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10 yrs ago
Current When wisdom teeth removal puts you on a liquid-only diet, you sure do notice more conversations about food than normal.
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10 yrs ago
"When people get used to preferential treatment, equal treatment seems like discrimination." - Thomas Sowell
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10 yrs ago
Am I the only person on the planet that doesn't like Yum Yum Sauce?
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10 yrs ago
Tfw you remember Fallout 4 releases Automatron this month.
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10 yrs ago
Those people who actually post their status in status updates are a part of a very small minority. One that I'm not a part of.
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Maybe if you sleep on it a while, something will come to ya.


Who knows if the voices in my head will let me sleep/? Because I definitely have them now. I wonder if this qualifies me as officially crazy...
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About your situation with the uninvited guest.


Oh, pff.
*Waves it off*
I have no clue. It all practically just happened so I haven't even had time to think about it. Probably something I'll regret.
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Well, do you have an idea for what you’re gonna do?


What I'm going to do?
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Depending on how hard you work, it’s a quick and easy way to get the calories you need to knock it out of the park.


Calories, absolutely, but not all the other good stuff that really optimizes it.
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Not a fan? That’s okay, it’s not for everyone.


It’s good for sure. But it’s not an optimal diet for workout performance.
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What can I say, I like ‘em sweet! It gets the job done though!


Listen. I don’t even usually drink, but I really try and avoid immense sugar.
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Oh! Do you wanna try this one? I get it all the time.


That’s more of a desert, isn’t it? Looks like a liquefied heart attack.
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Gooot it. That’s not something a little surgery could fix.


Not any operation I know of. But a few drinks keeps him nice and suppressed without me going too far so it’s nice and quiet.
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And the other guy? Where’s he at?


The one inside me? I dunno, in my brain, in my very soul? Somewhere internal.
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But I don’t imagine that worked out too well for him.


Not for either of us. Except we're both still alive, so I guess that counts for something.
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