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5 yrs ago
Current I haven't updated this in over 7 years.
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11 yrs ago
I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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11 yrs ago
Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
11 yrs ago
Free used couch. Only has three legs and missing one cushion, stains minimal. Please pick up from the curb.

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+18 only, I check IDs

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"This generic rohypnol better work."
I think that's the longest post I've seen from you, KB.
I'm sorry. I naturally have a filthy sense of humor and I try to hold that in check here on the boards.
I had a comment involving Arby's but I'll refrain.
I think that's very sweet, Zacharius and I don't think it sounds fake. Attraction to an entire person, their physical as well as their personality is what most people will think about. But I think what Turt wants is just the most base, superficial attraction, what catches our eye about a person's physical form. We don't know who they are or what they're like but that certain body type or part commands our saliva glands to turn on.

For myself, I like beefy men. Not gym rats, I don't really dig the body builder type but I like natural muscle. Muscle built from hard work and play, especially those with a nice layer of chub on the outside. I love men with nice body hair, not Sasquatch and sure as hell not waxed. I prefer lighter skin with dark hair and colored eyes, but brown eyes are good too (since my husband has those). Hair length doesn't matter as long as it looks good on him and I'm partial to a good facial hair, especially nice beards.

For specifics I have a thing for men's forearms, at least some hard muscle tone with nice hair on it. Unnf. Legs too, like soccer or rugby player legs. I could go on but I'd better stop.

For women, a pretty face is probably the biggest seller but I'm not really sexually attracted to other females.
Awson said And it's real shitty when it was me possibly offending fat chicks. Spotlight on me being negative. I can't handle that.

But actually, this little pocket of 3 hours (including the one about to end) is usually pretty dead. This isn't anything new.

EDIT: pls post again

EDIT 2: pls


I don't see where...
9/10

I think it's funny, either ironically or not.
Turtlicious said
A Fursona is something you have when you're into jackin' it to animals. Apparently you're supposed to be proud of it or something? You know, because beastiality is misunderstood art.HTH


Awson said
Most things, really.


We know.
lol omg randomness

I'll tell you what isn't a pet peeve, avatars that match up to personality/posts perfectly. Dat snarling turtle.
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