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erikhDervish said
I ordered a chipotle sub once.Two bites later, it went into the garbage. Nasty shit.
That's called a burrito.
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That's called a burrito.
KuroTenshi said
That's probably it it sounds a lot like my sister They plan to give one of their future children the middle name Rebel Which is the sickest thing ever
Or Waylon? If she's gonna use the name Rebel, she might be naming him after the outlaw country singer. Waylon Jennings?
Work is kicking my ass. I'll be home later though.
Oh hell no. Kill it with fire.
Doivid said
good god
I'm laughing.
Doivid said
bitch
That's my jam. You know me so well.
Doivid said
Don't you get me started you temptress.
I'll start you up like a gas powered weed eater. Yanking on your cord until I become frustrated and give up to go inside and have some iced tea.
Doivid said
Maybe someone banged the wall in the adjoining room really hard and it jostled it and it fell off. Who knows.
Don't you mean banging against the wall. Ahh yeah...
We went to dinner and he got me a card that made me cry happy tears. Saturday we have our day planned out, we're going to go to this indoor miniature golf place and then a movie followed by dinner and then going to play pool and have drinks. We rarely get a whole day off together which doesn't involve chores or working on the house so we're milking it.
I skimmed it. It's really mostly unnecessary but whatever floats your boat. I'm just amused that I called it.
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