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5 yrs ago
Current I haven't updated this in over 7 years.
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11 yrs ago
I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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11 yrs ago
Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
11 yrs ago
Free used couch. Only has three legs and missing one cushion, stains minimal. Please pick up from the curb.

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I will try to do that, they don't last but a few weeks in bloom but the smell is incredible. You can smell it driving by stands of them, even over the car exhaust. It literally smells like grape candy or koolaid.
I see the buds on the trees, in about a week or so the mountain laurels will bloom down here. They're the first flowers of the season and fill the air with the scent of grape koolaid.



Soon.
He likes his double D's.
Spring is nigh
In Smooth Move 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
That was badass, Derv. I love it. Nothing's more manly than standing up for those weaker when facing someone who could be just as dangerous to you.

I have to wait til I get home to read yours, Blitzkrieg, since my work computer doesn't let me open hiders.
mbl, everytime I see your sig, I want to google that movie. But then I move on and forget about it.
No worries Jinxer, I think we'll probably return more to traditonal single or pair posts so that it is less of a pressure for those busy with school, life or like yourself, without broadband. I look forward to the return of Harald and Wilfred.
In Smooth Move 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Holy shit, that is awesome. You probably did save his life, the elderly are very easily overcome by hypothermia.
In Smooth Move 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
The other day I was waiting for my to-go order at a taqueria and I was wearing shorts despite it being cold. This guy comes in with his chick and his family, he's got this huge Pancho Villa mustache going on and he looks at me, deciding to be witty. "Isn't it a little cold for shorts?"

I was already not in the best of moods so I said back, "Isn't it too hot to wear a cat on your face?"

Not my best comeback ever but he got all butthurt and his wife laughed at him.
I just made a thread about it.
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