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2 yrs ago
Current God Bless the USA! Happy 4th Everyone! (though admittedly a day late)
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2 yrs ago
Oh yay-- the status bar has turned into Twitter again... My favorite.
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2 yrs ago
Damn dude-- don't remind me what's been taken from us.... I seriously miss that game.
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2 yrs ago
Imagine not using maple syrup to sweeten your coffee.
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3 yrs ago
AFTER MUCH TIME-- LIFE RELEASES MINE GONADS FROM ITS CRUEL VICE...... YA BOI RETURNS!
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Logging On....

Welcome to Thalam
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You have been tasked with slaying 5 Slimes and returning their slime jellies to Tu Tauri Al. Upon completion, players will be awarded: 25 Experience and 35 copper.


Finally! After what felt like hours stuck in loading screen limbo-- BLITZ KRIEGER could finally show the world the power of SUPERIOR GERMAN SPELLCASTING. Raising what he had thought to be his staff to the heavens with his absolutely chiseled GERMAN musculature, he found things were not as they should have been... "DIE ARSCHMADE!!!" roared an uncharacteristically thick accent from the nearly effeminate form that Blitz most certain DID NOT FUCKING DESIGN; and furthermore-- THIS WAS A WARRIOR. HE DESIGNED A MAGE!!! "SCHIZA!! ZIS FUCKINK GAME DIDN'T SAVE MIEN FUCKINK SETTINGS!!!"

Quest FAILED!


As the HUD mercilessly added insult to injury, the proud GERMAN warrior felt a blood vessel in his eye burst as pure, unbridled rage coursed through his veins. It wasn't enough that he got in late. It wasn't enough that his settings didn't save... But this KUHSCHEIßE??? How the fuck could he automatically FAIL the first quest????

He wanted to hack something to pieces. And he was going to do just that.

"MOVE! GET OUT OF MIEN WAY!" he roared, barreling through any players that stood between him, and the slimy little punching bags that awaited him outside of town.
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In Hivemind 4 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
To deal with the larger threats being drawn in by the bushes-- better means to combat these creatures must be adapted.

Begin work on 'super warriors'.

Suggestion; ability to enter a metamorphic chrysalis state should be integrated into warrior genes.

Warriors that survive numerous battles, and are proven to have better cognitive skill than their peers are to undergo metamorphosis ASAP.

After first generation of super warriors, warrior caste is to be periodically evaluated for drones suitable for promotion.

Super warriors are to be as enlarged as possible.

Armor on super warriors is to be made as strong as possible.

Poison in super warriors should be as potent as possible.

Strength is to be extremely overhauled

Cognitive functions of super warriors are also to be enhanced.

Princes will be generals, whereas super warriors would function as commanders.

Possibility for multiple 'promotion' tiers to be explored.

All warriors are to develop ability to spray venom at foes.

Venom should turn acidic upon contact with air.

In Hivemind 4 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Begin attempts to generate princes capable of breeding with female beetles.

Beetles are to be assimilated into hivemind, that we may find greater use for their abilities.

Assess current hive roster, eggs, and resources.

Plant more berry bushes leading east of the main hive.

Check findings from exploration team.
In Hivemind 4 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
New plan devised.

Emaciate a small number of drones. Ensure beetles only encounter emaciated drones from now on.

Bait beetles into committing for full assault.

Once beetles are too far in to withdraw, collapse on them with EVERYTHING, and allow none to escape. (This includes launching assaults on the stolen forts)

Large beetles are to be prioritized for capture, normal beetles may be captured if situations allow. Capturing beetles with the sticky goo produced by workers should prove effective.

All is to be overseen by princes.
In Hivemind 4 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Proposal; produce prince subspecies outfitted with glands producing neurotoxic agents.

Neurotoxins are to place captured beetles into a more docile and suggestible state to better facilitate study.

Means to keep limbless captives alive during study should also be looked into.
In Hivemind 4 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Begin tunneling under known defensive positions being taken up by beetles.

Teams of warriors are to burst up from beneath the beetles before dragging them under and to their deaths. All offensives are to be overseen by Princes augmented with warrior-like traits.

Suggestion: perhaps a small, powerful pincer of the front most leg of warriors would allow them to tear away beetle shells.

Increase overall strength of warrior drones.

Study how beetles manage to remain unaffected by rain.
In Hivemind 4 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Above ground structures likely to draw attention to hive.

Counter-proposal:

Plant more berry bushes around hive before beginning above ground expanion.
In Hivemind 4 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Use previously gathered river stones to set up better drainage within the hive.
In Hivemind 4 yrs ago Forum: Free Roleplay
Send detatchment of drones, warriors, and a prince to explore east of secondary hive. Identify any potential threats, resources, or other things of interest.

Prioritize further cognitive enhancement of princes.
I dont think so.
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