You forgot:
-Make a very long, detailed post on something in off topic for Gwazi to read and then post a similiar, much longer but not as well worded piece that ends up being compared to the video below.

Nebulous said
Specifically because she was pregnant? And if so would it limit her practically in the RP? For example if combat was a major element.
genghismike said
You think that's sad, at least they're thinking with the right head.You should see those weirdo's who pay for cuddles. Da fuq?
Hank said
Did it ever occur to you that girls also want sexual stimulation without having to deal with other people?
mdk said
I thought you were out of cycles.