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5 yrs ago
Current I haven't updated this in over 7 years.
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11 yrs ago
I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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11 yrs ago
Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
11 yrs ago
Free used couch. Only has three legs and missing one cushion, stains minimal. Please pick up from the curb.

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+18 only, I check IDs

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Lucian said
Firstly, Nat isn't a kid, so that just goes to show how silly it is to assume that any minor will be a shitposting dork. Also, ? How is it up to any of us to decide Spam's standards? That's the job of the Mods, not you.


Nat = bad poster. It's not about age, like I said. And it's the Mods job to watch out for things like vagina pictures. Members of Spam decide quality and as we've seen...it's pretty much dying.

But I will take Herzi's advice and go to bed. I just missed my favorite episode of Walker where he round house kicks someone.
Lucian said
I can't tell if you're thinking of somebody else, or of something that happened years ago or something. Please explain.It didn't take much to connect what was being said in the "Weirdest Picture" thread and you asking Teo for his age. Unless I read your response to Awson's suggestion to nazi-out all of the kids wrong. It seemed as if you were in favor of such an idea, judging by your response. Of course that was all relatively light-hearted. You were apparently already thinking along the lines of "spam should be kid-free" before asking Teo his age, and then Idle responded (predictably) pretty bitterly to the knowledge, which was the reason I addressed both of you. All I was saying is that I felt it would be a lot more productive to handle new people a bit less abrasively. You're the one who stated that I was in no position to say anything about the subject, which was kind of ridiculous, considering your reasons for looking at me that way are pretty much unfounded.EDIT: Oh whoops. Also, how does it help anyone to oust them from the site? Saying shit like, "It's your bedtime." completely demeans said persons potential value. I don't know Teo, but all I'm saying is that being unnecessarily dickish isn't helping anyone.


First of all, it's a joke because I'm obviously older than he is. I've had a little running joke about telling kids to go to bed for awhile. Do you really think I'm serious, I don't even know what time zone he's in.

Being dickish? Where have you been because pretty much Spam's always been this way. It's less of being a dick and more of seeing if someone can hang without getting butthurt. As silly as it sounds, you have to earn your place, it's not given to you. Even on an internet forum.

I have nothing personal against any of them, I hope they learn and stick around but if you want instant acceptance and super nice fun smiley times, go to the Member's Lounge.
It's not about being a kid-free place, far from it. It's about having some standards. One Nat is enough. Every wonder why Spam is so quiet these days?
Well, that changes nothing.
Lucian said
I'll monitor you're hall.


I'm not Nex so I won't grammar Nazi you, but don't lecture me. These kids need to learn, we're trying to help them not enable them.
This thread needs to die. And those shitty pics and gifs along with it.
I can't do it, not even for Squee.
Lucian said
Don't worry, that's roundabout the minimum age when there was one, but I'd like to take a moment to remind everyone, (Trips, Idle, looking at you) That the spam community can be overly protective and really picky about who it allows to integrate with it. Don't take this personally, kid, it happens to everyone, sans a few exceptions, like myself. :P


Fuck off, you're not the hall monitor.
It's past your bed time.
Awson said
Remember kids, you can only post one close up of a vagina.Everybody gets one.But we can determine post quality. So if we nazi away all of the shit posters, chances are that we'll knock out the children as well. Awson for Shit Sherriff 2014.Let the exodus begin.


Doivid said
I honestly can't believe I'm saying this but-no, I can't. pride won't permit me.


I'll say it.

Vote Awson, Shit Sheriff.
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