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That was pretty awkward Card.

Ok, I got one that still makes me red in the face. When I was like 19 and working at the college I was going to as a tutor I had a major crush on this Brazilian guy who worked as a math tutor. He was really cute, funny and very nice. I was, at the time, really inexperienced around guys so I had no idea how to approach him. One day I needed a ride home and I got the guts to ask him if he could give me one.

Being a nice guy he took me home and the whole trip I'm tongue tied and staring out the window, totally blowing my opportunity to talk to him. We get to my house and I'm trying to thank him for the ride and the same time get out of the car but I'm still pretty nervous so I manage to hook my foot on the seat belt and fall right out of the car right onto the side walk, face first, flat out on the ground.

Being the nice guy he was he got out to help me, asking me if I was ok. I could have just died right there. Let the sidewalk swallow me whole. He never laughed or anything but I felt like a total fool. It cured my crush on him though. I couldn't look at him for a week and then found out he had a girlfriend anyway.

TL;DR Crush on hot Brazilian guy ends when I fall on my face in front of him.

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Kill Bones said
I'm playing Dark Souls AND engaging in shitty internet discussionI can fucking multitaskI'm the future

I got your Dark Souls right here.

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I'm trying to think of another story that is PG rated embarrassment.

I have so many that are not.

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Jorick said
Not even close to the most sacrilegious things you can do. How about doing things on the grounds of an actual church rather than the parking lot of a business owned by religious people? How about doing things with a priest or nun or whatever? How about engaging in homosexual relations on a pile of holy texts?So many things you could do to be more sacrilegious than getting head in a parking lot.

But are they sacrilicious...?

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Cringing is just as good, go for it Card.

Mine wasn't funny either. It was just something that happened and it was kind of embarrassing but not like shit my pants embarrassing.

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KuroTenshi said
I have no embarrassing stories of this caliber :pGood day

No, get back in here!

You have totally funny awkward stories.

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Slingshot said
Damn Idle I didn't know you were homophobic.

I'm not but Chik-fil-a is.

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Slingshot said
I once got a bj from a girl in a chick-fil-a parking lot. Probably one of the most sacrilegious things you can do.

No it would be worse if it had been a bj from a man.

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Awkward. Did she say anything to you? Or was it that 'don't make eye contact' like after a bad one night stand?

I once got really drunk and blacked out in the backyard of the host. They had a great lawn, really nice and plush.

Slingshot's Life Lessons #177

Well fuck you then.