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10 yrs ago
Current When wisdom teeth removal puts you on a liquid-only diet, you sure do notice more conversations about food than normal.
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10 yrs ago
"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Thomas Sowell
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10 yrs ago
Am I the only person on the planet that doesn't like Yum Yum Sauce?
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10 yrs ago
Tfw you remember Fallout 4 releases Automatron this month.
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10 yrs ago
Those people who actually post their status in status updates are a part of a very small minority. One that I'm not a part of.
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I don't think I can even get sick. My biology hasn't been the same for a long time. *My skin suddenly shifts, and an indentation appears in my side that reaches as far as your foot; I roll to the side and blast up into the air, spinning rapidly, and as I spin, ultra-thin sheets of energy that can pierce fling at you with every half-turn* Okay, wait, getting sick now! *Screeches to a stop and sticks out my tongue*


*Makes a face of disappointment*
Seriously, dude?
*Jets down toward the earth and slams into it, sending the rubble from the previous move into the air. I neutralize the energy near me with one swing of my arm, and simultaneously the rubble drastically heats up, becomes molten, and starts spiraling at great speeds through the air around you, hitting you rhythmically, frequently, and intensely*
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*I give a little pout and then dance around them as I cough, the shockwaves getting stronger with every one of your blows as I attempt to dart out of your eyesight and back into a space where I can bend reality*


*My position instantaneously shifts as I appear above you slamming my foot into your chest, and you into the ground, pinning you there*
You better not be sick. That's gross.
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*Grumbles when you hold the mouth open with your hands, grins when you hold it open with your legs and punch the air* Sick moves! *Starts hacking; all the kinetic energy in the air has funnelled down my mouth and I seem to have absorbed the blow; every time I cough, powerful shockwaves fill the air around you*


*Shields my face*
And it seems like you're just... Sick. Ew.
*Launches myself off to the side and sends more blows identical to the previous your way, some missing and shattering the ground beneath you*
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*Flips around as the implosion starts, blowing a trumpet into the epicentre, and a holographic set of teeth clamp around the implosion to compress it into a wormhole; I fall through and appear on the other side*
That was close, but there are things I can do without reality bending—
*Flies toward you, but on the way, I swipe one of my claws in your direction, and an ethereal mouth clamps around you, made of a chaotic energy that rips at whatever it touches*


*Grabs either end of the mouth with either hand and holds them wide open effortlessly, despite their being made of energy*
But is it enough to stand up to the best?
*Flips up and holds them open with my legs, then punches the air toward you, hitting you with an invisible blast of kinetic energy carried through the air at speeds previously unprecedented in the fight*
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There's more where that came from! *As soon as I notice the electricity, I summon an ethereal bass and immediately begin to pluck it, a deep bassline echoing through the area; though my body starts to fizzle, the electricity begins to flow toward either end of the base, crackling across it. Less and less electricity arcs between the beams, more of it flowing into the bass, until I suddenly point it up at you and shoot a beam of intense lightning at you before feeding the remaining electricity back into the energy beams to try and overload them*


*The electricity flows into my hands and is redistributed as energy throughout the cage, which then shoots lasers from each vertical beam at your feet and imploding massively at the point of impact*
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*Summons an ethereal drum that I bang; I take the first impact and stand my ground in the air; having felt the blast, the magic takes the next blast and scatters its force along a thick shell of molecules around me, redirecting the kinetic energy randomly so that it acts as heat instead, and though it is intense, I seem to be unaffected; I shoot up through the kinetic pulses and suddenly channel the heat in my body into an uppercut of great power*


*Blasts a great distance into the air from the blow before stabilizing, looking clearly unharmed despite taking the blow head on*
You put a lot into that one!
*Points my hands toward you, palms together and fingers pointed in your direction, and fires beams in an arch outward that curve toward the ground. Once the beams hit the ground, more beams form bisecting it, trapping you in an energy cage and locking spacial manipulation within it, and the entirety of the cage suddenly begins to generate electricity that arcs from one beam to another at such high frequencies that the entire area is filled with incredibly intense electricity*
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*I get blown back very fast but I slow myself down significantly, energy radiating away from me in random concussive waves*
*Grins* Oh, that hurt.
*I shake myself off and dash toward you in the air with an outstretched fist, waiting to see what you'll do when I get close*


*Crosses my arms and looks down at you, unleashing a rhythmic series of kinetic pulses outward from myself that visibly compress the ground with each impact*
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