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2 yrs ago
Current I remember when I used to be into nostalgia.
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9 yrs ago
The sun is shining, the birds are singing, there's a few white fluffy clouds in the sky. I am closing the curtains and going back to bed.
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9 yrs ago
"What kind of solicitor doesn't have sweets on their desk?!"
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9 yrs ago
"His multiphasic torpedo will penetrate your rift / and cause a quantum singularity in your transwarp conduit!"
9 yrs ago
"You make a pretty good sheep."

Bio

I live somewhere in the wilds of East London with a couple of friends, a pet rat and a collection of RPG books that is slowly consuming our house. I've suggested possibly getting rid of some of them, but it's pretty much got to the point where the books are the only thing keeping the building upright and if I move any of them the whole thing could come crashing down.

In terms of games - well, I'll consider anything, except that. As can probably be gathered from my posts, I find myself generally playing characters that let me bit a little bit light-hearted. I am reasonably certain that I can play serious characters, but I know that getting to post things which makes me chuckle as I write them keeps me far more engaged. I like fandom-y things (because I can't, apparently, still get enough Undertale, Adventure Time and various Nintendo stuff, good job brain), and non-fandom-y things, and will one day get around to rebooting a RP I'd made on here seven years ago.

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Quina Quen

Level: 1
Day/Time: Day 1
Location: Lost Somewhere In Square-Enix Kingdom - Tetris Castle Reception
Interactions: @Gentlemanvaultboy


Quina watched the fish intently. They were fat, well-fed things, lazily drifting through the clear water and blissfully unaware that the strange-looking figure which loomed over the waters would be their downfall. The only thing holding Quina back was wondering which type of fish should be eaten - the gold and black scaled ones were certainly the largest and easiest to catch, but the smaller, silver ones would no doubt have their own charms in terms of flavour. This conundrum consumed Quina for nearly two full minutes, before the obvious solution presented itself.

"Both!"

A few moments later, Quina was up to his/her waist in water, desperately trying to snatch up the fish. The fish, now startled by the presence of their would-be predator, gracefully darted about, avoiding the rather clumsy attempts to drag them out of the water and into Quina's mouth. The battle betwen predator and prey had never looked quite so uncoordinated as Quina flailed about in the once still, calm water. By chance rather than by design, Quina had managed to seperate out of one the fatter, slower fish from the group and, cornering it, lunged down to snatch it.

The fish squirmed and fought with all it had, but once it was held out of the water, the fight was clearly over. It wriggled around in Quina's hands, desperate to return to the safety of the water, rather than face the stomach of the strange creature that so rudely invaded it's territory.

"Hey! You! Get out of the pond!"

Quina turned to look at the three armed men who fought their way through the crowd that had gathered to watch the commotion. In this quiet little town, it was a relatively rare sight to see somebody clamber into the decorative pond in the middle of the marketplace. The captured fish, perhaps sensing that this was the moment to escaped, wriggled and squimed with renewed vigour, slipping free of Quina's grasp and returning to it's brothers and sisters in the pond with a loud splash. By the time the three guards reached the edge of the pond, they were faced with a conundrum - while they all agreed that Quina should get out of the pond, none of them seemed particularly willing to clamber into the pond to get him, or her, or whatever Quina was out of it.

The little cloud appeared above Quina, dragging his/her attention away from the three guards and to the equally little creature that emerged from the happy looking cloud. Lakitu gingerly held the letter out, trying his best to strike a balance between his responsibility for seeing the message delivered and his desire not to be eaten. The unluckiest of the three guards, having been singled out for the duty of trying to drag Quina out of the pond, was busily unfastening his breastplate, removing his shoes and desperately hoping that some miracle would mean he didn't have to get into the pond. Quina, meanwhile, looked at the letter.

"Dear..."

Quina began to read the letter aloud.

"...Hero..."

There were a lot of words to read and, already, Quina was quite bored of the thing after the first two words. However, Quina did agree that Quina was indeed a hero, and seeing the word "yes" at the bottom of the letter, Quina touched it. The letter disappeared with a puff of smoke, causing the gathered crowd to gasp and, before they could catch their breath, Quina vanished as well.

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Dripping wet, Quina followed along behind the strange little orange thing, curious as to why it wanted to be followed in the first place until, finally, it arrived at the elevator, punshed in two numbers, did a little flip and seemed to disappear entirely. Quina waited patiently for a second, then decided to follow the example of the orange creature - punching in the same numbers and stepping through int-

"All of this for me! How kind!"

In that moment, there was nothing else - nobody in the room, no little orange thing that had to get out of the way, nothing else but the tables upon tables of food laid out and the desire to try it all. Quina almost knocked aside the little orange creature that had once held their attention so thoroughly in his/her desire to sit at the nearest table and,having grabbed a couple of the foodstuffs within easy reach, proceeded to eat. Bread rolls, fruit buns, roasted parsnips, handfuls of dried fruits, slices of cheese, steamed leeks, half a chicken and a handful of rice pudding quickly fell victim to Quina's hands and mouth.

