Goldmarble

Which Spammer would win in a Fight?

Drakel - 17 (+1)
Queen Raidne - 17
BrobyDDark - 15
Natsumehack - 16
Jorick - 13 (-2)

Stuck up Spam

mdk said
so what you're saying is it does more damage

In real life? Mathmatically, yes. Slightly.

Could a doctor tell the difference in victims? I sincerely fucking doubt it.

Which Spammer would win in a Fight?

Drakel said
Drakel - 18Queen Raidne - 21BrobyDDark - 20Natsumehack - 18Jorick - 21Other than giving queen some life, I'm just going to this until this match is over... not right for me to play something I'm in lol.

Yeah, after looking at how the last match played out, I think I should have been more underhanded and....you know....helped myself. But...I'm too honorable and Canadian for that shit :P

Stuck up Spam

mdk said
wait so an SKS isn't better than an AK47 for headshots?

Well, an SKS is generally...slightly more precise than an AK, and it has a 20" barrel vs the AKM's 16", which will give it a shred more velocity and energy at all ranges so....Yes, it is? In the most technical means anyways....

Which Spammer would win in a Fight?

Welll, that was one Hell of a brawl. Squee having chosen to sit on the sidelines and waited to see the victor rise from the blooded fields of battle, as Goldmarble and Seravee, each clinging defiantly to the bitter end, trading punishing blows. There was no surprise here folks, this was a straight up battle of attrition that left Goldmarble on one knee, and Seravee facedown on the ground. Looking up, Goldmarble saw Squee rise from her lounging chair, pepsi in hand, only to finish him in one, final strike. The match is won, The Lady Squee reigns victorious upon these hallowed fields of battle.

Thank you for watching, Spam's Arena Combat.

Which Spammer would win in a Fight?

I get the feeling I insulted Nex at some point and he holds grudges...or he wants a mud wrestling match between Seravee and Squee.

Not sure which.

Who would surive a spam zombie outbreak.

I live on an island. I will grab one of the ferries, some top soil, seeds, and shit. Make a de-salination device, and be fine as fuck. I'll probably end up with a wicked tan.

Which Spammer would win in a Fight?

So far in this five way brawl:

It looks like Goldmarble and Seravee recognized the threat posed by the unfortunate military cripple, and using team work (and some cheap shots at his weak knees), knocked him out of the fight early. Meanwhile, Squee and Nargle got into a row, Squee using her age and experience to counter the youngest of the combatants quick and wiry build. At the point, it looks as though Squee has Nargle on the ropes, waiting to deal the finishing blow.

However, the early partnership between Seravee and Gold quickly broke down once MDK was out of the way, leading to a brawl of massive proportions, with Goldmarble slowly seems to be gaining the edge over the brutal Femme Fatale.

At this point in the all out war, it seems the question that remains to be answered is; when Squee brings down Nargle, who will she back of the remaining two combatants? Will she help Seravee turn the tide on Goldmarble and hope to have an easy victory over her weakened opponent? Will she pull no punches and help Goldmarble out to have a no holds barred brawl to the death? Or will she sit back, pop a beer and wait for the remaining two to wear each other out for a hopefully easy victory?

At this point in the match, the answer is uncertain.

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Shit. Late...Sorry Nargle.

Stuck up Spam

Cars. I cannot RP a genre I would love to, because...every, single, moronic, worthless, pathetic sack of shit other player who likes to RP games around cars as well? Think Need For Speed or some other terrible fucking game is the perfect fucking reference for how cars work.

Newsflash you brain dead, blithering, repulsively stupid sacks of festering pus: THEY ARE NO WHERE CLOSE!

So stop trying to explain shit you don't have the first distant goddamn clue about! Christ, take an 8th grade mechanics class and figure it out!

.....
Is that enough snobbishness for ya?

Which Spammer would win in a Fight?

Seravee - 22
Lady Squee - 26
Goldmarble - 30
mdk - 4(-2)
ImANargleHunter - 18 (+2)

Gotta be fair and respect my fellow Canadian.