Goldmarble

Urban Apocalypse [Sheets]

Name:

Gord Bayfield

Age:

56

Appearance;

A broad, burly man well into his middle age, his salt and pepper hair leading to a grizzled beard of greying-silver. Often has a stern appearance, and has more than a few scars from his work, and trying to keep his Neighborhood peaceful.

Equipment:

1x VZ. 58 Assault Rifle, select fire capable. 7.62x39mm. 6 spare magazines, 30 round capacity in a chest rig.

1x Light Tank, self made. Aluminum hull with Perforated Ultra-High Hardness Steel plate armor. 14.5x114mm resistant on all sides, except top and bottom. Armed with a 20mm semi-automatic cannon, magazine fed from 10 round magazines, 6 magazines carried, room for more. Coaxially mounted is an M240, 7.62x51mm machinegun, loaded with 200 round belts. Two spare cans of 200 rounds are carried for a total of 600 rounds. Powered by a 3.0L V6 Turbo 245hp diesel driving an electric transmission with a pair of high torque, water cooled electric motors to the rear drive sprockets. Also has a battery pack that provides up to 5 minutes of top speed driving for a "stealth" mode, 15 minutes at cruise speed of 30 mph. Top speed is 70 mph, 400mm (15.75 inches) of suspension travel. Weight is 8.7 tons.

Light Tank

Front, 3/4s


Rear 3/4s


Side, Profile


Front detail. Lighting is LED, with IR-LED mixed in for use with active night vision.

Bio:

Born and raised in Baltimore, his family having lived in the same house in the Kresson neighborhood since his grandfather built the house they moved into. His own daughter and son having grown and left the generational home. In Gord, Kresson found a man devoted to his neighborhood as his father before him. Working in the Laz Point Armored Vehicles production facility, as his father did, he learned how to make light armored vehicles, as the response to the growing violence in America forced the hands of Police to buy more armored vehicles. When his good friend Ira Wolstrum, an engineer at the facility had an idea to make something a bit more radical, Gord got in on the project.

Hi guys

Kuro! How goes?!

Need help with my paranoia.

Meditation?

Get exercise?

No idea otherwise. My doctor prescribed me zopiclone, and it seems to work well for me.

2014 World Cup thread

August 2014: Brazil tears itself apart in Civil War.

The jokes are true

At the core of most urban legends, there is a nugget of truth.

This unfortunately is not an urban legend. The nugget of truth is our stories themselves, which are the least disgusting nuggets that spawn from the wretched, depraved, vile wasteland that is, 1x1.

Tell me, do I still look like I'm going to kill you?

Walker of Darkness said
[2] People need to stop mentioning this word.

And here I heard you have cute dimples!

Look outside, see this on your window

Appears to be a Mud Dauber Wasp. They like to feed spiders to their young, but are otherwise considered not very aggressive.

If word of this treachery gets back to the spider population within my house....remember me. I may not live to see the sun rise.

Look outside, see this on your window

idlehands said
Kill it and hang it's corpse in the window as a warning to other wasps.

I trapped it and let it loose outside.

I made a deal with it: for it's life, it protects the yard from mosquitoes.

I think I interpreted its antenna waggling as a yes, but I'm not sure which species it is, so it might have been telling me that it will send it's children after my scrotum.

I think it's a 50:50 chance, either or.

Look outside, see this on your window

Realize it's on the inside.


Fuck.

Someone's gonna die

ImANargleHunter said
My sister does that to me all the time just so I can't watch anything. >:[

Intentionally?