Reaching out to take a piece of roasted ham, Quina paused and stared blankly at the large - to Quina's eyes, at least - white wolf that was eating the aforementioned ham. With one hand resting on the ham (and another busily scooping up more rice pudding from a nearby bowl), Quina very slowly wrapped their fingers around the ham.

"All this," Quina spoke quietly towards the wolf, "for me?"
Thanks, @Holy Soldier - I've posted my stuff up into the characters section, and shall re-read (and enjoy!) the posts in the IC section before making my first post!


Updated: Tuesday 4th April, 2017
Maybe you could do something like mention the color or side difference in the birds every now and then, just to remind us of what the characters look like. Not any fault of yours, were just forgetful is all, especially at the beginning of a roleplay.


That's a good point; I'll try to be a little clearer with each post about the differences between the species for folks reading it. It's ever so easy to forget sometimes that things which are very clear in your own mind (especially after you spend a while thinking about the species, and writing them up) aren't necessarily so clear for others. I'll aim to go a little heavier on the descriptions for the time being!

Thanks for the feedback!
Righty-o, here it is! I had a bit of trouble doing the Strengths, because I'm not really sure how "Blu Mag" should be handled - I ended up putting the ability to use it as a strength, and a particular spell - Pumpkin Head - as a General Ability. Any advice on how better to handle it would be welcomed, and obviously I'll tweak things around if there's a better (or established) system for doing magical-thingymajiggies.

My vague thoughts on the matter were that eating things grants temporary powers (rather than eating things to learn new skills), which are then used up, and Pumpkin Head represents a power that's stuck around. Obviously, I'm taking some liberties in how it works compared to the game, but I figured this way of doing things would fit in better with the tighter focus required for General Abilities (not having "three different abilities in one ability").

@HylozoistSure. That's awesome lol. I think Quina was one of the NPCs in the kitchen in the IC thread, but I can delete him. I don't remember. But yeah, go for it!


I was going to write that Quina's "current story" involves losing its job at Mama's after one too many unfortunate misunderstandings about licking the ingredients before cooking them.

Anyway, back to writing. Writing, writing, writing. Thank goodness for days off and pots of tea.

@Holy Soldier - thanks! I'll get working on a CS as quickly as I can, but on the off chance that somebody else mysteriously decides to play them before I get my sheet done, could I register my interest for Quina Quen from FFIX?

I mean, it's pretty unlikely that somebody else is going to do it, but you never know. It could happen.
Is there space for any more players?
Well, made my first IC post - this is my first time doing a Nation Roleplay, so I hope I've not messed things up too much. If there's anything I can change for next time that'd make it fit a little better with how folks do things in NRPs (I think that's what the cool kids call it), let me know!
Nona Bellicae
Community Chamber, MFAV Wings of Hope, 0945 Ship Time

The funeral choir finished up their song. There weren't any bodies to really dispose of, but we all went through the motions, each of the assembled determined to demonstrate their loyalty. If not to the ship, or to the mission, or even to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, then at least to protocol. It was protocol that kept the ship moving forwards, even in the face of terrible accidents.

Speaking of accidents.

Lune Omanix. made his way through the crowd, bobbing his head and excusing himself as he pushed his way through the knots of Orpil grieving, or plotting, it was sometimes hard to tell which. Judging by the jaunty little hops he took as he approached, he was struggling to contain his high spirits. As an assistant, this particular Nezzim left a lot to be desired. He was assigned to the ship to get him away from Ave-Orpil, and assigned as my assitant because the assistant of an assistant was unlikely to ever be in a position to cause much harm. I suppose a period of exile doesn't seem so terrible if you don't realise that's what it is.

"Congratulations," he begins, barely capable of standing still in front of me, "on your promotion. Oh, and mine too! Assistant to the Ministry Diplomat, even for a field promotion, that's not bad, not bad at all. Better quarters too, I'd guess."

Here was Lune, hopping about without a worry. In a room of respectful stillness, he was dancing. A few people were turning to look at him - at me, by extension - before going back to their own conversations. Even my sternest look does nothing to stop him wondering, out loud, about things like pay grades and expense accounts and access to Ministry secrets an-

I can't take it. I need to get out of there. I turn, I leave, and Lune follows, now gently gliding along behind me with wings outstretched. He provides his usual running commentary as we arrive at our quarters, I politely dip my head to those we pass, and in return they do the same. Protocol keeps us moving forwards, even in the face of terrible accidents.

