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Roleplay DEATHBATTLE (round 2) Zero vs Weiss

I never roleplay as other people's characters, but I guess I could give it a shot as a Street Fighter or Tekken character if we end up doing a tag team later. I'd want to be more familiar with the character's moveset so I'd have to go with someone like Ryu rather then Asuka. If you needed me to be Asuka I'd have to practice with her a lot first.

Cookie Clicker High Score Competition

Remember the most pointless online game? Clicking a cookie in order to bake more cookies? Post your highest cookies per click here and see who's wasted the most time! (I mainly just do it while I'm busy doing other stuff on the computer)

I'm at 836,917,455,371.32. The next antimatter condenser, the 122nd, costs 86 and a half quadrillion. However, if I'm in frenzy I can get 7 quadrillion cookies from a single lucky cookie.

Japan fucking did it.

Magic Magnum said
... Ok...I'm almost a 20 year old virgin and I can still tell how sad this is.

Don't worry. I have your record beat. There's still time and I bet a lot of people exaggerate on their sex life anyways. Although in my case I truly don't care so I can't exactly speak for you wither this is a big deal or not.

Roleplay Death Battle(round 1) Zaina-X vs Evvie

Evvie went flying when her opponent did, crashing into a building on the opposite side. Even with her physical and fire durability it was still a very dangerous blow against her, making her feel achy all over and even sharper pain on her back where she slammed against the ruins. She stumbled to her feet, supporting herself with a hand resting on a pillar until she felt strong enough to walk on her own. Any normal person would have given up and stayed down after that, but she wanted nothing more then to keep fighting this battle through to the end, either to avenge the townspeople or die trying. This was a very tough and close battle, as much as she'd hate to admit it, so she didn't know exactly who would win. Her fire sword had been put out during this time, as she soon realized. She'd have to start from scratch if she were to create a new weapon. While her right arm was supporting her weight she blew fire into her left hand to begin forming it into a 6 foot long spear. With this she'd be able to try a mid range attack, but only if she could finish forming it in time. If not then it wouldn't be it's full length and she'd probably have to use it more like a short staff. She wasn't all that well trained with staffs so would probably just try using it to simply bash away at her. Hopefully she'd have enough time so that wouldn't be neccesary.

Roleplay DEATHBATTLE (round 2) Zero vs Weiss

Lili is my favorite Tekken character. I'll be biased and root for her to win.

Roleplay Death Battle(round 1) Zaina-X vs Evvie

Evvie was breathing hard at the end of that exchange due to all of the fire she had to put out. She was relieved when the next attack turned out to be fire, which was nothing but a pleasant bath to her at these temperatures. She used this time to rest, nonchalantly bending over with her hands placed on her knees, her chest heaving in and out. She didn't want to stay inside the flamethrower for too long or else things around her might start burning and then she'd be taking huge puffs of smoke into her lungs, but for now she'd be fine.

If she had time to properly catch her breath then afterwards she'd rush forward to make a stabbing attempt at her enemy's stomach with her fire sword. If the enemy tried to run away then she'd do her best not to let her get too far away, which would give her a chance to fire more of those strange explody things or the electricity.

Japan fucking did it.

SilenceOnMars said
What if they're trapped in the waifu realities forever?

A spinoff of Sword Art Online. Waifu Date Online...not quite as dangerous unless you get the yanderes.

Rate the Signature Above You

6/10 for slapstick and him getting hit too high for maximum entertainment value.

Multiverse Character Deposit

Any word on my character?

Ban The User Above You

Banned for not sleeping in pajamas.