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5 yrs ago
Current I haven't updated this in over 7 years.
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11 yrs ago
I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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11 yrs ago
Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
11 yrs ago
Free used couch. Only has three legs and missing one cushion, stains minimal. Please pick up from the curb.

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+18 only, I check IDs

Most Recent Posts

In Uuuuuuuuugh 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Fuck all your 90s bullshit, I can't hear you because I'm livin in the 80s.

In Heat Badge 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I'm joking. Mostly. Sort of.
In Heat Badge 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I knew it.

You know, Off Topic has a lot of Pokemon threads.
In Heat Badge 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
If this has something to do with Pokemon, go swallow your fist.
In Ukrain 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Damnit, you beat me.
Hey, now. Getting fancy there. The bagged cereal is good enough.

E: I love what you did with your sig.
In Uuuuuuuuugh 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
I was hoping the US would win but it's hard not to feel happy for Canada.
In Uuuuuuuuugh 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
There's nothing wrong using what technology is available and affordable. I loved being having the projector so my professors could have things like maps, diagrams, key points, etc displayed while giving their lecture. I still wrote it down not because we couldn't just go print it out but it helps me remember if I write it myself.

Speaking of old, Mike, you're not old unless you remember the ditto machine. Dat purple.
Cracker Barrel, the whitest food ever. Literally. I had their chicken and dumplings once and it was the color of flour.

Dat tax refund, hell yeah.
genghismike said
I like to imagine myself as a mystical, magnificent stud and turn my crest to peer into the souls of others with my deep orbs which show a profound understanding and intellect as I shove my extra digit deep within their bowels. Shhh... no more tears.


Oh shit, I laughed so hard at this.
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