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When my friend and I were like 12 or 13, we were making me an account for my PS3. His username on his was Milk that Cow.

I thought it would be funny to make my username I Own Cows. So we could tell people that I owned the cows and he milked them. Then we never played any games together. Like ever. Never got to actually tell the joke. lol.

But I liked that the name was unique and didn't have any numbers in it. So, I kept using it and it stuck. So for like 20 years I've been answering the questions, "Do you really cows?" "How many cows?" "What kind of cows?" etc.

Sometimes I just roll with it and say that I own 42 cows just to see if anyone will catch the reference I'm making. lol
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When I was a little kid, we didn't really have much to do in my neighborhood. So my friends and I would have rock fights. We'd throw rocks at each other until someone gave up. We were forced to stop playing forever because the last time we played my head was cracked open by one of the rocks. Ended up bleeding all over the place. lol. Had to get rushed to the hospital, only to find out that it was actually a very small wound. Turns out head wounds, big or small, just happen to bleed...a lot.

Think I was like 12 or 13. Kids are dumb. lol. Or at least I was
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Ah crap, Frengo is here. Now I have try harder in the IC!

Good to see you though. Hopefully this time we actually get to RP together. And as always, the nicknames you come up with are on point. haha
I don't want to sound impatient or anything like that, but it's almost been a week. Don't think they plan on joining us.
We could always go without them.
Yeah, everyone just kinda fled. Not sure what happened.
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