The door snaps shut behind us. Sadly, it does not cut Lune in two. His incessant chatter continues, even as he clambers on to his perch and orders his terminal to connect to the ship network. With one talon gripping his perch, and the other wrapped about the odd little cylindrical thing that the Nezzim used to interact with the terminals, he just talked and talked and talked. I couldn't see what was on his terminal screen, but the glow of the display cast rippling patterns across his face. Was he just mindlessly scrolling through today's schedule?

If Lune had noticed that I was staring at him, he was at least polite enough to not say anything. I don't know what to say, and even if I did, there was no pause long enough in Lune's rambling to begin speaking. I went through my usual morning routine, settling down in front of my own terminal, flicking through documents, and then messages, with a flick of my head.

"Anything interesting?"

Was Lune watching me?

"I haven't forgiven you yet," I say, eyes studiously fixed on the terminal display.

Most of the messages are about the day-to-day business of the ship. Even though I know nothing about the details of how such a ship should be mintained, or how food is produced, or projected fuel consumption or any of that, I'm now kept in the loop. Presumably, as the Ministry Diplomat for the ship - one of many in the fleet operated by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs - I was expected to at least be told these sorts of things. There was a message from the Ministry itself, detailing the course of action we were to follow. Broadly speaking, the mission would still go ahead, even if we would be running late. Apologise, don't mention the change in Ministry Diplomat, ingratiate yourself to GFUN representatives, stress our commitment to joining, offer gifts, learn about the other members, establish an embassy, brief the staff and, most of all, enjoy your new role.

"-as far as I can tell, nobody else wanted those snacks, they'd be going to waste, I know it said Engineering Staff Only, but-"

Establish an embassy?

"-and in my defence, he started it, you spill a drink, you offer to buy a new one, that's plain courtesy, that is-"

None of us would be going back home.

"Are you even listening? I'm running out of stuff to apologise for here."

"I shall assume that your display during the Mourning Song was in there somewhere. You're forgiven. Now could you take down this message? It'll be going out to all of the Diplomatic Branch, so-"

"Yeah, yeah, no errors."

I gesture for my terminal to go into standby mode and, for a moment, see my own nervous looking reflection staring back at me from the display. My first official proclamation as a Ministry Diplomat. Formality was needed. Protocol keeps us moving forwards. It's not exile if you don't think of it that way.

"It is with great sadness that..."

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Rcpt: Diplomatic Branch ~ MFAV-WoH
Sndr: Ministry Diplomat Office ~ MFAV-WoH
Subj: A Change Of Course [Flag: Important]

It is with great sadness that I must assume the role of Ministry Diplomat aboard the Wings of Hope. The loss of Graffil and his associates weighs heavily upon us all, but our commitment to the needs of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and the Greater Orpil Flock is unwavering. Let us carry their memory in our chests and, following today's moving Mourning Song, let us honour these memories through correct and considered action.

With the passing of Graffil, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs has ordered a change of course for the Diplomatic Branch. Rather than simply acting as a delegate of negotiators, our new role is closer to Graffil's original vision. We are to establish a home amongst the Galactic Federation of United Nations as an embassy, conducting business and representing the interests of the Greater Orpil Flock to the wider galactic community. This bold gesture represents a significant step forward in Graffil's dream of full membership of the Galactic Federation and we at the Ministry Diplomat Office are truly thankful for the opportunity to continue his legacy.

After the Diplomatic Branch has been safely delivered, the Wings of Hope will set a course back to Ave-Orpil for repairs, refitting and renaming as the MFAV Memory of Graffil. I look forward to working alongside you in the coming years, establishing a new home for ourselves amongst the people of the Galactic Federation. An announcement regarding change to ship-clock time will follow, we assemble for departure at eleven-hundred tomorrow in Hangar Four. I look forward to meeting you all in person then in my capacity as Ministry Diplomat.

The Ministry Diplomat Office
Ministy of Foreign Affairs Vessel Wings of Hope
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Assistants 2nd Class Neru Monticum & Bali Encreada, Maintenance Branch
Hangar Four, MFAV Wings of Hope, 1215h Adjusted Ship Time

Two Orp work to take down the rather festive looking flags that had been arranged around the walls of Hangar Four. Their conversation is shouted across the huge empty space, with the shuttle long since departed and the festivities over, it was likely that the space would be used for storage on the return journey back to Ave-Orpil. Neither of the Orp seem to be in much of a hurry to get their work done.

"So then what happened? Nobody showed up?"

"Ah, no, no, some did, but word is that most of that branch resigned. After the message."

"Ha!"

His snorting sort of laugh echoed across the hangar.

"It's not that funny."

"Imagine, you got the shuttle, that'll take a hundred if it's a good mix, and this whole big space, all dressed up, and how many showed up?"

"Ten, I'd say. Twelve, if you count the new Ministry Diplomat and her assistant."

"Lune?"

"You mean that's the one that ate our lunch last week?"

"The very same."

"Maybe it is that funny."
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