out into the city after it. She has involved herself in more than a few strange cases as she follows that trail of a renegade corpse off to finish some earthly business, but she always gets her body in then end. Usually after foiling some shady plot. Since you can't just bring a zombie down with small arms fire she employs special bullets containing seeds for a plant called Creeper. Creeper is an incredibly virulent parasitic plant. Though it takes a while for it to grow in a living being, long enough that the person can get it surgically of magically removed, Creeper grows very quickly in corpses walking or otherwise and will devour a zombie in no time at all, leaving only a bed of beautiful multicolored flowers. She carries a separate gun specially for firing these bullets she calls The Sprouter.
Name: Lily Carnation Age: 30 Gender: Dame Race/species: Human Description: A tall woman, just over 6 feet, with pale skin and long red hair that falls wildly down to the small of her back. Usually seen wearing practical, dark clothing, except for a white, but usually stained with something, doctors coat. Always has some sort of flower weaved into the mess that is her hair. Personality: An awkward woman around things that aren't corpses or plants, she would prefer to spend all her time in the relative safety of the morgue. Because of how often she has to leave to deal with problem though, she has the worried, put upon temperament of someone who wants no trouble yet inevitably gets dragged into some. She doesn't do empathy very well, and has no sense whether or not something is appropriate to say. She becomes extremely animated when one of her interests is presented to her, and latches onto it with gusto and never lets go. Powers/abilities: Lily has been able to talk to plants ever since she was a young girl. This has been a boon to both her job and keeping her safe from a few of the more violent plant varieties of Pyrrhic. Skills: Lily works as a coroner in the city morgue. Point her at a body and she'll be able to tell you how, when, and why that person died. As a hobby, she also practices chemistry and botany which allows her to craft special bullets. She's not quite a crack shot, but she can do pretty well for herself in a gun battle. Other: In a city like Pyrrhic just because you put a stiff on a slab is no guarantee that it'll stay there. Corpses get up and walk out of the morgue on a regular basis, and Lily just can not be having with that. When that happens she packs up her things, puts her guns in her pockets, and sets out into the city after it. She has involved herself in more than a few strange cases as she follows that trail of a renegade corpse off to finish some earthly business, but she always gets her body in then end. Usually after foiling some shady plot. Since you can't just bring a zombie down with small arms fire she employs special bullets containing seeds for a plant called Creeper. Creeper is an incredibly virulent parasitic plant. Though it takes a while for it to grow in a living being, long enough that the person can get it surgically of magically removed, Creeper grows very quickly in corpses walking or otherwise and will devour a zombie in no time at all, leaving only a bed of beautiful multicolored flowers. She carries a separate gun specially for firing these bullets she calls The Sprouter.
As the fight begins in earnest a funky Spanish guitar riff starts to play, the notes of the song emphasizing both parties movements perfectly. It's coming from this weird dude that no one heard walk up. He's flicking a dagger.
In Animal Army 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
"I didn't have a dad." Shemp shared.
In Animal Army 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
> > **also zain might not go into the security office because of the officers, its the perfect spot!** oliver said happily, licking his paw in a corner, > > "Fine!" Roxy threw her hands up in surrender. "Come on I'll show you the way. But you two need to decide who's standing guard and who's coming with me." she stormed down the hall mumbling under her breath about men and stupidity. "I asked where you would set up." Shemp calls out, following her. "And we already decided I'm guarding, so, like, try to keep up."
Yeah, interest.
In Animal Army 11 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
"No, but they threw a basketball at me so they at least have a sense of humor. But, fine, you seem like you been here longer than the rest of us. Where would you set up?"
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