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Shit Vegans say

Blitzkrieg said
that shit was blueberry.

I would say I hope you slapped that taste out of her mouth but clearly she didn't have any.

Shit Vegans say

This reminds me of when I lived in Austin in my early twenties. I was working at UT and living at one of the co-op houses they have near the campus. Now these houses are great, they're old Victorian homes with communal restrooms and kitchen/dining area, people share chores and all that. The houses are labeled vegan, vegetarian, carnivore/vegetarian friendly. I was naturally in the carnivore house up until my lease ran out but I was not ready to move so they found me a room for a week in a vegan house. My boyfriend at the time was a pescatarian but he never bothered me about eating red meat.

So we go to this vegan house, unpack and get settled in our room and head over to the living room where everyone is gathered around watching TV. I'm assuming it's movie night. Nope. It's propaganda night. They're watching this graphic video about chicken farms and slaughter houses, probably to remind themselves why they should be indignant and disgusted. I declined to watch and was given the stink eye from everyone. The next day, after a long day of work pulling text books at a warehouse, I grabbed some pizza left over from lunch and went to heat it up in the microwave.

The smell of melted cheese and pepperoni must have filled the air because within minutes I had about 5-6 vegans surrounding me in the kitchen, screeching to high heaven that I had defiled their microwave. I offered to clean it with bleach and apologized because I didn't know that they were that freaked out about animal products that it was not even allowed in the house, let alone appliances they cook with. That night they had a meeting to decide whether I would be allowed to stay or not. I had to sit on a chair and get lectured about vegan propaganda and why what I did was so awful. I had to suck it up because I only had 5 days left before I was going to leave the city.

Since then I just can't stand vegans. I know like every other movement, there are zealots who give it a bad name but that whole incident just annoyed the shit out of me.

TL;DR

Vegans shit bricks when I heat up pepperoni pizza in their microwave. Make me stand in judgement of my actions.

Holy Shit Turt and Zed are like Twins...

My mom would call all of us by each other's names, I have two younger sisters and we all pretty much look alike. Soon she was just yelling birth order numbers.

You Wake Up in Bed with the Member Above You

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Umm, there was a pillow barrier between us at all times.

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Haha Igraine, if we'd done that, I'd have been puking in the pool.

Good luck to you Jinxer, moving is a special kind of hell.

Spam Confessions.

My point about this very subject on that other thread.

Monday After Superbowl

I could see how too much of a good thing can be bad because of the sweetness. Drinking a lot of that would make it cloying and gag inducing.

I enjoyed it because I didn't get the whiskey shivers like I normally do.

lol Aw, you're terrible XD

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@ Kuro You're one of the sweetest, gentle hearted people I know. And you have a wonderfully creative mind and are a fantastic writer.

And you have patience with slow partners.

@Overwatch, you're a solid poster and I know I teased you about your anime set but you took it in good stride.

Has anyone EVER eaten Peanut Butter cake?!!?!?

I have not had that cake, but I do know a recipe for a good peanut butter frosting that tastes a lot like Reese's PB.