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erikhLucian said Nobody is as hilarious and fantastic as they think they are when they're drunk.
Drago's pretty hilarious and fantastic when he's drunk.
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Drago's pretty hilarious and fantastic when he's drunk.
Lucian said And to think you could be covering the best part.
I have a feeling there is a long line for that.
Squee said I don't get it. What's the best part?
C'mon, Squee. Use your head...or Jero's rather.
I have a hat for mine. I mean, it's no bow but...
You're covering the best part.
Squee said He actually invited us over for a drink earlier today. I think he's decent enough, but still.
Like any situation, be polite but not overly trusting. That's a good sign probably, at least he's social and not just watching you from the blinds. And he could be just a fan of Orange is the New Black?
Squee said Comment. :D
Be friendly but don't make friends until you know more about him. Invest in a good alarm system/big mean dog just in case he's got ill intent and have some beer handy in the fridge just in case he's actually cool.
Mike said O.o does it have to be sparkly?
Yes. And tiny little bells. I want to hear the jingle jangle, bby.
Derp said I...I have a confession.
I got home safely.
*Sob* I'm so ashamed.
Broby said Man, you must've been so fucked up that you raised your voice just a little above the usual volume and didn't apologize afterwards!
If so, that's hardcore.
They probably had to call the local constubalry. I bet he even knocked over a dustbin, that hooligan.
Mike said It IS your birthday after all xD
Put a bow on it.
Mike said The context of the conversation makes this smiley look... kinky.
Considering it's my birthday thread, you'd be very correct in assuming the kinkiness of that reply.
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