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10 yrs ago
Current When wisdom teeth removal puts you on a liquid-only diet, you sure do notice more conversations about food than normal.
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10 yrs ago
"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Thomas Sowell
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10 yrs ago
Am I the only person on the planet that doesn't like Yum Yum Sauce?
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10 yrs ago
Tfw you remember Fallout 4 releases Automatron this month.
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10 yrs ago
Those people who actually post their status in status updates are a part of a very small minority. One that I'm not a part of.
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*Trembles and begins to eat the orange*


*Walks over to another crate, opens it enough to put my hand inside and pulls out a loaf of bread before closing it and walking back over to you and offering it up as well*
Poor thing.
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*Nods slowly at first, and then more quickly*


Okay.
*Gently and slowly lowers you to your feet*
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*With shaking hands, peels the orange as fast as I can*


If I put you down, will you be good and not try to run off?
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*Looks at the orange and then back to you*


*Motions with my other hand to go ahead*
You better eat that before I do if you’re hungry.
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...
*Gingerly reaches for the orange*


*Lets you take it and turns to the other man*
Take that stuff on up to the doc and let the captain know.
Man: *Nods and runs upstairs with a massive crate in tow, almost effortlessly*
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*Gets up as fast as I can to run away*


*Grabs you by the back of your shirt and picks you up into the air by it*
Now now. No one’s gonna hurt ya, as long as ya don’t hurt no one else and calm down.
...
*Looks around and picks up a dropped orange and holds it out toward you*
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*Scrambles away on my knees*


*Looks over and sees you*
Weeeell. What have we here.
*Walks up to you slowly and kneels down next to you*
Just how long have you been hiding out down here, girly?
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*Ducks behind a set of crates*


You go get the medical crap. I’ll get some fruit.
Man: You’re just going to-
*You hear a very audible smack*
Okay, okay!
*Walks quickly over to the other end of the room*
-*Walks over to some wooden crates next to you and flips the lid off, knocking a couple of various citrus fruits to the floor near me and you*
Son of a...
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*Looks for food*


*The door at the top of the stairs to the main deck slams open, and I descend the stairs with another man beside me*
Absolutely ridiculous! You’re telling me we couldn't get even one?
Man: It’s pathetic. And I’m including us in that too.
*Stops at the bottom of the stairs and looks around*
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*Balls up closely in the corner*


*Eventually things go quiet, and the only thing noticeable is the continuous rocking of the ship. Everything else is silent*
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