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    1. idlehands 12 yrs ago
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5 yrs ago
Current I haven't updated this in over 7 years.
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11 yrs ago
I'm so happy, found two orphan newborn kittens and was able to put them in with a nursing momma cat and she adopted them right away!
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11 yrs ago
Ladies, come help me defeat the men in the count down game in Spam. They're just asking for it.
11 yrs ago
Free used couch. Only has three legs and missing one cushion, stains minimal. Please pick up from the curb.

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+18 only, I check IDs

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In Hey, Dervish 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Awson said
I was gonna look up a drawing of a gay dude or something and say "Oh, look! Someone drew you too." But after receiving a torrent of dicks in my face after searching 'gay drawing,' I decided to stop.


This made me snicker. Dick jokes!
Spam Spazz
Awson said
But two unstoppable forces...EDIT: dat headbutt


Sounding like two coconuts clonking together. Hilarious.
Jorick said
This should be neat. I haven't been very active at all lately, so I'm interested to see who'll take the king of spam thing this time around. I'm thinking maybe Dervish, since people seem to be idolizing and fellating him similarly to how they were acting toward me last time the awards happened.


I was doing this to Dervish before it was cool.
Sorry there is only one brony in spam. We hit our catch limit.
Ace of Spades said
I like bowler derby's myself.


Some people get jealous when another is different and gets attention from it. I'm guessing it's some catty girls that are accusing you of this?

And yes there are some chicks that will make out together at a party just to titillate the guys there and be the center of attention. It's silly and pathetic and can affect the legitimacy of being bisexual in the eyes of other idiots.
In Intergalactic 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
Another dimension, another dimension.
In Damn 12 yrs ago Forum: Spam Forum
ImANargleHunter said
Because it takes literal hours to give birth.

This and it's kind of a big event, you know?

I'd rather read someone is about to have a baby then where they ate lunch.
I got half a post done but I'm fighting a nasty cold. I haven't been sick all year but of course once I get vacation that's when it hits me. :/
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