Hyper Harlequin

MASKS- A New Generation

@Liliya
Part of what I was going for, ya ^~^

Also the idea that in a lot of movies you see the AI or the superintelligent alien or whathaveyou plug themselves into the internet and learn all this hot garbage about war and assumes that humanity is nothing but a warmongering race of hate and murder, when in reality the amount of porn out there far outweighs the amount of war.

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@Liliya
Riley's just trying to please you, Alex! You're so cruel ;~;

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@Liliya
BUT WHAT HAPPENS IF RILEY TRIES TO FUCK THE PIZZA DELIVERY MAN???

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@Raijinslayer
Too lazy and bogged down to properly roleplay the character atm ;~;
Her people live entirely underwater, huddling around volcanic hotspots at the ocean floor so they don't freeze to death in the frigid waters closer to the miles thick barrier of ice that is their planet's surface. And her people speak purely through controlled pheromones and bodily linguistics (hence bug-shark) so the translation process would be hellish. Even with their technological advancements, it wouldn't be a very relaxing vacation, all things considered.

EDIT: I just realized that of the total amount of visual media on Earth that Riley could learn from, porn is probably a huge percentage. Either you people need to keep her off the internet or her perception of human culture is going to get real weird, real fast.

That or keep the V-card on her 'Earth learning tablet'.

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@Ermine
"I concur. It's like bloodsport but without the messy blood!"

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@Grey
"You guys have painball on Earth too??"

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@Tengri
*While Network is getting super serious with the Doktor, Riley just comes up from the side and pokes him in the nose* "Boop!"

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@Grey
"I'd be able to offer a favor of equal value, maybe? My people have a reputation based economic policy."

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If Riley and Ian had a kid, would it be a demon alien bug? o~o

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@Grey
That's playing right into my hands ^~^