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erikhDerp said
PFFFT
I HAVE MY FREE RP'S FULL OF 'ILETARET' POSTS!
...*sigh*
I should really move back to Casual, but the rent is too expensive there
Are you surprised? Go back to casual, you lazy fuck. One sentence RPs are for grade school kids.
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I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
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Are you surprised? Go back to casual, you lazy fuck. One sentence RPs are for grade school kids.
Dervish said But I got my zombie shotgun ready and everything. :[
You'll get your chance. Just switch the setting from zombie to tard.
KB said Well, it's not like 'giant' is some fixed value of size that has to relate to things being as tall as buildings
I would describe 15 inches as 'giant' for a human male
That is giant, good lord. At least you'd have a future in the sexy time movies.
Derp said Erect or non erect?
Why is this even a question? Erect is all that matters.
Beatrix said When I saw the title, I thought it was some penis enlargement thing
That would have been more entertaining.
I kept my wisdom teeth and made a necklace out of them. To warn my other teeth to stay in their place.
Have you ever wanted to buy a game but were embrassed to let your friends see you play it so you didn't buy it and missed out? Or you bought it off Steam and hid your shame?
That's because Spam is in it's death throes and can't be arsed to fuck with noobs.
Live your life the way you want to, I'm so glad your brother turned out to be supportive, that's really great.
I'm going to refrain from commenting about your dad because it's nothing that hasn't been said and it's mostly evil thoughts.
I'm going to refrain from commenting about your dad because it's nothing that hasn't been said and it's mostly evil thoughts.
Dervish said
I would say low jab, but right now Spam is like turning down the back alley of some city and encountering a bunch of homeless people bashing their dicks against the wall until nothing but a bloody smear remains.
Thanks for that image, gatekeeper. :D
Ah shit. Mix tapes were so awesome. I remember being so jealous of a friend of mine who had a double tape deck stereo and could record straight from tape to tape. I also still have my mix tapes I made off favorite songs off the radio. I listened to them so much that to this day there are certain songs I hear and for a split second I'll expect to hear the one that followed it on the tape.
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