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Name: Badge
Age: 32 (Despite, or because of, being a honey badger he didn't care when Death showed up so he was able to live longer then the expected lifespan of honey badgers after Death gave up)
Gender: Male
Race: Honey Badger
Appearance: He looks like a honey badger but with a large vertical scar over both eyes, one across his belly starting from right front leg to back left leg, and the tip of his tail is missing.

Personality: He doesn't care about much of anything, including dying because he can't really be bothered to die. He mostly wants to be left alone and will only help others when convenient and aiding him in some way. He won't do anything evil so if he does ever decide to do something it will be on the side of good or neutral. If he does ever make a promise, which is not very often, then he'll keep it because he's actually quite loyal and brave when he sets his mind to something. Not that he's ever a coward in the slightest, he just doesn't care enough to act heroically most of the time.

Powers

Nocarium- His body has been infused with a rare material known as nocarium in a process similar to Wolverine but with badgers instead (and him being an actual badger). Control over this material is done through mental willpower, only the willpower must be on the "no care" end of the spectrum for it to activate properly rather than what is often the other way around for magical abilities. With his nocarium active he no longer cares about any supernatural enhancements of any kind that a person might have, meaning that their powers are negated on him. Someone enhanced enough to punch a planet in two will act like a normal human punching him. On the flip side, Badge doesn't care about supernatural defense either, wounding them like a normal person would be wounded by a honey badger.

His main weakness is technology related stuff because even a normal gun would still be life threatening. Of course there are many other weaknesses to this power as well that can be exploited. That being said, he's only really useful against super powerful opponents who rely mostly on said power. Otherwise he'd just be as useful as any other human intelligent honey badger out there.

Weaknesses

Anything a normal honey badger would be weak too minus what is covered by his nocarium and superior intellect (which is still only average for a human).

Equipment

None. A honey badger doesn't need no equipment, you silly goose.

Bio

Although he was at first a normal honey badger, doing normal honey badger related activities such as ruling the animal kingdom and not caring in the slightest, he picked a fight with a large bear from outer space called Brutes, being just an animal at that point so not realizing this space bear was more dangerous than normal bears. It was still an epic battle but in the end Badge got a nasty gash across his abdomen that nearly ended his life. However, Death was impressed about how little this specific honey badger seemed to care about dying so decided to spare him when Badge even decided to attack Death himself. Even Death sparing someone doesn't mean they can't die, they just have a chance to pull through and pull through he did. He also began developing a more advanced intellect during his recovery, not knowing that some of Brute's DNA mixed with Badge through the open wounds.

However, this was a trait unique to Badge rather than Brutes, allowing him to be infused with material and take it on as his own, a result of a random mutation in his DNA. A mad scientist named Rave happened to stumble across Badge while searching for Brutes instead, taking note of his intelligence and using him as a research experiment, infusing him with nocarium in the process.

Badge escaped and it's unclear if Rave desired this outcome or not. Nothing else interesting happened to Badge for a while, just as he wanted.
(This character kind of ended up inspired by a certain anime character the more I typed, only a steam punk version of her. Perhaps you can guess who it is and send me a PM)

Name: Vyrdia Blaunchourr
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Race: Human
Appearance: She looks vaguely Asian (mixed with...Laura Croft?!) with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail that falls just above her shoulder blades. She has a slightly lanky build. She has a lot of tattoos, especially on her arms and back, and is often seen wearing skimpy steam punk inspired outfits with leather.

Personality: She has a very brash personality and is tough on friends and foes alike. She likes poking fun at people if she thinks they can handle it but doesn't like victimizing the weak. She's a "pick on someone your own size!" kind of gal at heart, after all. She's a good person once you can get past her personality, acting very courageously to beat the snot out of those who deserve it. She's a good ally to have around if you want things done right without hesitating on the more frail of human emotions. She'll tell it like it is to iron out the weak links of a group or plan.

She's well known for being able to hold her liquor incredibly well, beating out most men or women alike. She doesn't drink much besides alcohol or water and is lactose intolerant. She's gotten into her share of drunken brawls, often over silly reasons.

Abilities

Physical Abilities- She's fast, her movements hard to keep track of with the naked eye, allowing her to strike aggressively with enough force to defeat a tiger, a common animal that she's compared to despite (as far as we know) never actually killing a tiger with her bare hands to prove this. She has very good vision, including observational skills. Despite looking closer to a twig than a muscle bound barbarian she can take a hit more like the later than the former, seemingly able to take enough hits that would kill a normal person while still remaining conscious. However, she would eventually fall given enough damage or obviously fatal wounds.

Combat Training- She's trained extensively with six shooters, being both fast and accurate to an almost pinpoint level. Due to getting in a bunch of fist fights over the years she's gotten good at it by default.

Equipment

Weapons: Two steam powered six shooters are her weapon of choice.

Bio
Perhaps it's my turn to post? I'll do so after work tomorrow if nobody else wishes to get a post in before then.

Typing up Vyrdia's sheet, she ended up turning out a whole lot like Revy, which is an awesome character to emulate but I was hoping for, well, not a carbon copy. *slaps forehead
My half dragon Evvie won't like his dragon slaying antics! She'll show up later.
The planeswalker are from Magic.
Drallinix, feel free to post now. Maybe your character can help Lalliman's character fight Trainer and Randy, seeing how he's a bit outmatched at the moment? Trainer doesn't care at all about the smaller spiders and the cane is ineffective against his armored body. Trainer was actually almost impossible to kill without a ton of effort if not for that one sword your character has that basically ignores his defense. He was going to be the wave 1 boss, although actually still can be if he dodges you a lot and you team up.
I won't have an angel character right now due to Thor already having some help. I'll come in later.
Zubassballe grinned madly at the sight of Thor hitting the ball. Not mad as in angry, but mad as in crazy, because why grin if you're angry? But that's besides the point. What is the point is that this was indeed very interesting. He already found a player skilled enough with baseball to match his super tail toss attack! He let out a hearty laugh as he just stood there watching the events that were now unfolding, not bothering to interfere or else the play would end right then and there due to his tail easily able to grab the ball as it flew overhead and then smack Thor right in the face with it while he was distracted by the big tentacle-y fellow. Instead it flew past him, hopefully into the waiting hands of one of his demons or recruits, but he didn't bother checking on that.

His attention turned to the bleachers as an all too eager fan clearly wanted to become more than just an average fan and join the game as well. Zubassballe was going to mention that it was against the rules to just burst out like that, but then he remembered it actually wasn't against the rules, he just forgot to include that specific detail into the rulebook. He simply said that each team could only have 9 players out on the field at a time, not mentioning that fans can't also do their own thing. Oh well. He didn't mind that more fresh meat would be charging into the fray to add to the chaos so wouldn't throw a hissy fit, and maybe this guy would become an official player anyways.

"New rule," his voice boomed. "You can only enter the game from the bleachers if you're interesting. Otherwise, leave things to us master professionals." He flexed his muscles, did a few poses, and then ran out of things to do so just watched some more.
if this is still open I will join


Go ahead.
I assume "available dodge" would be like if you think it would hit 70% of the time then you'd roll a 10 sided dice and 7 out of 10 numbers results in a hit, one of them like a lucky strike. That seems like a perfectly reasonable way to fight as long as you guys can figure out why exactly it would have such a hit percentage, which could get complicated.

I'd fight battles knowing I'd lose if they are interesting.
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