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11 yrs ago
I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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11 yrs ago
Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
11 yrs ago
Free used couch. Only has three legs and missing one cushion, stains minimal. Please pick up from the curb.

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Holmishire said What I find even more annoying is when one is walking in the opposite, and this group is approaching in this broad line. Four or five of them, blocking the whole sidewalk. One moves as far to the edge as one can, but they just stay in formation, keep coming, until one is forced onto the road. And as they pass, the glare, as if to say, "What the hell are you doing? Have some common decency, make some space for other people to walk."

It happens to me every day. I keep trying to be firm, stay on the sidewalk, but they just glare at me as though I'm just some typical impolite teenager that doesn't know that sidewalks were meant for people above nineteen and below thirteen. Once I had been blocked by a wall on my side, and so I stopped and made as much room as possible for their group, and they still walked with tons of space between them, physically pushed past me and glared as if I shouldn't be there. I stick myself into tree branches and duck under trees and even push myself into the prickly bushes.

And it makes me feel so guilty.

I hate feeling guilty despite being as nice as I can be.


This is when you scream, "Red Rover!" and just charge into them.
I'm thinking that a cook would be great. Or someone who does general work that would cross paths with both scientists, military folk, and engineers.
In dead thread 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Next time you use your hair dryer, try dropping it in a sink full of water. There will be some sizzling.
In imagine this 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
LowKey123 said
Imagine my arm is a timeline.And at the beginning of my arm is the start of defined timeWhere the only beings were dinos and flying mites.Now.50,000 years later, where beings are now civilizedThe smoke age, we could say, there's practically no ice.And then there were these people, call them AmericansAnd they were controlled by the fat king of Great Britian.But they wanted to be free, that's what they realized.So then they went and made a country, and it was all...fine?Now, let us not go into that story.Now, millions of years later, on my handThere are now futuristic objectsSince with Moore's law, we get better man-mades.And while computers can get better and better due to Moore's lawThey will soon surpass the capabilites of right nowTo the extent of computers being able to make a computerized world.The Matrix.Now, get this.How do we know if we are in the middle, living life to the futureOr millions of years later, trying to live an interesting life in a computer.Maybe there was a program, making us start overMaking up history, putting futuristic objects in the middleMaybe we didn't even have these objects in the smoke age in the first runMaybe for the second run, in the computerized world, they put some objects to help us evolve again.So we may be in a computerized run of humanity.Moore's law was a prediction, yesSo maybe this is all fictionalOr maybe Moore's law was made by a futuristic being coming into the past, to predict this and make it real. Maybe nobody believed him.Maybe this is true.Or maybe you think I am stupid.But have a think; this is an interest concept in my opinion, and I just simply wanted to share it.Did it not make sense? Or did it not make sense because your brain is insignificant and you cannot understand? No, we have intelligence, so your brain is as significant as ours, so you can fully understand it. Or make it understandable.By the way, hi. Thanks for sitting through this.Done.


So is this from some pretentious bullshit generator?
In dead thread 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Try licking a wall socket, see what happens. For science of course.
Monkeypants said
People like work_u_dumb.. (sorry to talk about someone behind their back) Folks that just don't get it even when people are nice and try to explain things in a eloquent, obvious way.. *sigh*. A person that just tries so hard... tries so very hard but fails and then blames others for said fail.The whole thing is fail. :(


Dude. Your avatar and the child dancing in your gif...creepy as fuck.
Lucian said
When people walk slowly in front of me


This...and when they're in a group, spread out instead of single file. I just want to start going through them like an NFL fullback.
In dead thread 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Am I too late to tell the OP he's a moron? What am I saying, it's never to late.
I've heard about his character ideas. They are awesome and it will fill out our mining crew.
Dot, I like this new character picture a lot more.
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