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5 yrs ago
Current I haven't updated this in over 7 years.
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11 yrs ago
I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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11 yrs ago
Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
11 yrs ago
Free used couch. Only has three legs and missing one cushion, stains minimal. Please pick up from the curb.

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+18 only, I check IDs

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10/10

That made me smile
I would like to know more of the adventures of Pregnant Peasant Girl.
I read that entire thing just now. Hilarious.
Blitzkrieg said
Ghost penis is actually army slang.


For...?
genghismike said
why you be peepin' on my E-Daughter, yo?


I'll peep on her too. Whatcha gonna do?
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You know they'll come out with an MLP edition for this thing.
Sloth said
Awh yis. That is in no way an automated answer regardless of how you answered the questions in any way.Congratulations, me.


The internet never lies, congratulations on the massive schlong.
genghismike said
You think that's sad, at least they're thinking with the right head.You should see those weirdo's who pay for cuddles. Da fuq?


That is one of the saddest things I've seen. Really depressing.
Mike, you look fabulous in sea green
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