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5 yrs ago
Current I haven't updated this in over 7 years.
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11 yrs ago
I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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11 yrs ago
Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
11 yrs ago
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Jorick said
Hahaha, yeah, I know. I haven't played for well over a year, but I've been considering grabbing a trial account for that purpose myself.

Also, dwarves running around with tiaras and dresses sound legit to me. I always figured as a kid that female dwarves also had beards and were indistinguishable from the males aside from the genitalia, which would lead to some awkward romantic situations.


If you do, let me know. Last time I went with a friend and we had a ball fucking with those people in the Inn.

The dwarves I suppose probably were like that, Tolkien was never clear about it and only ever mentioned one female dwarf by name. I had a dwarf hunter that I RPed for awhile in an all dwarf kinship. I considered revealing him to be female at the end of the storyline because in the books Tolkien mentions that when female dwarves went out into the world they disguised themselves as men and none could tell the difference. Alas, we never got to the end and the story fizzled out.
Doivid, Sophi? They live!
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I'm not gonna read through that skype thread. Be good.
Jorick said
Well, in WoW there's this race of insectoid creatures called sithilid (or something like that), and that seemed to be the popular thing to use for the creepy egg laying stuff, and I'm pretty sure that's what was going on in the thing I stumbled onto. I'm sure they also did it with generic tentacle monsters as well, just because I've seen multiple drawings of such due to the internet being a magical place full of discovery and disgust. Also, as I understand it, ovipositioning is laying eggs inside a person, not just random egg laying, so... Good times?If I played LOTRO and RPed in it, I'd be Gimli's boyfriend.




Wow...just...I find it horrific and yet part of me wants to reinstall it and just camp out in the Goldshire in on Moonguard to watch the madness.

You know there are people that RP female dwarves but since the game has no female character creation for the dwarf race there are a handful of burly bearded dudes in dresses and tiaras running around.
I got stopped at the Canadian border and they said since I didn't have a return bus ticket, I was a immigration risk. I said, "What? I'm a'murican damnit why would I stay here?"

"We have free health care, much lower murder rates, and minimal terrorist threats."

-_-

Just popping in to lurk on the good times. <3 Derv
Kill Bones said
You jumped on the hype train far too late, I'm afraid. There's a significant chance that I won't be around often anymore in the near future.


Kill Bones said
I'm more hurt that you weren't before than I am proud that you are now


I liked you but I wasn't fangirling.

Be ready now.
Kill Bones said
AwsonAwsonLend me your earsOr eyes ratherBecause it's fucking text on a screenBut listenOr look ratherI'm about to do somethingThat I want you to respond toI am going to askA veryVeryMuchlyImportant questionThat you must look inside yourself to fully understandAnd comprehendAnd believe inOnly then will you know the truthAnd finally reach nirvanaAwsonAre you readyFor this questionI need you To close your eyesWait no don't do that because then you can't read thisClose one eyeAnd answerThisQuestion:Who gives a fuck?


And this is the moment I became a KB fan.
I added a quick post with Faolan and Loker.
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