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5 yrs ago
Current I haven't updated this in over 7 years.
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11 yrs ago
I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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11 yrs ago
Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
11 yrs ago
Free used couch. Only has three legs and missing one cushion, stains minimal. Please pick up from the curb.

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+18 only, I check IDs

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In Weird As Fuck. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
In Ah piss 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Tell that to Anubis there, he's making smoking look too cool.
Tis true. It goes with everything.
He'll do it! And not with the stick end either!
Well, now I want some booze. I ran out of my vodka last weekend. Any suggestions?
Where I'm from in Texas (it can vary county to county) it's no selling beer after midnight unless it's Saturday, then it's 1 am. And all liquor stores are closed by 9pm and on Sundays. Beer can't be sold until 7 am? I think. I never worked the morning shift with the bums hanging out at the singles door for their breakfast.

E: And if I was gonna buy drugs from guy named Duane, it wouldn't need a prescription.
I like that one guy's idea, to put Mayweather in the ring with Zimmerman, he'll never know the difference.
In MtG Deck 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
It's hard to control that big cockatrice...I'll stop.
Griever said Duane Reade


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