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5 yrs ago
Current I haven't updated this in over 7 years.
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11 yrs ago
I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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11 yrs ago
Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
11 yrs ago
Free used couch. Only has three legs and missing one cushion, stains minimal. Please pick up from the curb.

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In Idle.... 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Brovo said
A sample I wrote on my phone at work. Was toying with the look of Idle the Moth Boss. I'd love some comments on it."The street grew quiet at the approach of the ever elegant moth, her eyes reflecting the purest beauty of the morning dew. Her figure was to die for, her fashion? Whooey boy, a few hundred men slaving in a mine could not afford the fine leather coat that draped around her back, the thick fur that covered it was unmistakable that of a mammel, and the feathers that protruded at the ends? Only the finest of eagle feathers would do for such a servant of death.Oh, and that is what she was, absolutely. Her reputation alone was enough to put fear and envy in the women around her. The emerald jewel that hung loosely from her neck was merely a sample of her vast collection of wealth, pilfered perfidiously from all manner of men and beast alike.All in all, they very model of avariciousness, contained only barely by the physical constraints of the world's pitiable rules... And only temporarily."


Oh hell that's great, Brovo. And on your phone. I want to see this finished.
darkwolf687 said
Haha, that grin. I can just imagine the caption"Afraid not, Old Boy."Well done to both sides though, I hope the Scots go hold Westminster to its word


Damn, someone put that on there. That makes it perfect.
That smirk.
In Y'all. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Magic Magnum said
How is it when I first came back into spam everyone went super hostile on me but when 8 outright attacks/insults the entire community everyone seems calm, understanding and wanting to help him? :/


Well two things. You're lightening rod for controversial topics, threads, etc. and you turn things into OT style debates. And 8 is just a snitty teenager.

And Goldy is wonderful at verbal slaps.
That smile. Sweet, simple and sorry. Henry wanted to respond but would a smile from him be welcome or creep her out? He did not want to make her afraid of him anymore than she might be, Penny seemed nice and he did not want to leave the kitchen. They would likely send him to work with Jack or worse, to the cleaning crews down in the hangars. The heavy, hot work of cleaning the mining equipment that was the work of strong men, men that had been athletes or perhaps had done time and built up their bulk there. It was not a place he wanted to be, he was made to do quick work not heavy. He polished off the floor quickly as Jack departed. He sighed inwardly, the man was quirky and confident and clearly he had asked out Penny and she agreed to ‘step’ with him.

Her sweet smile was of pity, not interest. Henry knew this and he kept his head down as he read the short message from Dr. Park. How was he doing? A loaded question that. Henry typed out a generic answer, “Fine, I guess, Dr. Park. They know about it now.”

Henry was short with him but he knew the doctor was likely a shrink and checking in on him. He would likely set up an appointment soon and that was to be expected. He tapped his tablet again. “So when did you want to see me?”

He put it away, waiting for the doctor’s answer and he watched Penny go about hunting cookie making ingredients and his stomach rumbled. He was the type of skinny guy that could shovel away food and not gain an ounce. He supposed it was his nervous energy but he had always been that way. Growing up there were many times of feast or famine and he would have to force himself to eat in case there was nothing later.

Once Jack was gone, Josey went over to Penny and cleared his throat, speaking to her in a low rumbling voice that was gentle, “Cupcake, how you feeling? I’m sorry I put you on the spot but I didn't want you to not know or feel uncomfortable. Alright? You feel any bit uncomfortable or threatened, you let me know and I’ll fix it.”

He pat her on the shoulder and said in a loud, boisterous voice, “I sure do look forward to them cookies, I got a sweet tooth that would make the Sugar Plum Fairy blush.”

The big man winked at her and cast a harder glance at Henry who was putting away his tablet. He walked over to him, “That from the higher ups?”

“Yes, sir,” he said automatically. “Dr. Park. I think he’s the ship’s shrink. Probably wants me to visit.”

“Good,” Josey crossed his arms, the thick dark muscles clenching, “Be on your best behavior, treat Penny like a queen, you hear me?”

Henry swallowed and nodded, dropping his gaze, “Yes, sir.”

The chef huffed and turned, going back to his prep work for the lunch time crowd. He sang under his breath, a sonorous but musical voice. Henry glanced at Penny again, at her shining red hair and pale skin and those dimpled hands that moved so deftly as she began making her cookies. He chewed his lower lip. No chance in Hell. The silence between them seemed to weigh heavy and he finally moved over towards her, keeping a respectable distance and he spoke up.

“Cookies sound great,” he said, his voice soft and his gaze on her hands mixing the ingredients. “Chocolate chip is my favorite though oatmeal raisin is pretty good too.”

He felt like slipping through the floor, speaking to her felt awkward after what he had just told her. Maybe he should have just kept quiet. “Anyway, I’m sure they’ll be great.”

He ducked his head and turned to continue his cleaning until called by Dr. Park.
In Y'all 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I'm working on a post, sorry for the delay. I've had a lot on my plate and less time at work to write. Henry's post coming up tonight.
He died standing, I salute him.
In Y'all. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Doivid said
You always get to this point in spam, and I used to think of it in a worse light because I thought you were older. You're still finding your identity at this point.I won't bother defending or explaining anything. Most of us disagree with one another. I frequently find myself just clicking out of threads to avoid getting mired in a lame debate. It's just the flavor of rpg/spam, and if it doesn't suit you there's no harm in that. When I get sick of it I just don't look here for a bit.You sound like there's something else other than the quality/mentality of spam bothering you, however.


That's any forum, anywhere, at anytime. People and personalities change and they come and go. Nothing remains the same and you can't go back again. Life is like a river, you can't step in the same river twice. Now paint with all the colors of the wind.

I kinda got lost there. Carry on, Tripz.
In Y'all. 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Azarthes said
I've just never like the crunch, it's always.... really dry and gets very soggy very fast in my experience maybe I just need higher quality shells because I don't think I'm doing this right. But just in general I'd rather have the chewyness of a flour tortilla no matter how worse it is for me.


Deep fry that chewy flour tortilla, that's the good stuff.

But really, try some homemade corn tortillas, they're thicker than the store bought ones that fall apart to easily and they have more bite and flavor.
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