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5 yrs ago
Current I haven't updated this in over 7 years.
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11 yrs ago
I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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11 yrs ago
Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
11 yrs ago
Free used couch. Only has three legs and missing one cushion, stains minimal. Please pick up from the curb.

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+18 only, I check IDs

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“Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Sergeant Michael Davis,”


And across the auditorium, panties dropped.
Congrats on the straight teeth. You'll adjust to it, it's much better than having a fucked up grill.
Hank said Usually I just dream about an "end-of-the-world" scenario where everything around me self-destructs or destroys itself in a variety of fashions that inevitably and invariably end in my death.


Dream big or go home.
Damn that slap!

Good stuff, Squee, hope you feel better so you can write more...and for your sake of course.
7/10

Good color scheme. Arrogant flattery posts, with an overpowered superhero gif. Suits you.
You play too many videogames.
Oh hell. Yeah talk to her or try to switch classes, just explain you can't hear shit.

And that sucks about the AC, with all the heat from the people and computers. >.<
Oh, yeah, you need to have a talk with her about that. Try sitting up front.
My mental image of you sitting in the computer class surrounded by teenage geeks is quite amusing.

Look forward to the post!


Have fun with that. See you later.
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